"The Vi of the Spider" By- Meowsma BB-bad bird BC-big cheese GC-general catton NC-ninja crows N-narrator <----------->-new scene (EW)-eyes widen (LS)-looks scared (W)-whispering (LM)-looks mad N- Welcome to a new episode of the Samurai Pizza Cats. Nothing much is happening today. How's the business Francine? Fran-(yawns) Not to busy. Speedy- This feels like a deja-vu doesn't it? Guido- Yeah except it didn't happen this early in the show. Polly- Here's the next order guys. Who wants to take it?(speedy and guido look away, trying to ignore her) Grrrr thats it who ever, wait a sec.. Hey Speedy is that a spider on your helmet. Speedy- Huh? Ahhh where?(puts his hand on his head) Polly- Thanks for volunteering, Speedy. Speedy- Grrr I didn't....Oh well, where to? Polly- This is Princess Vi's order. Speedy-(EW&LM) Thanks alot!!(takes the order and goes out the door) Guido- Thanks for not sending me. Polly- Oh, Guido you get to clean this WHOLE parlor. Lucky you, huh? Guido- How come you guys never seem to work. This cleaning is woman's work. Fran- Who made that up? Anyways I pay your salary. Remember? Polly- Ha ha! Fran- What are you laughing at? You're to make 50 pizzas by 5 today! Polly-(EW) Errr...(rubs the back of her helmet) heh heh, oh boy. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Speedy- Do they think I'm expendable!?! I'm the star of this show!! Here finally I can get this torture over with. Princess Vi: Thanks for bringing it.(closes the door) Speedy:(EW&LS) Whats worse Vi yelling at me or Fran and Polly? I think I can handle Polly and Fran better than Vi. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Fran-(LM) WHAT? Why that little spoiled brat!! Speedy- Whew. Fran-(LM) What was that Speedy!?! Don't think you're out, cause you're still in hot water mister.(storms off to the palace) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- N- And like they say, or at least I'm gonna paraphrase,'Hell hath no fury, when it comes to a woman's wrath'. That reminds me. Whats the Big Cheese and his goons up to. BC- What!?! How can 60 ninja crows be out of commission!! What did they do drink all night? BB- No boss they tried their luck and faced the Pizza Cats. I told them they were expendable.... BC-(LM) What!?! I think I'm gonna blow a fuse.(turns red) Jerry-(EW) Wait Cheesy I have a plan.(bc turns back to normal) Whew. Anyways a little bird just came back and told me that Speedy was afraid of spiders. Do you know what this means? BC- That you can talk to bird. Oh how wonderful. Thats so... Jerry- No!! You missed the bird, I mean the point!! All we have to do is build a spider robot. That way Speedy won't be able to destroy it. BC- But what about the other Pizza Cats? Jerry- Well, we'll build it strong enough so the others won't be able to destroy it. It's gonna be so big that it'll need a driver though. BC- Well, Bad Bird could drive it. BB- WHAT?(shakes his head) I'm afraid of spiders too. Jerry- It's fake though.(looking unimpressed) BB- Same difference. BC- It looks like we're gonna need another driver. Jerry- Thanks for stating the obvious. Vi-(then entering the room and sits down next to bb) Hey, guys. BC- Uh.. uh Princess uh how would you like to play a huge virtual game? Vi- Wow really? When? BC- We'll get you in an hour. Vi- Wow thank you bye.(went back to her room) Jerry- Are you sure that was wise? BC- Yes of course. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- N- I think he read ahead in the script. Well what do you expect from a cross dresser. Anyways Fran finally reaches the palace and yes she is still furious. Fran-(knocks on Vi's door) May I have a word with you? Vi- Sure come in. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- N: For once I actually feel sorry for Vi. Well, a few minutes later back at the parlor.... Speedy- I hope Fran wasn't tooo rough. Polly- Uh-oh here she comes. Good I just finished my 25th pizza. Speedy- What are you doing that for? Polly- Fran said it needed to be done by five today. Fran-(comes back through the door happy) La lala... Hey Speedy, hey Polly. Speedy-(scratches his head) What happen to you Fran??? Fran- Boy that felt so GOOD. I finally told that so-called-princess off. Speedy & Polly:(looked at each other) Uh-oh. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: An hour passed back at the palace.... BB- Princess it's ready. Vi-GGGGGGGGrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... BB- Uh-oh. BC- Now princess the way you win is to beat the... Vi- Yes I know. I read ahead in the script. Let me at 'em!! BC- Good go get 'em tiger, er bunny whatever.(closes the hood to the spider) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fran-(phone rings and she picks it up) Yes what is it? Al- There is a big spider coming your way! Fran- Thanks. Okay Pizza Cats battle time. Speedy- What are we fighting this time?? Fran- Um...(Shoves Speedy into the cannon) You'll find out when you get there. (cannon raises) Hello again, the Pizza Cats are leaving now. You know the routine. And one little word of advice today... You don't pay your bill I'll personally go to your little house and show you why the Pizza Cats where helmets. Here we go.( shoots them off) Speedy-(Looks at Polly and Guido) Why do we where helmets around the parlor? Polly-(looks forward) Uh-oh! Guido-What?(looks where Polly is looking) Lets try and not show Speedy right now. Speedy- Show me what?(turns around and in a girlie voice) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! SPIDER!!!! N- Here we go. And yet another wall to crash into thanks to yours truly. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fran- Hehe.(sticks out tongue) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speedy-(Looks hurt) Ouch!(turns to polly) Am I missing any teeth? Polly-(struggling to get up) No, you're just fine. Speedy-(looks up) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH SSSSPPPPPIIIIDDDDEEERRR!!! Thats it I'm calling the B-team. Polly-(slaps Speedy) C'mon you big wuss. It's not even a real spider. Guido- C'mon Speedy. Speedy- How 'bout you both finish the spider?? Guido- Fine! Watch closely. One Flaming Sword Crusher coming up!(does the move but the spider robot is still there) Dang it! Polly- Ha, never send a man to do a womans's job. All it needs is a little lovin'. Heart Break Attack!!(same results as Gudio's) Gasp! Speedy- Better ring the lil' bell. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fran- Wow that was quick. Hmmm I think spiders are afraid of fire. So I better, call the General.(calls him up) General the Pizza Cats need your help. GC- I'll be right there. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speedy- General Catton!?! GC- Whats up soldier? Speedy- Uh..uh Polly- He's trying to say that we have a spider problem. GC- Oh really. It's okay Speedy lots of peole are afraid of spiders.(turns toward the spider and gets ready to soot but the spider spins the General with its web attack) All- General!!! GC-Ugh!!(struggling to get out) Guido- C'mon Speedy you're the only one with the strong enough attack.(then guido and polly get caught too) Polly- Speedy! Speedy- Thats it! AAAAAHHH.... BB- Wait a second cat, looks who is in the cockpit.(the hood opens) Speedy- Huh?(pulls down on his visor) You crazy son of nun!!(rings his bell again) Fran I need you to contact BatCat. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fran- Right.(calls batcat) BatCat the Pizza Cats need your help. BatCat- I'm right on it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speedy- BatCat, can you get Princess Vi out of the spider for me, so I can finish this thing off? BatCat- Sure.(Flies over to spider and grabs her out of there) Vi- Let go of me you stupid cat. BatCat- Okay.(drops her down onto a five floored building) Speedy- Finally. This is what happens when you get Speedy Cerviche made!!! A big Eye Slash in your face!(finishes off the robot and then cuts the general, guido and polly out from their webs) GC- Good job Speedy.(pats him on the back) Guido- Way to get over your fears. Polly- Well thats one less thing that Speedy is afraid of. Speedy- HEY!! Polly- Just kidding. Where's Vi though?? BatCat- Oh she's on a roof top now. I'll drop her off when I go home. N: I think we should just leave her there. It'll be good for all of us.(everyone laughs) Well thats it for now. Oh yes, Polly does finish the pizzas before the deadlines, Guido is pooped from cleaning the WHOLE parlor, Speedy gets a lecture from Fran about getting the money after the delivery and remembers why he wears a helmet. Speedy- To keep my head warm from the draft.(smiles) N- Uh... that could be one of the reasons. Anyways until next time. THE END