"It's the B-team, not the A-team!" By: Meowsma GC:General Catton BC:BatCat (EW):Eyes Widen (W):Whispering <------------->:Different Scene GC: Hello Pizza Cats Fans. I'm General Catton, leader of the B-team. Today we finally got our own episode. Meowsma: Yeah, about time too, I was sick of warming the bench. Hey where's BatCat and Spritz. I hope they didn't sleep in, of all days. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Spritz:(alarm clock rings) AAAAHHHHH!! Oh no I'm late!(runs to his closet and gets dressed. then he jumped into his large pipe and swims to HQ). ------------------------------------------------------------------------ BC:(yawn) What time is it...7:00 A.M. I better get going!(jumps from bed) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ GC: Hey, Spritz what took so long? Spritz: Woke up late. Meowsma: So that leaves only BatCat. BC:(storms in) I'm here! GC: So what to do? We have(looks at his watch) 20 minutes now. B-team: Huh? That was quick! GC: Don't forget commercials. Meowsma: Oh yeah. N: So you finally have your own episode. You all are finally movin' on up. GC: 'To the Eastside... Meowsma: 'We're finally gonna get a piece of the pie-i-i... Spritz and BC: 'Oh-ho movin on up... GC: Ahahaha that was a good one guys. BC: Lets go check out Little Tokyo. Maybe Big Cheese is causing trouble. Meowsma:(smacks BatCat's helmet) Thats what we always do. BC:(rubs his helmet) Then what do you want to do?? Meowsma: Hmmmm, lets prank call people. B-team: Ok. GC: I'll go first.(dials Big Cheese's number) Meowsma: We'll hear on the other line. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Cheese: Who is it? Is this the Mr.T? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GC: No, but is your fridge running? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BC: Yes why? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GC: Then you better go catch it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!(hangs up the phone real quickly) B-team: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meowsma: Boy, that was a good one! But you're not supposed to laugh until after you're done. Watch an expert at work.(dials the pizza cats' number in little tokyo) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Polly: How may we help you? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meowsma:(using a diff. voice. much like scream guy's) What's your favorite scary movie? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Polly: Hmmmm, thats a toughie. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meowsma: Hurry up we don't have all episode! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Polly: I guess it would be 'Little Nicky'. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meowsma: Hey I asked for a scary movie! Not a QUEER movie! But I guess that would fall under scary. Anyways, are you alone? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Polly: Actually yes I am. Why? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meowsma: I want to see your insides.(with an evil laughter) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Polly:(looks at the caller id, giggles and says in a sexy voice) Oh you hunky mysterious voice you. Come kill me.....Meowsma. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meowsma: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!(hangs up the phone quickly) Spritz: What's the matter? Meowsma: She knew who I was! GC: This must mean only one thing..... B-team: THEY HAD A CALLER ID!! Meowsma: Your turn BatCat. Remember don't laugh while you do it, use a diff. voice and call someone without a Caller Id. Got it? BatCat: Yeah yeah I got.(he dialed Princess Vi's number) =------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Princess Vi: Hello? Is this you Bad Bird? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BC: Uh...uh(the rest of the B-team nodded and BatCat changed his voice to Bad Bird) Yes it is. You know I always loved you. When are you ready to get married? Because I'll be there any time, place you name it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PV:(blushing) Oh Bad Bird. I never knew (gasp) how 'bout tommorow. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BC: Sure bye.(hangs up) How did I do guys?? GC: Bat... Meowsma: Cat.. Spritz: that was... B-team:(other than BatCat) TOTALLY WICKED. GC: Yo man that was great. Meowsma: Yeah wait till Bad Bird finds out. BC: Your turn Spritz. Spritz: Uh, what should I say, guys? Meowsma: Just think of something original. GC: Yeah it's easy. BatCat: Go for it.(pats Spritz on the back) Spritz:(he thought about it, then he went to get his voice changer in his office) Got it! Meowsma: The heck is that? Spritz: It changes your voice to sound like anyone. GC: So, BatCat did the same thing and he didn't need a voice changer. Spritz: I just didn't want you guys to think I was weird when I do this next prank.Ahem! (he then calls Guru Lou's number) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lou: Who is it?? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spritz:(changes the voice changer to a sexy voice) Hello there. Do you like the way I sound? Because I like you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lou: WOW!!(blushes) Uh... What's your name? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spritz: It's Spri...(the B-team slaps his head), err I mean Spring, hehehe. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lou- Wanna go out?!? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spritz: Tommorow at six. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lou: Okay bye. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Spritz I..I can't believe you.... GC: That was cruel.... Meowsma:??? BC: That was..... All except Spritz: CCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! N: I've always wanted to do that to Lou. Meowsma: Thats my boy good job. Spritz: I still think that was pretty cruel. BatCat: It was just a joke though. GC: He does have a point though BatCat. N: Uh... Just so you know you guys went past your time limit. Oh well WWF RAW does the same thing anyways. B-team: BYE EVERYONE. IF YOU LIKED THIS EPISODE> E-MAIL THE WRITER. WE PROMISE IT'LL BE BETTER NEXT TIME. BBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! THE END