ࡱ> ܥhc etq       * 0J/~zX"0#0vvvvv$vCvAuthor: Just to let you know there are some guide rules for my fanfics. (......) Action, {......} Character is feeling, [.........] Character is thinking. Also the "Samurai Pizza Cats" belong to Saban Entertainment and Sotsue Agency and do not belong to me in anyway. The new characters belong to the author and will not be used by anyone else without my permission. Anything sounding familiar like music groups or anything that does sound familiar to the reader belongs to the rightful owners and will not be misused in any way. Also if you see anything in between < > Those are lyrics to songs from big or small music groups also titles of movies and actor and do not belong to me in any way. Other than that enjoy my first attempt in SPC fanfics. The Samurai Pizza Cats, Into The Dragon's Crossfire Chapter 1, New Arrivals Teaser: (Speedy, Polly, and Guido are in their victory poses.) Speedy: On the next........ (GB flies in from above and tosses a couple of ninja stars at the screen.) GB: Pizza Cats! Narrator: After saving the Earth from evil and total annihilation The Pizza Cats are pretty much at peace at last. Yeah right! To keep this show on the air our new writer has come up with new allies, new enemies, along with old enemies and old allies. Will The Pizza Cats be able to thwart off evil once called upon, or will they be wiped out of existence for good?! Speedy & GB: Us get wiped out of existence for good?! Polly & Guido: No way! Narrator: Well, I hope not! Find out what will become of our heroes in today's episode: New Arrivals. The new saga begins of THE SAMURAI PIZZA CATS: INTO THE DRAGON'S CROSSFIRE! (The Pizza Cats intro. begins then it ends and fades to black.) Narrator (Fades in and zoom out to see all of Little Tokyo and all the people working to rebuild their homes and businesses.): Welcome back as you recall the Pizza Cats saved the world from being destroyed by a comet that the Big Cheese had sent to take over Little Tokyo. Well thanks to the Pizza Cats they stopped the Big Cheese and sent that comet to oblivion. Otherwise I'd be saying "this is only a test" for the emergency broadcasting system, and besides it doesn't pay as much. Well as a couple a weeks pass, everybody is starting over again (Zoom over to the pizza parlor.) and we find our hero's hard at work serving pizza's and rebuilding the pizza parlor? Isn't that suppose to be serving pizza's and saving Little Tokyo? (Speedy has just started to sweep up the floors.) Speedy: Not any more, since the Big Cheese and Jerry Attrick disappeared and Bad Bird gone good it's been quiet. And without any bad guys to fight we've been rebuilding the pizza parlor when we're closed. (Speedy looks to his left and then his right and moves up to the camera and starts whispering.) Also when the others aren't looking I go off to help out Lucille and help her out rebuilding her home and hopefully she'll be so thankful she'll let me ask her out on a date! (Starts laughing out loud.) Polly (Goes up to Speedy and hits him on the head with a frying pan.): So! That's where you've been going off too. You know you should be right here helping us out with repair's. Speedy (Getting up and rubbing his head.): WELL, at least when I'm helping out Lucille she at least gives me a thank you. Unlike here all I get is hit on the head and yelled at from everyone! Polly: WELL! If you haven't been running off to help out Lucille you wouldn't get hit so many times and get yelled at from everyone!!! (She hits him on the head with the frying pan again.) Francine (Walks in from the back.): Hey Polly have you seen Guido? Polly: The last time I saw him he was making a delivery over to (She gets a tired look on her face.) Lucille's place. (Turn's to Speedy.) Well, Speedy it looks like your not the only one helping out Lucille. Narrator: Well, since there is so much talk about Lucille let's go see how she's doing. (Zoom over to Lucille's place and see Lucille sitting under Guido's umbrella while Guido is rebuilding her home.) Lucille: Oh my your very strong Guido, I never knew you could lift 300 pounds of wood. Guido (Struggling to lift all that wood.): Well oomph... it's really oomph... no problem besides oomph... I like helping oomph... you out (All the wood falls on top of Guido.) Youch!!!!! Lucille (Helping Guido up from the fall.): Are you okay Guido? Guido: Yeah I'm all right nothing broken except my pride. Lucille (Lucille's phone rings and she goes to answer it, talks for awhile, and hang's up.): Guido that was Francine and she told me to tell you that if you don't get back to the parlor to help out with the repair's to the shop you won't get paid for the rest of your life. Guido (Looks down at his watch.): My gosh look at the time I'd better get going and help out the other's, (Starts running off.) See ya later doll! Lucille: See ya soon Guido! (Guido keeps on running until he finally arrives at the parlor.) Guido (Running inside the parlor.): Sorry I'm late I was.... (Before Guido could finish Polly goes up to Guido and hits him on the head with the frying pan.) Ouch!!!!! What the heck was that for? Polly: That's what you get for not helping us with the repair's for the parlor! Francine: That's right you should have been here helping out. Since you were gone I had to go up on the roof to fix the big gun which should of been your job, I almost broke my neck from falling off but luckily I landed on Speedy. Speedy: Yeah and all I have to show for it is one of the biggest headache's ever. Narrator: What a day for our hero's I hope we get to see some action soon besides we don't call this show Samurai Pizza Cats for nothin'. Anyway as night falls we check in on our favorite inventor Goru Lou (Goru Lou is seen leaving a restaurant and heading for home.) Well it looks like he had a good dinner. Goru Lou: Ahh, that was a nice dinner hmm... I wonder where I left my house at? I know I left it somewhere around here. (Suddenly something emerges from the sky. Which happens to be a black futuristic jet and dives down over Goru Lou and zooms away.) Narrator: What the heck was that?! Goru Lou: It was some type of jet from outer space. I'd better get home and call Al. (Goru Lou finds his home and calls up Al. Zoom over to Al's room.) Al Dente (Picking up the phone.): Hello this is Al Dente speaking. Goru Lou: Al it's me Goru Lou listen I found something big and I mean really big! Al Dente: What? Michelle Phiffers home phone number?! Goru Lou: Be serious if I had her number would I give it to you? Al Dente: Hmm... I guess you have a point there, so what did you find Lou? Goru Lou: It was a jet that came from outer space, it came down and swooped over me. Al Dente (Pauses): Lou? Have you been drinking? Goru Lou: Just a little bit, but not a whole lot. Al Dente: (Walking out on his balcony with his phone.): Lou you've probably were seeing things. You know the dark plays' tricks on people. Goru Lou: It's not all that dark out Al. Al Dente (Noticing the moon half full.): Your right. Or maybe it was some type of new invention you made and forgot about it. Goru Lou: Nope I hadn't had a good idea in a while. Al Dente: Well then I have no idea what it is then. Goru Lou: I've been trying to tell you Al it was a jet that came from outer space. (The jet suddenly reappears in the distance from Al's balcony, but he doesn't know it yet.) Al Dente: Yeah right, when I see a jet from outer space I'll tell Princess Vi she's spoiled. (Suddenly Al spots the jet heading toward his balcony. Al is scared to death from the site of the jet. Then the jet stops right in front of him, points it's nose up in the air, and shoots upwards and disappears.) Goru Lou: So when are you going to tell Vi? Al Dente: She is not going to know about that, I'll talk to you soon I'm going to get the Pizza Cats on this. (Al hang's up and call's the parlor.) Francine (Hears the phone ringing and goes to pick it up.): Samurai Pizza Cats pizza is our middle name. Oh, hi Al what's up? Al Dente: Francine get the other's on the video phone I need to tell them something. Francine: Right away big Al. (Calls out to the other Cats.) Hey you guys Al's on the phone he needs to talk to you right away. (Everyone goes into the back to talk to Al.) All: So what's so important Al? Al Dente: Well, I was just talking to Goru Lou a little while ago. He had discovered a jet that came from outer space. (All the cats just stand there for a little bit then burst out laughing uncontrollably. Al just waits until they calmed down a bit. But knowing them it'll be awhile so.....) KNOCK IT OFF! RIGHT NOW! (The Cats finally calm down and get a hold of themselves.) Guido: Sorry big Al it's just that everyone knows that there's no such thing as UFOs. Al Dente: I thought so myself, but I found out the hard way. Polly: What do you mean? Al Dente: What I mean is that the jet that Lou was talking about flew over to my balcony and zoomed away. Francine: Wow! That sounds deep. Al Dente: It is, so here's what I want you to do. I want you to go out there, find that jet, and see what the visitors want. Speedy: You got it Al! (The Cat's jump into their ovens and go through their uniform change's.) All right Francine it's launch time! Francine: Haven't you forgotten something? Speedy: Oh that's right, the big gun is out of order. Well, I guess we can find it by foot I guess. Now let's go find that jet! Guido & Polly: Right! (The Cat's run out the parlor doors and head out to find that jet. Then they run into Bad Bird now known as Good bird.) GB: Hey guy's where are you going? Speedy: We're going to find a jet that came from outer space. GB: You know about the jet to? Polly: You mean to say you saw it? GB: Yes, I did. That's why I was late getting back to the parlor. You see... (Flashes back earlier that night. GB is flying back to the parlor.) I was flying back to base I got the strangest feeling I was being followed. I looked back to see if someone like Crow Magnum or one of the Rude Noise members. But no one was there then I noticed my shadow on the ground along with a huge shadow. At first I thought it was just a cloud, but it kept following me. So I looked up and there it was, a jet from outer space and it blasted off in the skies. (Flashes back to them in the present.) And that's when I ran into you guy's. Speedy: Well, it's a good thing they didn't decide to get trigger happy when they swooped over you. You better get back to the parlor and get suited up, we might need your help. GB: Right! (GB flies back to the parlor and the Pizza Cats start their search for the jet.) Narrator: As our hero's travel on foot they cover every nook and cranny of the city from head to toe. Speedy: So you finally got that nook and cranny bit down. Narrator: Yeah it took me awhile but I got it down. Anyway our furry hero's are tuckered out from the search for that jet. (They sit down on top of a hill to rest a bit. Then GB shows up more tuckered out than the others.) Guido: Where have you been? We didn't see you anywhere in the city. GB: I was out in the country side to see if it was out there. Speedy: That's a pretty good idea you have GB. By the way did you find it in the country side? GB: No, I didn't find a thing and it took me awhile to get there and get back here. It was really exhausting. Polly: Gee do you think it went back to it's home planet. Speedy: Etheir that or it has the ability to make itself invisible. Guido: You know you two are starting to sound like Mulder and Skully from the X-files. Speedy: Speaking of the X-files did anyone of you catch last night's episode? Polly: I just only to watch the last half of it. I wasn't to sure which episode it was. GB: I did it was the one where the guy could control the weather or something. Speedy: Really, I never got to see that episode. Was it good? GB: It wasn't that bad, but I think it could of been better. Guido {Frustrated.}: Oh, will you three shut up already!!!!!!!!! (Then suddenly the jet appears, but this time it's accompanied by another jet that look's just like it. Anyway the both of them appear in the distance from the cats.) When will everyone learn that jet's from outer space don't exist! (Then the two jet's zoom right over them and fly away into the country side.) GB: What?! There's two of them now? Polly: It looks like it. Speedy: Well, you were saying Guido? Guido: As I was saying when will people learn that jet's from outer space do exist. Now then let's go after those jet's! Speedy, Polly, and GB: Right! (The Cats and GB head toward the country side.) Speedy (Shouting.): Do any of you guy's see it yet? Polly: Nope! Guido: Nothing! GB: Not a thing! (Then the jet's zoom past them toward a mountain.) Polly: Look! They're going to crash into the mountain! (Suddenly the canopy of the jet's slide back and two figures in both jet's stand up and have their palms pointed to the mountain.) Speedy: Look at that! (One figure in one jet shoots out ice and freezes the entire mountain. While the other three charge up and fire different blasts. With the combined blasts it level's the top of the frozen mountain and makes a bumpy yet perfect landing in a clearing in the country.) Polly {Shocked.}: Did you see that! Those being's have power's! Guido: Then they have to be from another planet! Speedy: Well, there is only one way to find out! GB: Yeah, let's go! Narrator: As the Pizza Cats head toward the jet's landing site, the sun slowly rises into mourning. A couple of miles ahead they stumble upon the landing site that took place last night. (The Cat's and GB sneak around the jet's behind some rocks and then one of the pilot's comes out from around the jet wearing a pilot jumpsuit and a motorcycle helmet.) Polly (Whispering.): Look! It's one of the pilot's! Speedy (Whispering.): Yeah, but where are the other three? GB (Whispering.): They're probably looking around somewhere else in this area. (Suddenly the pilot looks in the Pizza Cats direction. But the four of them duck down before the pilot could see them.) Polly (Whispering.): Do you suppose he knows we're here? Speedy(Whispering.): Nah! I doubt it! (Then the pilot step's behind the jet's and disappears.) Hey he's gone, where do you suppose he went to? Guido (Whispering and looking in the opposite direction.): Oh, no I think he heard us. Speedy (Whispering.): How can you tell? Guido: Because he's standing right behind us! Polly: What! (They all turn around and find the pilot standing right behind them. Then the pilot raises his visor on his helmet showing his golden brown eyes.) Pilot (With muffled voice from helmet.): You should know better than sneaking up on people like that. Polly: Well, you should know better than scaring people the way you did last night. Speedy: Yeah, we'll teach you and your friends to invade our planet. (The Pizza Cats jump back and give their spectacular entrance.) GB: I may have been a bad guy before. But I'll show you how much of a bad dude I am. Guido (With his umbrella.): Guido Anchovy special kind of guy. Polly (With her flute.): With the power of love I'm unstoppable, I'm Polly Esther (Blow's a kiss.) Love Ya. Speedy: Speedy Cerviche at your service I just love that name. Narrator: Yes, and together they are! All: Samurai Pizza Cats! Pilot (Flips the visor down.) It looks like it's going to be one of those day's. (He then gets into his fighting stance.) Speedy: All right you alien let's see how you can handle the likes of us. (The Pizza Cats and GB charge at the pilot but he tackles both Guido and Speedy which leaves them winded at the time. The pilot gets back on his feet and faces Polly and GB.) GB: Hey Polly, how do you suppose we should take this guy down? Polly: Simple, I'll toss him one of my love bomb's and once he's off guard you then fly in and take him down got it? GB: Got it! Polly: Good! (They turn toward the pilot and Polly takes out a love bomb without him knowing.) All right tough guy lets see how you can handle this! (She tosses the love bomb at the pilot and GB makes his move. Then the bomb hits the pilot and explodes on contact.) GB: [Now we got him right where we want him!] (Just then the pilot jumps from the flame's and is running toward GB.) What the heck?! (The pilot then gives GB an uppercut into the gut and then pile drives GB in the back slamming him into the ground.) Man that's defiantly going to leave a mark. (Polly then tosses her heart shaped stars at the Pilot but he counter acts the attack with his ninja stars cutting hers in half. He then runs up to Polly and is about to attack her but stop's just right in front of her and starts to back off.) Pilot: [No I can't do any harm to them, they might be able to help us in our battle.] Polly: [Why is he just standing there? Why doesn't he attack?] (Speedy, Guido, and GB start to get up after their attacks.) Guido: Man this guy is tough! Speedy: You got that right. Hey GB are you all right? GB: I'm fine, but he can pack a punch. (Then the pilot notices that the others are getting up. So he turns around and heads back to the jet's. Soon Speedy, Guido, and GB get up and head over toward Polly.) Guido: Hey, Polly are you okay? Polly {Confused.}: Yeah, I'm fine. Speedy: Did he do anything to you? Polly: No, he just stopped in front of me and when he noticed when you guy's were getting up he left. Speedy: That's strange. Where do you suppose he went to? Polly: It looked to me that he was heading back toward the jet's. Guido: He must be planing to take off and pick up his friends. GB: We'd better stop him before it's to late. (They start heading toward the landing site, but as they got there some strange light's were flashing around the jet's. Then suddenly the jet's disappeared and the pilot started to run off again.) Did you see that?! Speedy: Yeah, what do suppose he did with them? Do you think he destroyed them? Guido: I don't know, but we have to make sure he doesn't do that to anyone. Polly: Your right, let's go! (The Pizza Cat's begin to track down the pilot. So they searched high and low, but the pilot was to far ahead of them until the pilot came to a cliff.) Pilot: [Here's a fine mess I've gotten myself into.] (Then the Pizza Cat's finally catch up to the pilot.) Guido: Well, it looks as if you have no place to go alien. So what are you going to do now? Pilot (Voice muffled.): I'm going to do this! (He turns around facing the cliff and dive's off the edge.) Speedy: Oh, no he's committing suicide! Narrator: But unknown to Speedy that the pilot had an ace up his sleeve. (While the pilot was falling he crossed his arm's and was beginning to concentrate as hard as he can. And then he bursts into flames and the flames turned into a clear red energy field and he began to fly. And the other pilot's soon joined him. One pilot was in a clear blue energy field while another was in a green clear energy field and the other in a pink clear energy field.) Well, now I've seen everything! GB: They're not getting away that easily! (GB leaps into the air and flies right after them.) Ready or not here I come! (The pilot surrounded in blue energy happens to notice that GB is following them and shoot's an ice beam and him and freezes him instantly. Then the frozen GB starts falling toward the earth.) Speedy: Oh, no if we don't save GB he'll become a bunch of ice cube's. We gotta go help him. (The pizza cats head down a path of the cliff they were on toward the bottom.) Guido: We're not going to make it! By the time we get down there it'll be too late. Polly: We have to make it. He's our friend! (As the pizza cats were going down the path it looks like GB is about to kick the bucket. When the pilot they were chasing after, catches GB and sets him safely on the ground and defrosts him with a small fireball and takes off with the other pilots and they disappear in the distance. The Pizza Cats finally make it to the bottom and find a very cold and wet GB.) Are you all right GB? GB (Sounding a little stuffed up.): I'm all right! But I think that ice beam gave me a little cold. (Sniff's.) Did we get them? Speedy: No, they got away and disappeared. But the pilot that we were chasing saved you and defrosted you before you hit the ground. Hmm.... and after all those things we did to him. Why do you suppose he did that? Guido: I have no idea. (Looks at the sun rising.) Well, it looks like we should be heading back to the base. Francine is going to be very angry if we don't get back soon. Polly: Your right. She'll go ballistic if we're not working.(The cats and GB start heading toward town and arrived at the parlor.) Francine {Angry.}: Where the heck have you been? It's a mad house in here! Speedy: Sorry Francine we were looking for the aliens last night and we ran into one of them this mourning. Francine {Surprised.}: Really?! You guy's really ran into one? Guido: Yeah, but every thing we tried to get him didn't work. Francine: Like what? Narrator: Well, from this point they explained what had happened that night and what had happened this mourning so this is where I come in so we wouldn't have to go through the whole story again. Francine: And then that's when you guy's came in late. Speedy: Exactly! Francine: You know we're going to have to do something about this. I mean every time you guys go into battle the parlor is packed with customers. It's a handful for me trying to do everything you guy's do. Guido: Well, you know we could always hire some more help around here. That way when we're out battling the other's can stay here and help out in the parlor. Polly: That's a great idea, I'll go get started on an add and post it out side. Narrator: Well, around 10 Polly had made the finishing touch's to the add and is about to take it outside to post and hopefully get some more hired help. Polly: Hey Speedy can you help me post the add outside? Speedy: Sure, I'd do anything to help you out. Polly: Gee, that's really nice of you Speedy. Speedy: Yeah, and besides I could use some more break time around the parlor. Polly {Frustrated.}: Is that all you can think about?! Is taking a break that important to you?! Speedy: Well, no taking a break isn't THAT important. Polly {A bit relieved.}: That's good. Speedy: Trying to get a date with Lucille is very important to me. Polly {Really mad.}: Boy are you going to get it Speedy! YAAHHHHH!!!!! (From that point Polly takes the add and tries to smack Speedy upside the head with it. Then they take the chase outside.) When I get my hands on you, you're going to wish you never even heard the word break! Narrator: Oh, boy she's really ticked off this time. I hope no one gets in the way while she's like this. (Polly is still chasing Speedy with the add and won't stop until she gets him. Keep in mind that the add is made out of wood. From the episode Bad Bird Delivers. Anyway she takes a swing at Speedy and misses then she closes her eyes and throw's it at Speedy. But he manages to see it flying at him from the corner of his eye and ducks. The add fly's over Speedy's head and hit's someone else and knock's him down on his back but Polly doesn't know it yet.) Polly: Gotcha! (She open's her eyes and sees Speedy unharmed and looks at a guy on his back, and clutching his face.) Oh, no. Speedy: Now look what you've done, your temper gotten us in trouble again! Polly (Runs over to the person she hit.): Oh, I'm so sorry I didn't know it was going to hit you! (She help's up the guy up and takes him inside and sits him down at a table.) Just stay here and I'll get you some ice.(She then leaves the guy at the table and goes into the back and Speedy enters to check in on the guy.) Speedy: Believe me we are very sorry about this we had no idea this was going to happen. (He then notices the guy still clutching his face and doesn't say a word.) What's the matter can't you talk? Guy {In Pain.}: Yeah, I can talk it's just that it hurt's so much that I'm trying to keep my mouth shut so's that I don't start cussing my head off. Speedy: Oh, well is there anything I could get you? A soda maybe? A slice of pizza perhaps? Guy {In not so much pain.}: Sure, a small half diet half reg. soda. Speedy: Coming right up! (He then goes into the back and gets his drink. Then Polly enters with a bag of ice and takes it to the guy.) Polly: Here, maybe this will help. (She moves the guy's hands from his face and finally gets a look at him. The guy happens to be a black and brown furred tomcat with long black hair with a red stripe down the middle of his hair. The guy happens to be warring a red shirt, blue jeans and white sneakers. She couldn't tell what his eye color was because his eyes were still closed then she hands the ice pack to him and then puts it on his face.) Polly: Believe me I'm very sorry, I wish there was some way to apologize for what I did. Guy (Puts the ice pack down, but still has his eyes closed.): You don't need to. I can tell your sorry for what you did and that it was only an accident. Polly: How? Guy: I could hear you shouting to your coworker that you were going to get him Polly: Oh, well that's really nice of you. My name is Polly Esther, what's yours? Guy: My name is Archer Matzue. (He finally opens his eyes and it turns out his eye color is golden brown. Polly moves a bit closer to get a better look at his eyes.) What? Do I have something on my face? Polly: No, it's just that I've got a feeling I've seen those type of colored eyes before. (Speedy then enters with Archers order and puts it on the table.) Speedy: Here's your drink. (Speedy then sits down at the table.) So are you new in town? Archer (Takes a sip of his drink.): Yes, I'm from the.....from the......from the north of Little Tokyo Speedy: Uh Oh, I think that hit on the head caused him to forget some things. Are you sure your from the North of Little Tokyo? Archer: Of course I'm from the North of Little Tokyo. Polly: Well, if you're from the North then what are you doing here? Archer: Me and some of my friend's were looking for some jobs and there wasn't any up north so we decided to come here and find some. Speedy: Oh, really well you know we were going to hire some help around the parlor if you and your friends want the jobs you can have 'em. Archer (Looking around the parlor.): Funny I don't see any help wanted sign's around. Speedy: Well, we were going to post an add outside but Polly got mad and chucked it at me and hit you in the head. (Polly punches Speedy in the arm.) Archer: Well, if you're hiring some help you can count me in. And I'd bet my friends would love to have these jobs too. Polly: Speaking of friends, where did they go before I hit you with the add? Archer: The last time I saw them they were going through the market area near the parlor, I'll go find them and tell them there's a couple of openings here. (Archer gets up from the table and leaves the parlor to find his friends.) [Maybe this is the break we need!] Speedy: All right! We got ourselves a couple of suckers! Guido (Walks inside the parlor.): What are you so happy about Speedy? Speedy: We got ourselves a couple of suckers to help us out in the parlor! Guido: Your kidding, right? Speedy: Nope, Polly hit a guy with the add and as it turns out he and some of his friends are looking for jobs and the guy is going to take the job and hopefully his friends will. Guido: All right! We got ourselves a couple of suckers! When is he going to be back? Speedy: He'll be back with his friends in a bit they went looking around in the market area. Guido: That's cool. (He notices Polly sitting at the table and looking sad.) Hey what's with Polly? She looks a bit upset about something. Speedy: Remember, I told you she hit the guy with the add. Guido: Oh, yeah that's right. So he was there at the wrong place at the wrong time? Speedy: Yeah, you could say that. Guido: Okay, oh by the way what's the guy's name? Speedy: I overheard him and Polly talking and he said his name was Archer Matzue. (Then Archer and his three friends come into the parlor.) Archer: Somebody call me? (Speedy and Guido turn around to Archer and his three friends. They turn out to be one brown and tan tomcat wearing a polo T-shirt, black pants, black shoes, and sun glasses. A brown and tan feline wearing a white tank top with a black button up shirt, blue jeans and white sneakers. And a blue and white female Alaskan husky wearing a blue shirt, black jeans and black sneaker's.) These are my friends Paco, Jessie, and this is Arctica. (Speedy and Guido don't say anything for awhile because they are starring at the to females of the group with that puppy love looks on their faces.) What are you guys doing? Speedy: Oh, I'm sorry we just got caught up in something. Anyways it's nice to meet you guys my name is Speedy Cerviche. Guido: My name is Guido Anchovy. (Points to Polly getting up from the table.) That's Polly Ester and that's Francine Manx counting all the cash at the counter and there's also Good bird but we call him GB for short, he's out for the time being but he'll be back. Arctica: That's cool, is there anything we need to do before we start working? Speedy: Well, there's only one thing you all need to do, we need to get some info. on you and see if you have the right specifications to work here. Archer: No problem, I'll go first. Guido: Okay, then I'll get Francine and you can just have a seat over here. (Archer takes a seat at a table while Guido gets Francine out of her money counting trance.) Hey, Francine (Francine doesn't answer and keeps on counting money.) Francine? (Francine still doesn't answer and keeps on counting.) YO!!! FRANCINE!!!!!! (Francine gets startled and snap's out of it.) Francine: Guido! Why did you do that? I was on a roll here! Guido: Sorry Francine but we have potential employee's waiting to be tested on. (Francine takes a look at Archer and the other's.) Francine: Oh, why didn't you say so, let's get started. (Francine gets out a note pad and a pencil and goes to the table where Archer is sitting and sits down opposite of Archer. The Pizza Cats sit behind Francine and Archer's friends sit behind him.) All right, now let's get started, your name please. Archer: My name is Archer Matzue. Francine (Writes it down on the note pad.): All right, Archer now how old are you? Archer: I'm about 20 years old. (Francine writes down his age.) Francine: Okay, and your address? Archer: My address happens to be 1198 Jan dr. (Francine jot's it down.) Francine: All right, are you married? Archer: Nope, I'm single and it's going to stay that way for awhile. Francine (Looks at him funny.): Okay. (She writes down currently single and is afraid to commit.) Now, do you have any hobbies? Archer: Yes, I do. I like to listen to music, watch movies, putting things together, working with computers, playing games, and I happen to be very good at martial arts. (Francine writes it all down as fast as she can.) Francine: All right, let me just finish writing all that down. Now let's see did you ever work anywhere else before? Archer: Yes, actually I answered phone calls for my uncle's company and did some minor thing's here and there. And basically that's pretty much all the work experience I have. (Everyone groans.) But I'm a fast learner and I'm willing to do anything. (Francine writes that down.) Francine: Okie dokie, have you ever been arrested and if you have you have to tell us why? Archer: Nope, I haven't been arrested for anything. Francine: Okay, how do you work with others? Archer: What do you mean? Francine: What I mean is do you work well with friends and how do you work well with other people that you don't know? Archer: Well, I work pretty good with my friends and I happen to work well with people. Francine: All right, now is there anything else you need to tell us like any medical problem's of any kind? Archer: No, I'm as fit as a fiddle. Francine: Okay, now who's next? Narrator: Well, to make a long story short. One by one they were interviewed and passed with flying color's. Francine: Okay, now last but not least how much do you all want to be paid? (Archer turns around to his friends and huddle to talk about their salary. A couple of seconds later they come out of the huddle and Archer turns around to Francine.) Well? Archer: We have decided that what ever you guy's get paid is fine by us. Guido: That's a relief cause it looked like you were going to ask for 350 dollars or more. Archer: Well, now that you mention it.... Speedy{Upset} (Punches Guido in the arm.): Nice going Guido! Polly {Upset} (Hits Guido in the head.): Next time keep your mouth shut. Archer: Just kidding! I was just kidding. Speedy {Relieved}: Man don't scare us like that. Polly: So when do you guys want to start working? Paco: How's about tomorrow? Is that a good time for you? Francine: That's just perfect, anything else you four need to talk to us about? Jessie: {A little nervous}: Well, there is one thing that we need to talk to you four about. Arctica: Well, we were wondering do you know where we can find a place to live? You see since we live up north we're going to need to find a place to live here in Little Tokyo. So we won't always have to travel allot to and from work all the time. Guido: I have a good idea you live with us here in the parlor. Archer: Uh, where exactly in the parlor? Speedy: Up stair's on the second floor of the parlor. Jessie (Looks up and around the parlor.): A two story pizza parlor? Now I've seen everything! Are you sure you have enough room for the four of us? Polly: Of course we do, we don't mind having extra employee's staying with us. Archer: Well, I guess that settles that. Speedy: So are you four going to head back up north of Tokyo to go get your stuff? Paco: Oh, we don't need to, we have all of our stuff stored in Archer's lab..... (Before Paco could finish Archer step's on his foot.) Ouch! Archer: Sorry I thought there was a bug on your foot. Well, I think we better get going if so's we don't get traffic getting back to the parlor. Polly: OKAY? So we'll see you tonight then? Archer: Sure, see you tonight. See you later! (Archer, Jessie, Arctica, and Paco limping on one foot leave the parlor and start walking.) Paco {Upset}: Why did you have to step on my foot? There was no bug on my foot. Archer: Paco, you were about to give us away back there! They don't have the technology that we have where we come from. Arctica: Speaking of where we come from, why did you tell them we lived up north of Tokyo? Archer: Would you rather tell them where we really come from? Arctica: I'd guess you have a good point there. So, what's the plan? Archer: We'll stay here in the market area for a while. At 5:00 p.m. one of us will go rent a truck and I'll unload all of our things then we'll pack it up and load it in the truck and head toward the parlor and act as if we were moving all our things. Jessie: That's good a idea but there's one thing I'd like to know. Archer: What's that? Jessie: I'd like to know which rooms are ours? Archer: Why? Jessie: I've always liked to know things ahead of time. Archer: You mean to tell me you'd like to know which room is yours before we get back to the parlor with our stuff? Jessie: Well, yeah I'm curious to know. Archer: All right, I'll go back and ask Arctica: Why you? Archer: Because I'd left my soda back there and I'd like to finish it. Paco: Okay, so where are we going to meet up? Archer (Look's around and spots a vegetable stand.): Okay, I'll go ahead and head back to the parlor and when I'm done I'll meet you three at that vegetable stand over there. (Points at a vegetable stand.) I'll be right back. (Archer runs off and heads back toward the parlor. Jessie, Paco, and Arctica start looking around the market area. Archer then arrives at the parlor and goes inside.) {Surprised}: Dang! Look at all the customers! They must be raking up money if their days are like this! Hmm.....I wonder where the others are? (Suddenly a loud clang comes from the back of the parlor.) What the heck was that? (Then Speedy suddenly stumble's out from the back and bump's into Archer.) What happened to you? Speedy {Dizzy}: I guess I said something to Polly that got her mad at me and she hit me on the head with a frying pan. Archer {Confused}: Right. Well, any way's do you know which rooms will be ours? It's just incase so we don't get our rooms mixed up. Speedy: I don't know but I think Polly knows. If I were you I'd wait until she calmed down a bit before you go ask her. Archer: I think I'll take my chances. (Archer then starts walking toward the back of the parlor.) Speedy: Dead cat walkin'! Archer {Sarcastic}: Very funny Cerviche! (Archer then enters the back area of the parlor.) Polly? Hey Polly? Are you here Polly? (He then finds Guido working on a pizza and walk's up to him.) Hey Guido do you know where Polly is? Guido: Last time I saw her she went to go look for another frying pan. (Then Speedy enters the back area.) Archer: Another frying pan? What happened to the other one? (Guido holds up a broken frying pan.) Well, I guess that proves one thing. Etheir Speedy has a strong head or Polly has a strong swing. Guido: I'd say Polly has a strong swing. Speedy: All right, All right, let's just drop it okay! Archer: Hey, I'd thought you were going to wait until she calmed down a bit. Speedy: Ha! I'm not afraid of her. Guido: Are you kidding! Speedy you were actually begging Polly not to hit you! Speedy: That's beside the point! You know what? I'm going to walk right up to her and tell her that she can't keep doing this to me any more and that if she doesn't like what I have to say I'm going to........ Polly {Angry}: Your going to what? (Polly walks in with a new frying pan and looking angrier than ever.) Speedy {Afraid}: I'm going to hide and fear for my life. (Speedy hides behind Archer and peaks around Archer's arm.) Polly {Surprised}: Archer, what are you doing here? I thought you were going to move your stuff. Archer: I was but Jessie was wondering which room would be hers? Polly: Oh, well your names are on the doors of your rooms so you won't have any problem's. But in her case it would be the third door on the right. Is there anything else you need or want to know? Archer: Oh, yeah did any of you see where I left my soda? Polly: Yeah, I'd put it in the fridge since you left to get your stuff. I'll go get it for you if you want it. Archer: Uh, okay. (Polly then goes to the fridge and grab's Archer's soda and runs back.) Polly: Here you go Archer. (Polly hands Archer his soda.) Archer: Thanks, well I'll see you guy's later. (Archer starts to walk out of the back.) Speedy: Gee, Polly you were never this nice to me or Guido, what gives? Polly (Looks at Speedy.): I'm trying to be nice to him for what I did to him. (Archer stops in his tracks.) Speedy (Looks at Polly slyly.): Oh, I get it you have a crush on the new guy don't you?! Polly (With a surprised look on her face.): What! Your nuts! I don't have a crush on him! Guido {Sarcastic.}: Oh, sure you don't have a crush on him. I'd bet you're in love with him and can't wait for him to sweep you off your feet! (Archer starts to laugh.) I'd even bet your waiting for him to ask you to marry him. Speedy: Yeah, and give him a honeymoon he'll never forget! (Both Speedy and Guido begin laughing uncontrollably.) Polly {Really mad.}: NOW YOU TWO ARE REALLY GOING TO GET IT!!!!!!!!! (Speedy and Guido realize what she has in plan for them. Polly holds up the new frying pan she got and starts chasing both Guido and Speedy.) Speedy {terrified.}: Come on Polly can't you take a joke? We were just kidding around! Guido {terrified.}: No more Polly please, my head still hurts from yesterday! Come on leave us alone! (As Polly was chasing Speedy and Guido around in the back area, Archer was laughing at the whole thing. Then Francine enters the back area wondering what the heck is going on?) Francine {Angry}: What the heck do you think you guys are doing? We've got customers wanting food here? (Archer stops laughing and Polly has Speedy and Guido up against a counter and is about to clobber them with the frying pan but Francine startles her at the last moment.) POLLY!!!!! (Polly then notices that she hit her flute that she left on the counter and fly's through the air and lands in a boiling pot of water.) Polly {Hysterical.}: Oh, no my flute, someone get it out quick before it's ruined please!!!!!!! Francine {Consoling.}: Take it easy Polly we'll get your flute out in no time! Speedy hand me a pair of tong's so's I'd could get the flute. Speedy {Nervous.}: I hate to tell you this but I accidentally broke them when Polly was chasing us. Francine {Upset.}: Speedy you're not helping!!!! Polly {Really Hysterical.}: PLEASE!!!!!!!! SOMEONE SAVE MY FLUTE!!!!!!!!! (Archer walks up to the pot of boiling water and rolls up his sleeve.) Archer what are you doing? (Then he sticks his hand in the boiling pot of water and pulls out Polly's flute and dries it off with a towel.) Archer (Handing the flute to Polly.): Here you go, I hope it's not outta shape. (Speedy, Guido, Polly, and Francine just stand there and stare at Archer.) What? Speedy {Shocked}: Didn't that hurt? Archer: Yeah, I usually don't show it. Guido {Shocked}: How the heck did you do that? You barley flinched when you dunked your hand in that pot. Archer: Remember when we all said that we were good at fighting? Polly: Yeah I remember you and your friends said that when you were being interviewed a while ago. Archer: Well, we've studied that you can be able to control your pain through special training. Francine: Wow you and your friends must be pro's. Archer: I wouldn't say we're pro's but we're pretty good at fighting. Well, I'd better get going the other's would probably start wondering about me. (Archer starts walking toward the entrance to the back and leaves.) Narrator: Well, I'm impressed. Speedy: Yeah, hey you know maybe we should have Archer and the other's join our fighting force. Francine {Angry}: No way!!!!!! I'm not going to have all the new coworkers sent out on missions with you guy's and be left here to fend for myself!!!!!!! Speedy {Trying to save face}: Okay, Okay, forget I mentioned it! (Then GB enters the back area.) GB: Hey, everybody did I miss anything? Polly: Yeah, we hired four new workers to help us out in the parlor. Speaking of workers, where have you been? GB {A bit nervous.}: Well, I went to the jewelers and I went ahead and bought this! (GB pulls out a small box and opens it to reveal the most beautiful ring anyone could imagine.) What do you think? Francine {Amazed.}: Wow, that must of cost a fortune! Guido {Amazed.}: Yeah, where did you get a ring like that? GB: I managed to save all the money I made in tips and paychecks and I managed to get this. Speedy: It's really a nice ring. (Gets a mischievous look on his face.) I'd suppose that's the ring your going to give to Carla to propose too I'd bet. GB {A little embarrassed}: Well, yeah I really care about her and I want to make sure that we stay together forever. Polly: That is so beautiful you and Carla would make a cute couple. GB: Why, thank you Polly. Uh, by the way, how do you think I should propose to her. Guido: I think you should tell her over a candle lit dinner that way it'll be nice and romantic. GB: Say, that is good idea! I'll think I'll propose to her tonight. Narrator: What a turn of events! First we get aliens, then new employee's and now a proposal! What else could this show ask for? As day turns into night we go check in on our new employee's of the pizza cats. (As it turns out Archer is driving a moving van with Paco, Jessie, and Arctica scrunched inside.) Archer {Frustrated}: Jessie, why do you always bother packing so much stuff all the time? I mean most of your things are makeup and old clothes that have been out of date. Jessie {Stubborn}: Well, I can't help it if I get too attached to my belongings. Archer: Jessie, it took us more than an hour to unload all your things. Also your "belongings" take up more space in the truck then my stuff, Paco's stuff, and Arctica's stuff combined. Jessie {Stubborn}: Well, I believe in packing up all your belongings while you can. Archer: You might believe in that but we believe in packing light and taking only the things that are of importance to you. Jessie: All right! All right! You guys win, next time I won't take so much stuff. Archer: Glad to hear that Jessie. Jessie: You're mean! (They finally arrive at the parlor and begin to unload the truck.) Polly: Hey! Your back. Paco: Yeah, it took us awhile but we made it. Guido: Do you guys need any help unloading? Archer: Nah, we got it. Polly: Oh, no don't strain yourselves let us help you. Archer: Okay, all of the boxes have our names on them so just grab some and take them up to the rooms. Speedy: No problem, let's get cracking! Narrator: Well, as time passed the pizza cats have been able to unload their boxes and setup their beds. While the rest of their stuff are still in boxes which the new coworkers will have to finish soon. Jessie: Well, that's that! I can't believe we've been able to setup some of our stuff so quickly. Paco: Yeah, (Yawns.) Hey Archer what time is it? Archer: It's about 10:30. Paco: No, wonder I'm so tired, I think it's about time we hit the sack. Speedy: I couldn't agree with you more on that! Polly: Yeah, we should be getting to bed we have allot of things to do tomorrow. Narrator: Well, with that the cats decided to call it a night. Guido: I'd say we call it a night. Archer: Good idea! (The Pizza Cats and their new employee's start getting ready for bed.) All: Goodnight! Narrator: Goodnight everyone I hope you all get a goodnight sleep. (Polly then walks out of her room and gets four new work uniforms from a hall closet.) Polly! Polly {Startled}: AHHHH!!! Don't do that! You almost gave me a heart attack! Narrator: Sorry, I was just wondering what you were doing. Polly: Well, I'd thought it would be a surprise if I get their work uniforms and put them in their rooms as a surprise. Narrator: That's a thoughtful gesture, who's room are you going to first? Polly: Well, I was thinking I would go to Archer's room first and then to Paco's, Jessie's, and Arctica's. (Polly walks into Archer's room and leaves his work uniform on one of the boxes he has. Polly's about to leave his room when she stops in her tracks and looks at Archer.) [You know he kinda looks cute when he's asleep.] (She then leaves his room and then goes to each room and leaves the new uniforms for Paco, Jessie, and Arctica. Then she goes back to her room and goes to sleep.) Narrator: Well, like in most stories night slowly turns into day and the Pizza Cats wake up to the new dawn of a new day. (In the kitchen of the parlor we find Polly, Speedy, Guido, and Francine sitting at a table in their robes, barely awake and drinking their coffee.) Okay maybe some of them don't wake up to the dawn of a new day. Guido (Tired.): Why do we have to wake up so early in the mourning? Francine (Tired.): So's we could get the early rush of customers before any other restaurant does. Polly (Tired.): Francine no one wants to eat pizza early at this time of the day. Francine: Polly, remember this is a cartoon anything is possible. Speedy: Hey, where are the rookies? I haven't seen them since last night. Polly: I think they're getting ready for the day? Guido: No way! I'd bet they're still asleep. Archer (Coming down the stairs.): Nope we're ready for the day. (Everyone looks toward the stair case and spot Archer, Jessie, Paco, and Arctica going down the stairs in their new work uniforms. Archer wear's a black and red work uniform, Paco wear's a green and black work uniform, Jessie wears a white and green uniform, and Arctica wear's a white and blue uniform.) How do we look? Polly: You guy's look like honorary Pizza Cats ready for work. Arctica: Thanks, hey why aren't you guys dressed? Guido: We were talking about how to improve our business techniques and to see who we could call to repair our main computer that operates the big gun. Speedy: But, we haven't found anyone that's good with computers of this type and being able to repair our big gun. Paco: Why don't you ask Archer he's a pro at fixing allot of things he could be helpful. Francine: Not to mention we could save allot of money!!!! (Everyone collapses after that remark.) Archer: Anyway's! Why don't you guy's get ready while we get thing's ready for the day. Speedy: Okay, I'm going to go take a shower. Guido: Not if I beat you to it! (Guido runs upstairs.) Speedy: Hey, I called it first! (Speedy runs right after him.) Polly & Francine: Hey! Haven't you guys ever heard of ladies first! (Polly and Francine run upstairs as well.) Jessie: Hmm..... Who does that remind me about? (Jessie turns to Archer.) Archer: Are you saying that Speedy and Guido kind of resemble me and my brother. Arctica: I'd say they very much resemble you and your brother and how you two use to fight all the time. Archer: Oh, youre just seeing things. Me and my brother never fight. Paco: I remember, you and your brother use to fight everytime you two needed to do the same thing at the same time. Archer: Okay! Maybe we did fight sometimes, but it wasn't nothing that serious! Jessie: Archer you guy's fought so much one of us had to referee your fight's so no one would fight crookedly. Archer {Angry.}: Oh, forget it! Lets just drop it all right! {Calm.} Well I'd better get started working on those computer's and giant gun. Arctica: All right, I'll see if I can cook up something for us to eat. (As Archer was repairing some circuit's in the main computer Arctica is making breakfast for everyone.) Just a couple more minutes and everything should be set. (Just then GB enters the parlor and Arctica notices him.) Sorry sir but the parlor is not opened yet. GB: Well, actually I work here and who are you exactly. Arctica: I'm one of the new employee's here. My name is Arctica, you must be Good Bird but also known as GB right! GB: That's right! I heard that the other's hired some helper's around the parlor. Speaking of other's where are they? Arctica: They're upstairs' getting ready for the day, and fighting over who got to take a shower first. GB: Really! I'd love to have seen them fight. (Then GB notice's the breakfast she's making.) Hey that smell's good, what are you making? Arctica: It's one of my specialty's, It's an Arctic special. GB: Really, what's in it? Arctica: Well, there is diced ham along with some diced Alaskan trout with some sliced tomatoes, onions, and some cheese with a dash of lemon pepper. GB: That sound's really good. (Paco walk's in.) Paco: It, should be, that recipe was ranked to be one of the most popular breakfast recipe's of all time. GB: Oh, really? I had no idea. (Suddenly there's a crash coming down the stair's.) What was that? Jessie: I have no idea, better take a look and see what's going on. (It turns out that Speedy had fallen down the stairs. And Jessie rush's over to Speedy.) Are you all right? What happened? (She help's Speedy up on his feet.) Speedy: I was on my way down stair's, when all of a sudden something or someone tripped me. (He look's at Polly, Guido, and Francine. He suddenly gets a whiff of Arcticas cooking.) Hey that smell's good! Who's cooking? Arctica: That would be me! I'd thought it would be nice if I made everyone breakfast. Guido: Well, that's nice of you. Arctica: Thank you. Have yourselves a seat and I'll serve you your breakfast. (Everyone has a seat and Arctica serve's everyone and everyone begins to eat but Polly notices something.) Polly: Hey, Paco where's Archer? Paco: Oh, he's been working on the computer. I can go get him if you want. Polly: Oh no I can go get him. (Polly gets up and walk's into the back area.) Paco: Now is it me? Or does your friend have some kind of thing for Archer? Speedy: I have no idea. Maybe she's sick. Guido: Or maybe she might have be one of her off days. (Suddenly there's a loud crash from the back then Archer runs out from the back with his face covered in oil, laughing about something. Then Polly comes out from the back holding a frying pan with her face lightly covered in oil. Speedy and Guido start laughing from the look on her face.) Polly (Looks at Speedy and Guido with an angry look in her eye.): Once I'm finished knocking some sense into him, you two will be next! (Both Speedy and Guido stop laughing. And she starts chasing after Archer outside the parlor.) Speedy (Looks at Guido.): I'd say she's having a normal day today don't you? Guido: Oh, yeah. (As time passes a bit they finish breakfast and open the parlor for business. Then Polly enters the place looking a bit tuckered out.) Hey Polly did you catch Archer? Polly {tired}: Nope, when I was about to catch him he disappeared somewhere. I wonder where? (What Polly doesn't know is that Archer is hiding on the roof for a brief moment.) Archer: Well, it looks like it's now or never. (Archer gets off the roof and goes inside and sneaks around trying not to get Polly's attention. He then sneaks up to Speedy.) Hey Speedy! Speedy {Startled}: Ackkkkkkkkkk!!!!! Don't do that! Archer: Sorry about that but I'm trying to sneak around without Polly knowing that I'm here. Speedy: You do have a good point she's been on the rampage ever since she started chasing you. What exactly happened earlier? Archer: Well, (Flashes back to earlier that day.) I was working on the main computer and when Polly came up to me she thought it would be a good idea to bang on the computer to get my attention. Well, when she did that some oil fell on my face and so I rolled out from under the computer she pointed and laughed so I wiped some oil from my face with my hand and smeared some on her face and then I pointed and laughed at her. (Flashback to the present.) And so that's how she got to chase me around the parlor. Speedy: So THAT'S what got her so mad at you. Archer: Yeah, hey listen what do you want me to do since we started today? Speedy: Well, how's about you make deliveries that way you can work and be least likely to get caught by Polly. Archer: That's a good idea! I'll be glad to do that plus it'll give me time to think. Speedy: Think about what? Archer: Think about what nice thing I could do for Polly to forget about what I did. Speedy: Okay, wait here Archer I'm going to get a delivery address and a pizza for you to deliver. Archer: All right. (Speedy leaves to go get a delivery address and a pizza that's been packaged and ready to go. Speedy returns and hands the pizza and address to him.) Speedy: Okay, here's the address and pizza just deliver it get the cash and head back here for another one, got it? Archer: Got it! (Archer leaves through the back door of the parlor.) Speedy: Oh, one more thing Archer! Archer: Yes? Speedy: Your shoes are equipped with mini hover jets that'll help you move faster to your delivery. Archer: Okay, thanks allot Speedy. (Archer leaves and starts hovering off to his delivery.) Speedy: [I hope he doesn't get himself killed with those paw cruisers.] (Speedy closes the back door. We zoom over to Archer which looks like he's hovering along with ease.) Narrator: It looks like he's handling those umm..... uhhh..... "whatchamacallits" umm.... whatever there called like a pro and he's a rookie for pete's sake. Archer: Hey these thing's are just like roller blade's except no wheel's and you don't really have to do a whole lot of leg work. (Archer finally gets to his delivery point and knocks on the door and a female cat answer's it.) Girl: Yes? Archer: I have a delivery for a Ms. Kara smith? Kara: Oh, that's the pizza I ordered. Okay how much is it? Archer: It's about $10.50. Kara: Okay, I'll be right back. (She leaves the front door to get the money and returns with it.) Okay here's $11.00 and you can keep the change. Archer: Thank you and have a good day. (Archer takes off and head's back to the parlor.) Hmm..... that wasn't so bad I could get to like this job. Narrator: Well, anyways back at the parlor the cats are discussing who should deliver a certain delivery to a certain princess. Speedy: I'm not going to deliver it. Guido: I'm not going to do it, so you can count me out. Polly: Don't look at me, there is no way in heck I'm going to deliver it to the princess. (Archer secretly enters the parlor and goes up to Speedy.) GB: I'm not going to do it. The day that I deliver to the princess is the day heck freezes over! Archer (Whispering.): Hey Speedy! Speedy (Turns around and goes up to Archer.): Hey Archer how was your first delivery? Archer: It turned out to be pretty good. Do you have another delivery for me to do? (Speedy gets a sly look on his face.) Speedy: Sure do, I'll be right back. (He leaves to go get the delivery for Princess Vi and brings it back to Archer.) Here you go, I wish you luck on your delivery! Archer{Unsure}: Okay, any reason why? Speedy: Nope. (Archer looks at Speedy and takes the order and leaves.) HEHEHEHEHEHE......... (Polly, Guido, Francine, and GB notice Speedy laughing.) GB: Hey what's so funny Speedy? Speedy: I gave one of the rookies Princess Vi's delivery. Polly, Guido, Francine, and GB: You what? Polly: You sent one of the rookies to deliver a pizza to Princess Vi? Speedy: Yeah, better him then us, am I right? Guido: You do have a valid point. But out of curiosity just who did you send? Speedy: Well to be honest I sent Archer to do it. Polly {Upset}: WHAT! Archer was here the whole time and you didn't tell me? Speedy {Frightened}: Well, he just wanted to work without you having to terrorize him and besides he needed to think of a nice way to say he was sorry for what happened this morning. Polly {Surprised}: Really? He said that? Speedy: Yes, he did and I'd bet he's going to do something you'll never forget. Polly: I wonder what he has in mind? (She wonders off and imagines what might happen. Soon as time passes it's close to the pizza cats break time and Archer hasn't arrived back from the delivery from Princess Vi.) I wonder what's taking Archer so long to get back? Paco: He probably got tied up some where and it's taking him a while to....... (Before he can finish Archer burst's through the door with a panicked look on his face.) Or he could be just coming in right now. Guido {Concerned.}: Hey Archer are you all right? Archer {Panicked}: Can't talk, must hide, tell them I went through the back door. (Archer goes into the backroom and hides in a nearby closet. Francine fallows him to the closet and knocks on the door.) Francine (Knocking on the closet door.): What are you talking about? Tell who that you went out the back door? {Frustrated} WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???????? (Just then there's a knock at the door and GB goes to answer it.) GB (Opening the front door.): Yes, can I help you? (He then notices that there are two royal guards at the door. And he starts to think to himself.) [Oh no! Princess Vi has sent her guards to find me and to make sure that I marry her!] Guard 1: We are looking for someone who works here. Guard 2: The Princess wants to have a few words with him. GB {Panicking.}: Hold that thought! (He then runs toward the back to the closet where Archer is hiding and opens the door.) MOVE OVER I'M JOINING YOU!!!!! (He then gets in and then he gets shoved out by Archer.) Archer: FIND YOUR OWN HIDING PLACE!!!!!! (He then shuts the door to the closet.) Speedy (Walks up to the guards.): Is there a specific person that your looking for? Guard 1: A tom cat with a red and black pizza cat uniform that had recently made a delivery to the princess. Speedy: Really? Is he in any trouble with the princess? Guard 2: Oh no she just wanted to talk to him. Guido: What about? Guard 1: She has plans to get married to him A.S.A.P. GB (Coming out from the back.): Really? She doesn't have a thing for me anymore? Guard 1: No, as a matter of fact she told us to tell you that, you had your chance with her, and she hopes that you'll find someone as good as her. Anyways do you know where this tom cat went to? Guido: Yeah as a matter of fact he went through the backdoor and down the block, if you take a left until you reach the far corner of the block you can catch him. Guard 2: Thank you for your help and have a nice day. (The guards leave the parlor and heads down the block. Back in the parlor Archer opens the closet door and sticks his head out.) Archer: Are they gone? Polly: They're probably halfway down the block by now. (Archer steps out of the closet and heads toward the front counter and sits down on a nearby seat.) What happened Archer? Archer: Well it all started when I got to the front gate (Flashback to the palace gate and Archer standing right in front of it with a pizza package.) I wasn't to sure if the address was right so I decided to knock on the gate to make sure. Then the gate opened up and a guard showed up and asked me what I was doing. I told him I had a delivery for Princess Vi and he showed me into the palace and took me up to the top floor of the palace. Then he led me to two doors that I think lead into the main hall and told me to wait outside while he went inside. I didn't know what was going on so I decided to ease drop on what was going on. Guard: Princess Vi your pizza has arrived. Princess Vi {Lovey Dovey.}: Oh good my bird of my dreams has arrived. Guard: Uh, your highness it's not the bird you're expecting. Princess Vi {Little disappointed.}: Oh, so then it's Speedy in that cute little white suite (Gives the guard an evil look.) right? Emperor Fred: Fa-red. Guard {Frightened}: Sorry your highness it's not Speedy etheir. Princess Vi {Mad}: Well, then if it's Polly or Guido tell them to go back to the parlor and have Speedy or preferably GB send it to me. Emperor Fred: Fa-red. Guard: It isn't Polly or Guido etheir you highness. Princess Vi {Surprised.}: Really? If it's not GB, Speedy, Guido, or Polly then who is it? Guard: I believe it's a new employee that started working for them. Princess Vi {Board.}: Really? Is it a guy or a girl? Emperor Fred: Fa-red. Guard: It's a guy your highness. Princess Vi {Board.}: Well, go ahead and send him in, who knows he might be cute. Archer: [Whoa this princess Vi must be very picky about her delivery guy.] (Archer steps back from the door and the guard steps out and signals Archer to come in the main hall and they both walk up to halfway up to the princess.) [So this is the princess and the royal family.] Guard: Your highness this is ahh..... (Whispers to Archer.) What's your name bud? Archer (Whispering to the guard.): My name is Archer Matzue. Guard: Uhm, this is Archer Matzue new co.-worker for the Samurai Pizza Cats. (Princess Vi stands up and stare's at Archer with that loving look in her eyes and from her point of view she sees Archer surrounded by a field of hearts with a sparkling aura around him. She gets up and starts walking toward him and stops right in front of him and gets a closer look at him.) Archer: SO! How's her royal highness doing today?! (Everyone just stare's at him from the royal family to the council and the guard.) [Tough room!] Princess Vi {Lovey Dovey.}: I'm fine, and how are you? Archer: I'm fine just feel a bit uncomfortable at the moment (He begins to laugh for awhile but stops because Vi starts hugging him.) Ahh.... your highness what are you doing? Princess Vi: I'm hugging you because I FOUND THE MAN OF MY DREAMS!!!!!!!! MOM AND DAD I FOUND A NEW MAN TO MARRY ME!!!!!!!! Archer {Panicking.}: WHAT!?!?!?!? Fredia: That's great you finally found someone worth while than that feather duster you were chasing before. Emperor Fred: Fa-red Fa-red Fa-red!!!! Archer {Really Spooked.}: AAAHHHHHH!!!!! Nooooooo!!!!!! Your highness I'm not the marrying type. So why not let me go and I'll let you have this pizza on the house and I'll put up an add for you in the personnel's under lunatic princess desperately seeking a male, must be good looking AND A TOTAL NUTCASE TO MARRY SOMEONE AS CRAZY AS YOU!!!!!! (Archer break's loose from Princess Vi's grip and runs out the main hall down a corridor on his way to freedom.) Princess Vi {Really Td off.}: COME BACK HERE!!!!!!! WE STILL NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE WEDDING ARRANGEMENTS AND OUR HONEYMOON VACATION!!!!!!!!!! MOM!!!!!!! I NEED YOUR HELP CATCHING HIM!!!!!!! Fredia: Right away honey, and besides no gets away from my little snuggle bunnies wedding!!! (Now Princess Vi and her mother Fredia begin the chase and hunt down of Archer.) Archer (Running down many corridor's.): [Man this place is like a maze, when I go down one path it lead's me down another corridor and never the front gate. I'll become an old man buy the time I found my way out of here.] (He's about to loose all hope when a hand reaches out, grab's him, and pulls him into a room.) NOOOOO!!!!!! Please don't kill me with your bouquet of flower's!!!!!!!!! (He gets hit in the head by the figure with a fan and it turns out to be Al Dente trying to calm him down.) Al Dente: Now calm down I'm not going to kill you! (Archer calm's down and begins to thank him.) Archer (Happy.): OH!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!! Your a true life saver sir!!!!! Al Dente: SSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Be quiet they're coming this way!!!!!! (Archer and Al Dente keep quiet and they both take a peek outside to see what's going on. Vi and her mother comes down the corridor and take's a left down another.) That was close!!!! Archer (Pleading.): Please sir you got to get me outta here!!!!! If I don't escape I'll be married off to the little fruitcake of a princess!!!!!! Al Dente: Now calm down, don't worry I'll get you outta here. (Al Dente draws up a quick diagram of the floor they're on and hands it to Archer.) Here! Fallow the arrow's and it'll lead you outside the palace. Archer: Thank you sir. Al Dente: No problem and call me Al Dente, also could do one more thing for me? Archer: Yeah, sure anything you need. Al Dente: Tell the other Pizza Cats I said hi to them. Archer: Sure no problem Mr. Dente (Archer sticks his head out the room and looks both ways of the corridor and makes his way toward the outside.) Just one more turn and I'm outta here! (He starts running and finds himself outside the place at the frontgate.) I'm home free!!! (He runs up to the frontgate until.....) Uh..... crap! (There stands Princess Vi and her mother Fredia in front of Archer's way out.) Princess Vi: You know you're very hard to keep up with, but it won't matter since we'll be married soon. Now come here and meet your mother in law!! (Vi and Fredia start running toward Archer to catch him but as they were running toward him Archer ran back toward a post that supported the bridge and he uses the post as a support to flip himself over Princess Vi and Fredia. Now Archer runs out the front gate and starts heading back toward the parlor.) That was a pretty good trick but none the less he's to be mine as my love of my life. (She shouts to some of the guards.) Hey you bozo's get going after that cat and bring him back here! Oh and one more thing if you see that bird again tell him I hope he finds someone as good as me. (The guards acknowledge this and begin chasing after Archer and we fade back at the present time when Archer was telling the story to the other's.) Archer: And that's what happened on that delivery. Polly: Sounds like you had your hands full on that delivery. Archer: Yeah, umm...... could you guys excuse me while I talk to Speedy here. Polly (Unsure.): Uh.... Okay if you say so. (The others get up and leave while Archer has a little chat with Speedy. The others look on as they wonder what they're talking about.) Archer (Trying to remain calm.): UH..... Speedy have you ever made any deliveries to Princess Vi before? Speedy: Yes I have made deliveries to her before. Archer (Still remaining calm.): Okay, and did you know that Princess Vi ever acted like that toward anyone that was working here. Speedy: Yes she has acted like that toward GB and with anyone who she found interesting. Archer (Losing his calm.): REALLY! So my question is why did you send me instead of trying to deliver it yourself? Speedy: Because we'd all thought it would be funny to see how anyone of you guy's would react on that delivery. Also we'd didn't want to bother delivering to her anyway. Archer (Just lost his calm.): UH-HUM..... So you knew that the princess was a man hunting lunatic and you didn't bother telling me, BECAUSE YOU'D THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! (Paco, Jessie, and Artica realize that he's about to lose it.) Speedy {A little nervous.}: Yeah, it was the obvious thing to do. Archer (Really Mad.): The obvious thing to do........ Well I guess the obvious thing for me to do is to....... to......... to............ hold on a second (He gets up and head's up stair's and goes into his room.) Jessie: Wow! You really got him ticked off Speedy. Speedy: So I've noticed, but what is he going to do? Should I be afraid? Paco: Well I'd say countdown begins in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1........... (Suddenly the whole place start's shaking with music.) Polly (Shouting.): WHAT'S GOING ON?! Paco (Shouting.): ARCHER'S LISTENING TO SOME MUSIC SO HE CAN CALM DOWN A BIT! IT'S A COOL SONG THOUGH, IT'S <"AROUND THE WORLD"> BY "! (Soon Paco, Artica, and Jessie start rocking out to the music.) Guido (Shouting & Amazed.): WHOA! THESE FOUR KNOW HOW TO LIVEN THINGS UP DON'T THEY?! GB (Shouting.): THEY SURE DO! WELL, WHAT THE HEY! (GB starts rocking out with the other's.) Speedy, Guido, and Polly (Look at each and look back at the other's moving to the music.) WELL, WHEN IN ROME! (Then they start dancing with the other's.) Francine (With a tired look on her face.): I'm the only one who's sane here! (She goes to the cash register and begins to count the money while the other are dancing to the song until it end's. Then Archer comes back downstairs looking allot more calm than he did before.) Archer {Calm.}: Sorry about that. I promise that won't happen again. Polly: Oh, don't worry about it. Believe me Speedy has gotten to me a couple of times. It was so bad I've clobbered him with what frying pan's I've had left. Archer: So I've seen, so is there anything that needs to be done for now? Polly (Looks around the parlor.): Well all we do now is do a little cleaning up and then we have lunch, and just wait for the afternoon rush. Archer: All right, then let's get to work! Polly: Ahh.... Archer? I was wondering do you have any music that we can listen to while we clean up the parlor? Archer (Unsure.) Yeah, let me go check and see what I have. (Archer goes back upstairs and Polly plug's in a stereo and set's it on the counter. Archer return's back downstairs with some c.d.'s in his hands.) Okay, I went through my entire collection and came up with these. (Archer show's everyone what he'd brought down, Jessie gets excited at the sight of one of the c.d.'s he brought down.) Jessie {Excited}: Oh, play that one! Play that one! Play <"Fatboy Slim"> please! (He take's out the C.D. and play's it on the stereo.) Put on <"Praise You"> that'll be a good song to work to! (He presses that FF.. button a couple of time's until <"Praise You"> start's playing. Then everyone starts cleaning up the parlor and close to the end of the song everyone is finished and then the song stop's.) Guido: Boy that went by fast didn't it? Actually that was kind of fun working to the music. GB: Yeah, strange song, but you were right Jessie that was a good song to work to. Jessie {Flattered.}: Why thank you GB for saying so. Archer: Anyway's what's for lunch? I'm starving! Speedy: Lets see, oh we have some leftover pizza that we had made for dinner last night. Artica: Really? What's on it? Speedy: Let me think, oh yeah it has pepperoni, sausage, bell pepper's and mushroom's. Archer: Okay, sounds good, let's eat! (Speedy goes into the back and take's out the leftover's out the fridge and reheats it in the oven. As soon as it's done Speedy takes it to a table where everyone is sitting and begins to chow down on the pizza.) This is pretty good for a day old pizza. Paco: You can say that again. (Everyone begins to finish up their lunch and then Archer gets up and starts going upstairs to his room.) Guido: Hey, Archer where are you going? Archer: I'm going to my room to see if I can finish unpacking everything. Polly: Do you need any help unpacking some of your stuff? Archer: Nope, I got everything under control I should be finished before it's time to open the parlor for the afternoon rush. Polly: All right if you need any help you let us know, okay? Archer: All right I'll let you know. (Archer finishes going upstairs and begins working on his room.) Guido: Hey, I just remembered what I wanted to ask you GB. GB: Yes, what is it you wanted to ask? Guido: Did you manage to pop the question to Carla? Jessie: Who's Carla? Speedy: Carla is GB's girlfriend. Paco: Pop the question? Your taking the vow's with Carla? GB: Yes, I am, but unfortunately I wasn't able to ask her last night. All: WHY? GB: Well first off the candle lit dinner was a wreck. I had burnt all the food, I spilled some really expensive wine on a very nice white table cloth, and to top it all off I couldn't find any romantic music to play for the occasion! Arctica: That's sad, but you shouldn't be to discouraged. GB: Why? Jessie: Because silly, she knows your trying your best to make her feel she's the only one for you. GB: I guess your right. I should make another attempt to ask her. Paco: That's the spirit! GB: By the way have you three finished working on your room's? Arctica: Yes, infact we just finished this mourning. Speedy: You mean to say that you guy's got up earlier than the rest of us to finish unpacking? Paco: Pretty much. Speedy: It doesn't look like you three are tired at all from what your telling us. Jessie: Would you believe that we had about four cup's of coffee each to keep us awake for this long? Guido: I guess that explains why you three are so active today. Jessie: Why thank you for saying so Guido. (She gives a wink to Guido.) Guido (Blushing.) Uhm...... no problem at all. Narrator: You know I'm starting to dislike this fanfic! I hardly have any speaking part's at all! Author: Sorry, but I haven't had any ideas for you to pop in at any time. Narrator: Gees for a beginner you stink! Author: Hey, you'd better watch it or I'll start having you sing some <"Tenacious D"> songs! Narrator: Really? What harm could come from that? Author: All right I'll give you a lyric from one of their song's. Okay here goes........ <"Sometimes you must fallow your heart". "And sometimes your heart cut's a fart". (Mimic's a farting noise.)> How's about that?! Narrator {Unsure.}: You just sang that because that was one of their funny song's. Author: All right here's another one........ <"Sing for me the best song in the world or I'll eat your soul">! Narrator {Freaking out.}: OKAY! OKAY! I'm sorry for saying anything, just don't make me sing any of that kind of stuff. Author: All right, now you behave or otherwise I will have you sing the best song in the world and if you don't......... (Start's talking in a demonic voice.) I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!!!! GET IT! Narrator: Get it, Got it, Good! Author (Voice return's to normal.): Good! (To the audience.) Sorry for the interruption, I promise you it won't happen again, and now back to the story. Narrator: Like the author said back to the story, as soon as the clock hit's one it's time for the Pizza Cat's to get back to work! (Archer heading down stair's to the kitchen.) Archer: Well, that settles it! Polly: Settles what Archer? Archer: I'm finished setting up my room and everything is in working order and in good condition. Polly: That's good (Look's at a clock which is close to being one.) And not a moment to soon cause it's almost time for the afternoon rush. Does everyone know what they're doing? Francine: I'm working the cash register! Polly: I'm cooking! Guido: I'll be serving everyone their food! GB: Same here! Paco, Jessie, and Artica: We'll be making deliveries! Archer: I'll be making deliveries to! Speedy: I'll be serving everyone their food along with Guido and GB! Polly: That sound's good except for Archer and Speedy. Speedy: Say what?! Archer: Why?! Polly: Don't get bent outta shape I'm just going to have you two switch your jobs that's all. And besides Archer the princess would probably have her guard's around the city looking for you. Archer: You have a good point there. (Turns to Speedy.) Well Speedy I hope you enjoy making deliveries for the rest of the day. Speedy: Ah... come on! Why are you making me make deliveries for the rest of the day Polly? Polly: Because we don't want our new employee married off to the princess, which to be quite honest is a fate worse than death. GB: Yeah, tell me about it! Speedy: Oh.... I suppose your against me to GB right? GB: Speedy I'm not against you. It's just that Polly has a valid point and to be quite frank it's better you than him. Speedy: All right! All right! I'll make the deliveries for the rest of the day. (Turns to Archer.) You got lucky pal! Archer: Hey! None of this would of happened if you hadn't sent me to that crazy girl in the first place! Speedy: Yeah, and I'm starting to regret it already. Guido: I hate to brake up this conversation, but the customers are almost here. I'd suggest we should take battle station's everyone! (Everyone goes behind the counter except for Speedy because he has to open the front door.) Speedy (Opening the front door.): Welcome to the Pizza Cats...... (Before he can finish he gets runned over by a stampede of people. Once the dust settles Speedy gets up from the floor and dusts himself off.) Man! I hate opening the door's for the noon rush! Polly: Speedy! Get over here! I've got a delivery here for you! Speedy: Coming miss boss lady mam! Narrator: Sounds like things are getting a little hectic for the Pizza Cats. I wonder how Archer can handle waiting on tables instead of making deliveries. Polly: Okay Archer this is very simple. All you have to do is just serve the people their food and that it's their correct order. Now do you got it! Archer: Of course, how hard can it be? Polly: Okay then get to work and let's see what you can do! Archer: Yes, Mam! (Archer takes off to get the first order.) All right, let's see this medium pizza and soda's goes to table ten. (He pick's up the order and take's it to a table where three feline's are sitting at that table.) Well here goes! (Zoom to the three feline's who are having a big conversation.) Feline 1: There seems to be no good looking men in this part of town! Feline 2: Yeah, tell me about it! All there is are old geezer's and immature boy's! Feline 3: Yeah, but what can we do? I mean it's not like a good looking man is just going to step up and show himself. Archer: Excuse me? Are you the ones that ordered a medium pizza and three soda's? (The three feline's turn toward Archer's direction and the three of them just start starring at him.) Hello? Feline 2 (Startled.): Oh, my gosh I'm ahh..... oh uhmm ahh! (She gets the other two snapped out of their trans.) Sorry about that! Archer: Hmmm... I seem to be getting that most of the time. Feline 3: I can see why! Archer: Well, anyway's are you the one's that ordered a medium pizza and three soda's? Feline 1: Yes, that's our order! (Archer place's the order on their table.) Archer: All right, is there anything else I can get you? Feline 2: Nope that's it for now. Oh and one more thing. (The three feline's take out little piece's of paper and write something down and they hand them to Archer.) Archer: Uhh..... what's this? Feline 1: It's nothing it's just our phone number's so you can give us a call, you know so we can talk and maybe some other thing's. Archer {Nervous.}: Oh, yeah sure? (Archer leave's their table with a nervous look on his face thinking.....)[What the heck is happening here? Ever since I came here in town the girl's haven't stopped looking at me! Must be the cologne I'm wearing.] (With that thought in his mind he just went back to work.) Narrator: Gees this guy has more luck with the ladies then I do with the ladies! Anyway's work continues on as usual and as for the other new employees they seem to be doing a pretty bang up job on their delivery jobs. (Paco is seen hovering on the street's of Little Tokyo making a delivery.) Paco: Lets see where the heck is that house that ordered this pizza? (He looks around the area he's in and finds a small house which turns out to be his destination.) There it is! (He goes up to the door and ring's the door bell and a female dog answers it.) Lady: Yes? Paco: Uh, Yes I have a pizza delivery for you. Miss uhm...... (Takes out a piece of paper and looks at it.) Miss Holmes. Miss Holmes: Oh, yeah! I'll be right back with the money, please hold on. (She leaves the door for a sec. and returns with the money and a small piece of paper.) Here you go! Paco: Thank you! (He then notices the piece of paper and reads it to himself.) Please give me a call A.S.A.P. from Sheila Holmes (He reads to the bottom of the note which has her number. He looks at the note then he turns around and looks at the lady. She blushes at him and slowly closes the door and gets a last look at him before closing the door all the way.) Hey! I'm a better smooth talker than I thought! Narrator: What the heck is going on here? These new guys are racking up points with the ladies without even trying! Anyway's the day continues until night fall where everyone is thanking god that the day is over. (Everyone is in the parlor looking very, very, beat. Pollys resting her head on the counter, Speedy, Guido, and GB are sitting at a table looking like they're about to fall asleep. Francine, Arctica, and Jessie are sitting down at another table. Finally Both Archer and Paco are sitting in front of the counter, counting all the phone numbers they got while working.) Archer: It looks like I got a total of ten! Paco: And I got a total of eight! (Speedy, Guido, and GB start snickering then they burst out laughing.) What's so funny?! Speedy: Oh, nothin'! Guido: Don't be to upset to receive that much money in tips. Archer: Whos talking about tips?! We're talking about phone numbers we got working on the job! (The three of them stop laughing and just start freaking out.) Speedy: You guys got phone numbers from some of the customers?! Paco: Yep! And alot of them are pretty hot looking women at that to boot! (Speedy and Guido get up and walk toward Archer and Paco to get a look at the numbers.) Guido: No, way! I asked this girl out once before and she said she was seeing someone! (He looks at another number.) Hey I asked this other girl out to and she said she wasn't interested in seeing anyone! How is it that you guys are able to get these girls numbers with ease? Archer & Paco: Just lucky I guess! (Speedy and Guido fall down from that remark.) GB: Well, its getting late I'd better head back home and try to propose to Carla again. Hopefully thing's will be smoother this time. (GB is about to leave out the parlor when Archer gets up and stop's him from leaving.) Archer: Hey, GB wait up! GB: Yes? Archer: Walk with me for a moment. (They walked toward the base of the stair's.) I hope I'm not intruding on your business, but I've over heard you and the situation between you and Carla. GB: Ahh, don't worry about it. Hey would you have any tips that can help me with my problem? Archer: Believe me I don't have a clue on that kind of stuff. But I do have a solution for your music problem! Wait right here I'll be right back! (Archer goes up stairs into his room and comes back out and heads back downstairs with a CD.) Here! (Hand's GB the CD.) GB: What's this? Archer: Its a CD that I'd put together. Its my own mix of some of the best rock just for an occasion like this or something like this. GB: Really? Does this CD work for occasions like this? Archer: Well, to tell you the truth this would be the first time it would be used in this situation. GB: Really? Archer: But, believe me I put alot of thought in making this CD. GB: Okay, but at least tell me who's on this CD. Archer: Let me think ahhh...... mmmm....... oh yes there's . GB: All those big rock artists on a smooth rock CD you made? Archer: Yep, I choose some of the best songs to make this CD. GB: Okay, well I'd better get going! Thanks for the loan of your CD Archer! Archer: Don't mention it! (GB starts walking toward the front door and wave's good-bye to everyone and goes out the front door.) So what are we going to do for the rest of the night? Speedy: Nothing really we just hang around and get read for bed. Thats all we really do around here. Arctica: Hey, I've got idea! Why don't we all watch a movie! Polly: That sounds like a good idea, but we don't have any idea what's playing at which theater. Arctica: Oh, no! I mean stay in and watch a movie! Guido: Hey, that is a good idea! But where are we going to watch a movie? The only place to watch any TV is on the television down here. Jessie: Don't forget Archer has a TV too! Francine: You have a TV Archer? Archer: Yes, I do. Along with my TV I have a VCR, a huge video collection, and a to boot! Speedy: Man you must be loaded with cash I'd bet! Archer: Nah! I wouldn't say I'm loaded. So what do you say do you want to watch a movie? Polly: Sure, but first we should get cleaned up first. Archer: All right, you guys can get ready while I get everything ready. Narrator: As everyone gets ready for the movie we'll swing on by to see how GB is doing and to see if he's made his proposal yet. (Zoom up on GB's and Carla's house. GB is making dinner and setting up a romantic atmosphere around the house.) GB: Now lets see dinner is just about finished and the table is all set, what else am I missing? That's right! The CD Archer loaned me. (GB picks up the CD, takes it out of its case, and places it in a CD player.) Okay then everything's all set. Now all I need to do now is wait for Carla. I guess I should practice on making my proposal. (GB practices for awhile. As a couple of minutes zoom by, then the front door opens and Carla steps in. From the look on her face she looks very tired and really stressed out from her job as being a circus clown.) Carla: Oh, boy am I tired, maybe I should look for a new job in a new line of work. (She looks around and notices the romantic atmosphere around the place.) Wow! It look's like Birdie's been really busy lately. (GB sneaks up behind Carla and hugs her.) GB: Believe me you have no idea! Carla: Oh, Birdie your so romantic! (As couple of minutes pass they've already finished their dinner and are sitting on a couch hand in hand.) That was a romantic dinner, you're so sweet to me Birdie. But I'm curious why are you going through this trouble just for me? GB {Nervous}: Well its because that I ahhh....... I ahhhh........... Narrator: Oh, no it looks like GB's about to choke. GB: Oh, shut up [If only there was a way to tell her without choking.] Carla I....... I........... I'll be right back! (GB gets up and heads into the kitchen. He then grabs a glass of water and gulps it down.) What am I going to do? (He then sees a remote to the CD player. He goes over to pick it up.) That's right! I still have the CD Archer loaned me. Well it looks like I'll get to see if this CD is as romantic as Archer had said it to be. (He hits the play button on the remote and the CD begins to play. To be specific the first song happens to be . Anyways GB steps up to the couch where Carla is sitting at.) Carla there's something I've been wanting to tell you for awhile. Carla {Concerned.}: What is it Birdie? GB: Well.....(He gets down on one knee.) Carla ever since I first met you, when we were kids, I knew we would have a future together. My only regret back then was when I left the village to join the Big Cheese. I thought I'd made it big once I'd left, but I felt so miserable like something was missing. Then one day I ran into you while you were getting ready to do your act at the circus. That was when I realized that I felt happy, it was because you were there. (Carla starts to get misty eyed about this.) But then we were separated by the crowd and I couldn't face you because it was something that I had caused. After that I'd thought you'd given up on me until the day when the comet came by. I'd remember it as clear as day, you'd asked me to give up the life of a bad guy and run off and marry you. I'd say I'd do it but I needed to finish up so loose ends before I did. Well what I'm trying to say is, Carla all of the loose ends are tied up and well I want to ask you, will you marry me? (He takes out the ring and shows it to her and sticks it on her finger.) Carla {Happy}: Yes, Birdie! A thousand times, yes! (GB and Carla kiss, as they're kissing the first song stops and the starts playing.) You know Birdie this music is pretty romantic, how about we listen through the whole thing together? GB: All right, just as long as we're together. Narrator: Awwwwww.......... how romantic. I'd think it would be best if we left these two love birds alone, until then lets check in on the pizza cats. (Zoom up to the parlor and focus up on a room window with flashing lights coming out from it. Inside the room Speedy, Guido, Paco and Jessie are sitting on the floor while Francine and Arctica are sitting on a couple of chairs and Archer and Polly are sitting on a bed watching a movie. Instead of wearing their work uniform's they're wearing their robe's, and everyone seems to having a good time watching a pretty funny movie.) Speedy: This is a great movie Archer. I just love . Guido: Yeah, also your room looks cool with they way you set it up and all. Archer: Thank you. (They continue watching the movie then suddenly they all burst out laughing so hard they're practically crying. As soon as the laughing stops time passes a bit and the movie is over.) Boy that was a funny film. Speedy: You can say that again. Guido: Hoo boy I'm tired I think I'm going to go ahead and turn in for the night. Francine: That's a good idea! I'd think we should all go ahead and go to bed so we can be ready for tomorrow. Arctica: All right then! (She goes into her bedroom and closes her door behind her. (Everybody goes to their rooms and hits the sack. Archer is about to go to sleep when he finds Polly curled up on his bed asleep.) Archer: Hmph...... She must have dozed off during the end of the movie. How do I go about this problem? Well there is only one thing to do! (Archer goes over to Polly and picks her up without waking her up. He then takes her to her room and puts her on her bed and covers her up with the sheets.) Sweet dreams Miss Polly Ester. (Archer then leaves her room and closes the door behind him.) Polly (Still asleep.): And sweet dreams to you to Archer. (Polly remains sleeping.) Narrator: Hmmmm........... If I didn't know any better, and I probably don't, I'd say there's probably a little electricity between Archer and Polly. But we won't find out until the next episode. So until next time, good night! Teaser: (Speedy, Guido, and Polly in their victory poses.) Speedy: On the next........ (GB flies down from above and tosses a couple of ninja stars at the screen.) GB: Pizza Cats! Narrator: GB has announced that he and Carla are going to be married in about two days. Speedy (Shaking GB's hand.): Way to go GB! Guido (Patting GB on the back.): I'd knew you can do it! Polly, Francine, and Lucille (Crowded around Carla.): Congratulations Carla!!!!!!!!!!! Archer, Jessie, Paco, and Jessie: Three cheers for the newly weds! Narrator: Its a wedding that everyone is invited to! Unfortunately one rat, a punk band, and a barrage of used robots decides to crash the occasion. BC: You miserable Cats have ruined everything for me and now I'll have my revenge! (Turns to the Rude Noise and his robots.) Attack them and show no mercy! (The robots and the Rude Noise charge at them at full speed.) Narrator: Out numbered and out muscled it looks like the end for our heroes until....... (Four shadowy figures emerge on the scene and attack the robots with various and powerful attacks. One figure launches a fire ball with his bare hands. Another sends green energy flying toward a robot. Another sends sonic waves toward another robot. Finally the other figure shoots beams of ice with her hands.) What's going on here? Who the heck are you guys? Figure 1: We do have names, but we don't plan to tell you who we are. However I'll tell you this...... (Bursts into flames and then is surrounded by fire.) We're going to turn the heat up now! (Goes into a fighting stance.) Narrator: Is it possible that the Pizza Cats have new allies? Or are they playing with fire and are going to get burned? And also the New York Pizza Cats and Pizza Cats from all over travel to Little Tokyo, but for what reason. Find out next time on Samurai Pizza Cats! Fighters and hackers from beyond. (Fade to black.) Author: Well that's the end of this chapter, tell me did you love it? Did you think it stinks? If you have any questions or comments let me know at...... 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