"Beach Fun"
By: Meowsma and Kat

N: A beautiful day in Little Tokyo.(scene: Pizza Parlor) Hey, where's the Pizza Cats? If Al found
out he'll be pissed, I mean mad.(scene: the cats driving)

Speedy:(driving) Shhhhh don't tell Al. He doesn't know yet.

N: And why shouldn't I?

Polly:(putting on sun tan lotion) Because we think that you need to add a little variety to your
persona and should try being NICE for a change.

Guido: Yeah, NICE!

N: Nice?! Don't make me laugh...I have every right to tell on you guys.

Speedy: Listen we'll pay you a good sum of money, if you don't tell. Fran show him the money.
(she opens a black briefcase full of 5 dollar-bills)

N:(changes his tone) The Pizza Cats are hard at work, in the pizza parlor.

Polly:(smiles) Good boy.(the cats then continue to drive)

(at the beach)

Speedy: Look at all the people.

Guido: Naw, look at all the chicks!!

Polly & Fran:(dreamily) Look at all the guys!!

Guido: Please excuse me everyone, the chickies are craving my charm...(runs off toward a group of girls)

Polly:(looks unimpressed) Men are so superficial...(looks at the board walk and spots a guy with big
muscles) If anyone wants me I'll be talking to that handsome fella over there.(runs over to meet him)

Speedy: So what are you going to do,(looks around) Francine?(sees her with Polly) Well,
I guess I could go play in the water or even build a sandcastle!(looks very excited)

N: Before he can set forth on his life long dream, he gets a friendly tap on his shoulder. 
Take a lucky guess who this is.

Speedy: Huh, who's that?(looks behind him)

Lucille: Hi Speedy.

Speedy: Hey, Lucille!(looks even more excited)

Lucille: Where are the others?(looks around)

Speedy: Guido is attempting to talk to a group of girls.(points over toward Guido) Then Polly and Fran
are talking to some muscle guy on the boardwalk(points over to Polly and Fran).

Lucille: So its just you and me, huh?

Speedy:(nods and blushes) Yup.

N: We'll come back later to check on them. As for Guido...

Guido:(full of excitement) Any girls that want to date a super hero, form a double line here!

Cute-girl #1:(with a Brooklyn accent) Ugh another show off.

Cute-girl #2:(with a southern accent) Can't ya see we're tryin to geta tan. Dang.

N: Not too lucky today are we?

Guido: Ah shut up! 

N: Fine, I'm going to check on Polly and Francine now...

Polly:(with hearts in her eyes and staring at some muscle guy) He's so..so...hunky.

Fran:(ditto) I'll take him, even if he's dirt poor.

N: Ack, someone gag them quick! See what love can do to you kids. It makes you talk exactly
like that. Back to Speedy and Lucille...

Lucille:(holding hands with Speedy and walking on the boardwalk) So what do you want to do, first?

Speedy: Lets get some ice cream, my treat.(they walk into an ice cream store)

N: Now I remembered why we left them. Whats up with this episode? Its got to be the worst 
ever! Oh wait here comes the Rescue Team, wearing Hawaiian shirts? Maybe it won't be so bad 
now. How are you guys?

Spritz: Came out to relax.

BatCat: We also came because we heard there was gonna be a volleyball tournament.

General Catton: Don't forget the main reason we came here for. We are here to bring Speedy, 
Polly, Guido and Francine to Al Dentei. They're in big trouble for sneaking out.
(they all nod)

N: So you didn't bring your wife, huh Meowsma?

Meowsma:(ticked off) Thats it! I mean it, I'm gonna beat the living snot out of whoever mentions
that one more time. I AM NOT MARRIED!

N: Okay, okay I get the point.

General Catton: Lets split up. I'll go after Speedy, Meowsma you get Guido, BatCat you get Francine, and 
Spritz you get Polly. We'll meet up at the entrance. Break up!

Rescue Team: Yeah!

N: They then went their separate ways. I actually feel bad for the gang..... Not! We'll see 
how Meowsma does first.

Meowsma: Grrr, why do I have to look for Guido?(looks around and continues walking) Ah there he is.(sees him
talking to a girl)

N: Whoa, Guido talking to a girl. This is an instant Kodak moment.

Guido:...So I told this guy......

Girl: Hahahaha you're so funny Guido.

Meowsma:(taps Guido on the shoulder) We need to talk with you and the others.

Guido:(turns around and whispers) Can't you see I'm talking to a girl here?

N: And can you believe she's actually talking back?

Guido: Anyway Meowsma, I'm sure you and your wife need time together. I'll talk to you later.(turns around 
and keeps talking to the girl)

N: Wow, just look at the expression on Meowsma's face. He looks pissed, I MEAN angry!...geez, I hope the 
censors aren't watching today's epidode.

Meowsma:(turns Guido around)

Guido: The heck do you want, Meowsma?(shoves Meowsma)

Meowsma:(tackles Guido) You are in big trouble. Al found out that you guys sneaked out.

Guido: Stupid Narrator.

N: What did I do?!

Guido: I'm not going without a fight.(kicks Meowsma off and gets in a fighting position)

Meowsma: If its a fight you want, its a fight you're gonna get.(they then start fighting)

Cute Girl #1: Look at those two fight.

Cute Girl #2: I like the one with orange shorts.

Meowsma:(blushing) Haha, did you hear that Guido, she likes ME! Not you! She must want a guy who can fight
like a man!!

Guido:(turns to girl#2)  Watch out, he's married!!

N: As soon as he said that Meowsma kicked him square in the head. I love fights!

Cute Girl #2: Ewww to think I liked him too.

Meowsma:(dragging Guido to the entrance) Thanks alot Guido.

N: One down, three to go. BatCat & Spritz any luck yet?

BatCat: Naw too many people.(pushing through people)

Spritz:(pushing through people too, then sees them) There they are BatCat!

N: Yep, you guessed it they were still staring at no brains and all brawns. Kinda describes
the females on this show.

Polly:(in rage) Too bad the words to describe you aren't allowed on public television!

BatCat: Uhhh guys we need to talk.(sweatdrop rolls down)

Fran: Oh hi BatCat, Spritz. What brings you guys here?

(BatCat and Spritz look at each other)

BatCat: Well, Al found out you guys took the day off without his permission and he sent us
to get you and uh....bring you to the palace. Right, Spritz?

Spritz:(slowly nods) Yeah thats right.

Polly: Well, we don't deserve that kind of treatment!(looks at them meanly)

BatCat:(pulls out their contracts and a pair of glasses) It says we get a day off if we do 
14 episodes straight...

Spritz:...and this is the 14th episode.

Fran: I'm gonna listen to what they say. Last thing I want is too get fired.

Polly: Hmph fine!(they then walk to the entrance)

N: That leaves Speedy. Boy are these guys in big trouble. They're gonna be so pis-! (stops himself)..DANG!
Not again..!

Speedy:(licking his ice cream) Mmmm, yummy.

Lucille:(giggles) You sound like a little kid.

Speedy: Little kid?

Lucille: I find that cute though.(giggles even more)

Speedy: Really? Then I'm ALL kid..(smiles)

N: Well 'immaturity' is Speedy's middle name.

Lucille: Thanks for the ice cream by the way Speedy.

Speedy:(nods) Your welcome.(then sees the General outside and has a blunt look on his face)

Lucille:(with a concern look) Whats wrong Speedy?

Speedy: Um..um you gotta hide me!

Lucille: Why?

Speedy:(points out the window) Catton's out there. I have a feeling why he's here too. I hate 
that stupid narrator!

N: Why is everyone turning against ME!? 

Speedy: It's just because we hate you, don't take it personally.(hides underneath the table and 
then the General comes in)

GC: Hey, Lucille have you seen Speedy?

Lucille: (covering for him) Speedy...who?

(they then hear a sneeze)

GC:(looks under the table) There you are.(picks up Speedy by the collar) Al Dentei wanted
to talk to you guys.

Speedy: I'm guessing he's not seeking a friendly chat...

GC: Not exactly. We'll be leaving now, bye Lucille.

Speedy:(looks disperate) Save me, Lucille!!

Lucille: Sorry, but I ran out of missiles.

Speedy:(head hung low) Dang, of all times!
 
(at the entrance)

Speedy: What happened to you Guido?(sees him with an ice pack)

Guido: Oh, just for 'kicks' Meowsma decided to smash my head in.

Speedy: (sarcastic) Sounds about as cheery as my encounder with Catton...

Spritz: You guys are in big trouble!

BatCat: You guys have angered the Supreme Catatonic.(hits them with the cat statue)

Polly:(holding her head) Well, I guess we have that dumb narrator to thank.(looks cross)

N: Ah, yes that's right its all MY doing. Well, as long as I get that briefcase full of money.

Fran: They're countifeit.(looks unimpressed)

Guido: Yeah, you think we're dumb enough to really give you that much money?

N: Actually this money is as real as you guys are dumb.
(Speedy, Polly, Fran and Guido look at each other with a surprised look)

Speedy: Fran didn't you grab the right briefcase?

Fran: I grabbed the black one.

Guido: That was the one with the real money!

Fran: Oops...

GC: So you guys planned this all along.

Polly: Thanks for stating the obvious.(sounding unimpressed)

(the cats then heard an announcement about the volleyball tournament)

Speedy:(grins) I have an idea!

Polly: This should be interesting...

Speedy: How 'bout this Catton? If me and my team beat you and your team in a volleyball
match, and win, then we're off the hook.

BatCat: What if we win?

Guido: Then...um...you can tell Al.

Spritz: No we want more than that.

Guido: What else do you guys want then?

Meowsma: You have to be our slaves for a month...

GC:...And on your next day-off you have to help us at our parlors.

(the Pizza Cats then remember the time they were shipped to the suburbs)

Speedy:(whispers to his team) We better win then. There is no way I'm going
back to Meowsma's Pizza Parlor again.

Polly: Okay we agree then.(Speedy and Catton shake hands) 

Guido: Wait, how do you play volleyball again?

N: After the game was briefly explained to Guido, the tournament starts. Dozens of teams were playing 
that day and what do you know the final two teams end up being the Pizza Cats and the Rescue Team. How 
convinient?

(they all have cross looks on their faces)

Speedy: I'm gonna bust you down to private, General.

N: And there you have it! Everyone seems to have lock jaw, better go see a dentist about that
guys.

(the game starts)

BatCat: Ready here it comes!(serves it)

(Speedy and Guido both dive for it and bump heads)

Speedy & Guido:(look at each other) Owwww watch where you're going!

Fran: Maybe we should call fo...

Speedy & Guido: I had it! Grrrrr...

Polly: Why don't you two just grow up already!

Speedy & Guido: Shut up!

Polly: Why I oughta...(Fran holds her back)

Fran: Not you too Polly. Come on we have to work as a team. There's no way I'm going to
the suburbs again. The shopping outlets there suck!

Speedy, Guido, & Polly: Right!

GC: You guys done bickering yet?

Speedy: Can it and serve it.

N: The game goes back and forth. And after 20 straight minutes of playing its down to one
point. Speedy is the server? You guys minus well keep your dignity and forfeit.

Speedy: Ah, shut up! I can do it!

Fran: Come on Speedy all you have to do is serve it over the net and we'll take care of the
rest.(then Lucille walks up)

Speedy:(blushes and says to himself) Dang, she just had to come now of all times? What if I mess
up? 

N: Does he mean more so then usual?

Speedy: I better make this one count.

Lucille: Hey Speedy!(waves at him)

Speedy: Hey Lucille.

Polly:(whispers to Guido) He better not screw this up!

Guido:(shrugs and whispers) He always finds a way to screw up some how.

Spritz: Are you going to serve it or what!?!  We're 20 years older already!

Speedy: Yes, MOTHER!(serves it)

N: And to everyone's amazement, it actually.....went over the net. Wait but don't stop there 
you have to bump it back over. What would they do with out me?

Polly:(bumps the ball back over) We wouldn't be so annoyed all the time for one.

N: Haha very funny. Hey Polly look Fabio!

Polly:(with excitement) Where!?! (the ball then bounces off her head)

Fran: I got it!(dives and hits it back in the air)

Guido: I got it!(hits back up in the air)

Speedy: Time to win!(spikes it and scores)

SPC: Yeah we won!!(they all hugged each other)

GC: Looks like you guys get off the hook.

Referee:(blows his whistle) The Pizza Cats bounced the ball to many times. The Rescue Team
wins.

N: I bet the writers thought it'll be more interesting if they added that in.

SPC: What!?! NO FAIR!!

BatCat: A deal's a deal.

Meowsma: Now it won't be so boring around my parlor for one day at least.

Spritz: I'll go get the car started.(walks to the car)

Speedy:(on his hands and knees) Please Catton you can't tell Al! Listen to Lucielle?? I'm still a
kid! I'm too innocent to DIE!

GC: But you guys snuck off, a very serious offence. 

Polly: We won't do it again, I swear!(on hands and knees too)

GC:(looks at Meowsma & BatCat) What do you think of this, guys?

BatCat: Maybe we could let this one slide, just this once....

Meowsma: But they're still our slaves for an entire month...

GC:(turns to Speedy, Polly, Guido and Francine) and on your next off day you have to help us at
our parlors.(the Pizza Cats then gather up away from the B-team for a few minutes)

Speedy: I feel like I've been mugged!

Guido: I agree with Speedy. I say drown them in the ocean!

Fran: I'd rather work with the B-team for a day then get punished by Al.

Polly: He was probably gonna send us off to the suburbs anyways. At least now we can go and
have help and company from the B-team.

Speedy:(remembers being at Meowsma's parlor) Damn! I hate submitting.

N: Are these guys actually making sense? Took long enough.

Speedy: General, we'll do what you say just as long as you don't tell Al.

GC:(nods) Alright. 

Polly:(realized something and whispers to Speedy and the others) I just remembered.

Speedy: What, that you have a hair appointment?

Polly: No you...oh that too, but as I was saying tomorrow is our off day episode.

Guido: Good so we get it over with tomorrow.

Polly: Exactly.

Fran: I'm tired.(yawns) Its been along day.

N: The Pizza Cats drop in their car and drive home. Well, thats it for today. Tune in the
next time to see....

SPC: The Samurai Pizza Cats...

Rescue Team:....and the Rescue Team!!

SPC: Buzz off!

N: Here we go again!

THE END