Teaser [Shot of Cats in Victory Poses] Speedy: On the Next... GB [Flying above them]: PIZZA CATS! [Slashes the screen diagonally. Screen falls into two pieces revealing Little Tokyo on the night of a celebration.] Narrator: One year after the Comet struck Little Tokyo, Princess Vi decides to hold a huge festival celebrating the heroic efforts of the Samurai Pizza Cats, and the town's completion of the reconstruction effort. [Zoom in on the crowd, to Speedy and Polly who are dancing.] Narrator: It is during this romantic event that Speedy finally proposes to Polly. [Speedy is on one knee with the ring in his hand. Polly looks stunned. After a moment she takes the ring and whispers a single word in his ear.] Polly: Yes. [Now, it's Speedy who looks stunned. After taking a minute to let it sink in, he whoops for joy and swoops Polly into his arms and kisses her. The two of them twirl around in circles for a little while, laughing in joy.] Narrator: Unfortunately every party has a pooper, and Fat Bunny and his henchbirds are more than willing to play the part. FB: We'll give them a wedding night they'll never forget! Bwahahaha! [to Elliot and Roland] Come on! Laugh with me! [begins laughing maniacally again, this time the others join in.] Narrator: Will Fat Bunny succeed in foiling Speedy and Polly's plans? What impact, if any, will their decision have on the wedding of GB and Carla? Is Francine just wearing green because it's her favorite color, or is she green with envy? Will Smith guest stars in Chasing Forever, the epic Episode 6 of The New Adventurers of the Samurai Pizza Cats! Episode 6: Chasing Forever Written By Guido Cerviche and Anthony LoGatto [Open with a scene of the streets Little Tokyo. It's busier than usual.] Narrator: It's one week prior to the anniversary of the Comet, and the reconstruction of Little Tokyo is finally complete. To celebrate, Princess Vi has decreed that on the day of the Comet a fantastic celebration will be held in honor of the town's saviors the Samurai Pizza Cats! As you can see everyone in town is busily preparing for this wondrous occasion. But while the rest of the town is in a frenzy, our heroes themselves are undergoing a few dilemmas of their own. Polly [trying on a pink kimono at the mall]: Does this dress make me look fat? Francine: Are you crazy? You look fabulous! Carla: And how! Polly: Thanks girls. What do you think Speedy? [looks around] Huh? Where is he? Lucille: He said he needed to take a walk to think about some things. Polly: Oh, boy. That means something's up. Francine: Don't worry, the boys went with him to make sure he doesn't get into trouble. [The camera shifts to a jewelry store. Close up on a ring with a rather large diamond. The facets of the gem each show reflections of an eye.] Guido [voice off screen]: Wow, Speedy, what a rock! You sure you can afford that? Speedy [lifting his head away from the diamond]: I've been saving up for weeks. GB: Whoa, Carla's gonna be jealous when she sees that thing on Polly. [looks uneasy, then gets a nervous smile on his face] Uhh, heh heh, maybe you should get something else! I saw a really nice lollipop ring in the toy store over there- [Guido casually punches him in the back of the head. GB's eyes get really big as he gasps in pain and falls down.] Guido: Watch it GB. A girl like Polly deserves the very best. If you're worried about what Carla will think, maybe you should save up for decent wedding ring. Speedy: Eloquently put Guido. GB [lying on the ground, in pain]: Indeed, despite the rather crude intro. Salesman: Would you like that gift-wrapped, sir? Speedy: No, I'll just take the little box. Salesman: Very good. [puts the ring in a little jewel box and gives it to Speedy.] Ok, for our deluxe platinum ring, that will be $21,000 [The mouths of GB and Guido collectively hit the floor at the same time as the cash register opens. Speedy digs into his pocket and forks over the cash. The salesman hands Speedy the box.] Guido: TWENTY-ONE THOUSAND?!? GB: That's a lot of money, Speedy. Narrator: I'll say. What are you going to do about the Honeymoon? Speedy: Well, I was going to take her to Hawaii, but it costs about 10,000. Guido: You weren't able to save up enough for both? [Speedy shakes his head.] GB: So, what's plan B? Speedy [taking a deep breath]: I'm gonna try asking Francine for a loan. [Cut quickly to the parlor. The others picture how this will go.] Francine: YOU WANT WHAT?! [She tosses the cash register at him, and it hits him in the head. His eyes get really big and he falls over. The next thing they see is a tombstone with Speedy's name on it. Quickly cut back to the mall.] Guido [quickly]: I don't think you've really thought this through, man. Speedy: What do you suggest I do? Narrator: I don't know, but you better think of something by the end of the episode. Whoops! Better hide the ring. Here come the girls. [Speedy quickly stuffs the ring in his pocket.] Polly: Hey, Speedy, what's up? Lucille said you needed to work something out. Speedy: Huh? Oh, yeah. Um, just... taking care of some unfinished business. Polly: Good. Lucille: Hey guys, come here! There's another poster for the Comet Celebration. Guido: So what? They've got them everywhere. Lucille: Yeah, but you guys are on this one! [The cats gather around to see the poster. All four cats and GB are in dramatic poses. Around the picture are bold lettered words describing the festival's festivities.] Guido [reading the poster, growing more excited the further he reads]: Princess Vi's 1st Annual Great Comet Celebration. Come to a Royal Party one the Princess's Credit Card! Featuring a concert from ID4's Will Smith, the comedic stylings of the Quax Brothers, a Royal Buffet, and topped off with the unveiling of the Comet Memorial dedicated to the city's greatest heroes- THE SAMURAI PIZZA CATS! [As he finishes he gives a whoop of joy. The rest of the gang is as excited as he is, and they hoot and holler, jumping up and down and hugging each other. After a while, Speedy calms down, even though the others are still acting like lunatics. He looks down at his pocket and takes the box with the ring halfway out.] Speedy [quietly, anxious]: One more week... [sighs and slides the box back in his pocket. Cut to the Royal Palace. Vi and her family are busy preparing for the big celebration. On of the workers is cowering on the floor in front of Vi.] Princess VI: AL! SEND THIS CLOD TO PRISONER ISLAND! Narrator: Hoo boy. Here we go again. Big Al [as he drags the poor simpering servant off]: Yep, she's as regular as clockwork. Narrator: I guess some things never change. What happened anyway? Princess Vi: That imbecile spelled my name wrong on the cake! [sighs frustratedly] I mean, come on, who calls me Princess Violin?!? Worker [as Big Al drags him towards the raft]: It was an honest mistake your Highness! Vi: Pipe down! Everything needs to be perfect, if I am to win the heart of my darling! That tramp Carla can her little birdie, but Speedy Cerviche is mine! [laughs maniacally as one would expect from a villain.] Empress Frieda: Please calm down, honey. You're going to give yourself a migraine. Vi [stops laughing suddenly, eyes get very narrow]: What was that? Empress Frieda [surprised]: I didn't say anything. Vi: Yes, but you're forgetting that this is a cartoon and I can read your thoughts! Emperor Fred [startling Vi and her mother]: FAH-RED! [Immediately after he says this, there are three very loud knocks at the door. Cut outside. A woman is banging the knockers on the door. She is an albino bunny, with a remarkable resemblance to Frieda except for her outfit. She's wearing black high heel boots, fishnet stockings, red shorts, a pink T-shirt, and a blue jeans jacket. She bangs on the door again and one of the guards {a handsome fox} answers it, wincing at the loud noise.] Guard: Jeez, what knockers! Woman [kicks him square in the face, he drops like a ton of bricks]: Next time you talk about me that way I'll show you my real kick rather than my practice one. Guard [lying on the ground, in pain]: That's not what I... oh, the hell with it. [picks himself up] Please state your business. Woman: I'm here to see my sister. Guard: I see, and who might that be? Frieda [coming to the door]: Jacques, who is it? Woman: Frieda? Frieda [at the door, recognizing the woman]: Julie! You made it! Julie: Frieda! Good to see you again, sis. Frieda: Well, come on in! Vi's been anxious to see you. [They enter] You know, you still haven't told us why you've come back. Julie: I didn't? I would've thought Al Dente would've said something. Frieda: No, why would he- Big Al [cutting her off]: Julie, you're here! Julie: Big Al, why didn't you tell Frieda why I'm here? Big Al [gasps and turns towards the Empress]: I'm so sorry, your Majesty, I had no intention of forgetting. But as you know, things have been hectic lately, what with Vi's Great Comet Celebration and all. Frieda: I fully understand, Al, but why would you know in the first place? What's going on? Big Al: Well, after seeing your sister's outstanding record in the Little Hokkaido PD, I decided to make her my second-in-command of our own Police Force! Frieda: Wow that's fantastic! I guess this means you'll be sticking around, huh sis? Julie: Yep. Now where's that niece of mine? I got my rocket launcher upgraded just for this occasion. Frieda: Ooh, she'll be delighted! Big Al [groaning]: Terrific. I better put the maids on full alert! Narrator: Apparently, insanity runs strong on both sides of Vi's family. [Cut back to the parlor. The words "One week later..." appear at the bottom of the screen. Inside, in Polly's room, she's draping a wet wash cloth over an unconscious Speedy's forehead. There is a rather large bump on Speedy's head.] Narrator: Jeez Louise! What in the name Garfield's hairballs happened to him? Polly: I don't know. He was just standing there talking to Francine, and suddenly she threw the cash register at him. GB [to Guido]: You were right. It was a bad idea. Polly [suspicious]: What was that? GB [startled]: ACK! [Quickly] Ah- just that, ah- ooh nothing! Polly [angrily to Francine]: Hey, penny pincher! What's the big idea? You just put my boyfriend into a coma! Francine [angry] (angry): Penny pincher? Do you know what he asked me for? 10,000 dollars! He knows we can spare that much money! Polly [crossing her arms and closing her eyes]: That still doesn't give you the right to [opens her eyes and realizes what Francine said] Huh? Did you say 10,000 dollars? Francine: Yeah. Polly [thinking]: I wonder what he needs so much for... Carla [From Fran's room]: Ok, I'm ready! [Polly, Francine and GB move towards Polly's room, but Guido stops GB] GB: What? Guido: You know the rules. The groom can't see the bride in the dress before the wedding. [GB opens his mouth to protest, but is unable to think of a counter argument, and so sits down grumbling. Cut to Polly's room. Camera on Polly and Francine. They are awe-struck.] Polly & Francine [in unison]: Whoa! [Carla is absolutely stunning in her wedding dress. In fact it's hard to believe that this is the same crow we saw at the mall earlier. Her wings make her look all the more impressive, almost like an angel.] Carla: What do you think. Francine: Carla, you... look... fabulous! Carla [hopeful]: Really?! Polly [distracted] (sounding kind of sad): Yes... really. [Carla is too happy to notice something is bothering Polly.. Polly turns away for a moment, and reflects on her feelings.] Polly: **sighs** [Cue the fantasy sequence and romantic music. Polly imagines Speedy proposing to her, followed quickly by a wedding ceremony. She sees the two of them dancing together. Speedy leans in to kiss her. Polly closes her eyes and leans in to meet his lips. Suddenly, without warning the sequence ends, and Speedy is replaced by Guido.] Guido (slyly): Why Polly, I didn't know you cared. [Polly opens her eyes and gives a startled "eep!" and then quickly smacks Guido in the face. He flies across the room and gets his head buried in the plaster of the wall.] Polly (angry): Don't do that again! Guido [head buried in the wall] (in pain): Some people never change! [pulls head out of wall and spits out a few chunks of plaster.] Now then, I was about to tell you that Speedy's awake and he's ok. Polly: Oh, ok. Thanks. [walks back to the room Speedy's in] Hey, how are you feeling kiddo? Speedy: Fine, I guess. [looks at her and smiles] Why do you call me that? I'm a year older than you. Polly [smiling]: Yeah, but you act like you're TEN years younger. [Speedy groans and flops back into the bed. Polly giggles. He looks at his watch and gulps.] Polly: What is it? Speedy [in a small, nervous voice]: The Celebration... It's almost time. [Polly looks at her watch and gasps.] Polly: Wow, you're right! Go tell the others. I gotta get changed! [Polly quickly pushes Speedy out of her room and shuts the door. GB is sitting outside. The others soon join them.] Guido [still rubbing his head]: Hey, Speedy. Glad to see your doing better. [looks around] Where's Polly? Speedy: She's getting changed. GB [eyes growing wide]: Oh **CENSORED**, it's almost time. We gotta get ready. Lucille: I'm going home to change. Pick me up at 7, Guido? Guido: Certainly. [slyly] If you want, maybe I can get there a little early. [Lucille giggles and leaves. Gradually the others get up and to get ready. An hour or so later, everyone is ready to go except the girls, who are nowhere to be seen. The guys are in handsome two-piece suits: white for Speedy, navy blue for Guido, and black for GB {a close substitute for his favorite color, since it is impossible to find an olive green suit that looks good. :)}] Speedy: Well, we're all ready to go. What's taking the girls so long? GB: Patients, Speedy. I'm sure they'll be out soon enough. Guido: Come on, Speedy. You know girls take longer to get ready than guys. GB [slightly offended]: Now, that's a pretty sexist remark, Guido. Guido: How can something be sexist if it's true? Speedy [softly]: I just want to get this over with. Guido & GB [turning their attention to Guido]: Huh? Guido: You getting cold feet, Cerviche? Speedy: I'm not gonna wig out. I just wish I was more sure about- Francine [interrupting]: Sure about what? Speedy [startled]: EEK! [annoyed] Don't you ever knock- [impressed] Whoa. [Francine is standing a few feet away with Carla. They are both in beautiful dresses. Francine's is emerald green, and Carla's is golden yellow.] Speedy: Girls, you look fabulous. GB: I'll say. [smiles] You especially Carla. Carla [giggles]: If you like us, wait until you see Polly! Speedy [looks at Guido and grins]: What's wrong Anchovy? Guido [looking slightly uncomfortable]: I think these pants shrunk in the wash. Narrator: Well, that joke was a little more adult than we're used to! Speedy: Of course, Guido was ad libing. Narrator: Ah. Francine: So what were you saying, Speedy? Speedy: Well, if you must know, I- [is cut off by the door to Polly's room opening] **gulp** Tell you later. [Speedy turns around and stares in awe. As the Will Smith song Chasing Forever starts, we pan up on Polly. She's in the pink kimono we saw at the mall, and she looks stunning. The camera reaches her head and we see her hair is done up in the style of a Japanese Geisha. Quickly cut back to Speedy. He smiles. We then cut to the festival. It's an overhead shot, and we see a number of people dancing. On stage, as advertised, is the Fresh Prince himself, performing Chasing Forever with a backup band that looks suspiciously like the Rude Noise. Slowly, the camera zooms in on Speedy and Polly.] Polly: Speedy? Is something wrong? Speedy (distant): No, why? Polly: You seem distracted. You haven't said a word to me all night. Speedy (nervous) : I-I know, Polly. **sigh** The fact is, there's something I want to ask you. Something I've wanted to ask you for the longest time. Polly [stops dancing] (curious): What is it? Speedy: [drops to his knees, shaking nervously] Polly Esther, I've loved you since the day I first laid eyes on you. And... ever since that fateful day one year ago... I wanted to... [finally getting it over with] Oh, the hell with it. Will you marry me? [Polly stands there stunned. Speedy pulls the box out of his pocket, and opens it. Polly is even more shocked when she sees the ring. For a moment, it looks like she might pass out. Finally she takes the ring, slips it on her finger and whispers a single word in his ear.] Polly: Yes. [Now, it's Speedy who looks stunned. After taking a minute to let it sink in, he whoops for joy and swoops Polly into his arms and kisses her. The two of them twirl around in circles for a little while, laughing in joy. The song ends] Will Smith: Thank you, Little Tokyo. See ya later! [walks off stage] Big Al [comes on stage and talks into the microphone]: Mr. Will Smith everyone! [loud cheers and applause] And now, for your comedic pleasure, let's hear it for the Quax Brothers! [more cheers and applause, not quite as loud, but none the less enthusiastic. Focus on the Royal Family, sitting off to the side, near the stage.] Vi [to Julie]: Aunt Julie, be sure to keep an eye on these guys. I just know they're trouble. Julie [in her blue police uniform {think Officer Jenny on Pokemon}]: You're the boss, Vi. [Two well-dressed white ducks walk on the stage. One appears relatively normal. The other has bushy black hair with big sideburns, a fake looking mustache and glasses. He's got a big cigar in his mouth, and walks hunched over. His pant legs have been rolled up.] Zeppo Quax [to his brother Groucho]: What are you doing? You can't go on stage with your pants up! Groucho Quax: I can't can I? Well, they'll never catch me here any other way. [audience laughs] Well, now that I have you in hysterics, let's get down to business. First off, I'd like to say how grateful I am for this magnificent washout- [quickly saving himself] uh, I mean turnout! And furthermore I'd- [is interrupted by another duck, walking through the crowd, with a pointed hat on. This one speaks in an Italian accent.] Chico [singing]: PENUTS! Groucho [annoyed]: Hey! [Chico tosses him a bag of peanuts.] Groucho: Do you want to be a public nuisance? Chico: Sure, how much does the job pay? Groucho: I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. Chico [singing]: PENUUUTS, TO YOU! Groucho: Come on up here, I want to scare the Princess. You must be the one of the musicians we hired. [Chico climbs up on stage.] Groucho: You know I used to know a fell that looked just like you, named Enrico Vasquez. Are you his brother? Chico: I'm Enrico Vasquez. Groucho: No wonder you look like him. But, I still insist there's a resemblance. Chico: Heh heh, he thinks I look alike! Groucho: Well, if you do, it's a tough break for both of you. Zeppo [to Chico]: Good thing you're here. What do you guys get an hour? Chico: Well, for playing we geta $10 an hour. Groucho: What do you get for not playing? Chico: $12 an hour. Groucho: Well that's fine, I can see that. How much would you charge to run into an open manhole? Chico: Just the cover charge. Groucho: Well, drop in some time. Chico: Sewer. Groucho: Well, we cleaned that up pretty well. [looks around] Say, is it just me or is something missing? [Just then a forth duck leaps from the crowds an sits on Freida's lap. This duck isn't dressed quite as well as the others. He has a trenchcoat on and bright red hair under a hat. He has a small horn in his hand, which he honks occasionally.] Groucho: I was right. Something was missing, and I wish it had stayed that way. [to his brothers] Come on guys, let's try and drag our silent partner away from the Empress. [The empress is trying to get Harpo off her lap. With the other Quaxes helping, she succeeds, but Harpo responds by having her hold his leg. He repeats the gag frequently, until Chico gets him to stop. The two get into exaggerated fighting stances and start swinging at each other.] Vi [to Groucho] (annoyed): What is the meaning of this? Frieda: I think I'd like to know too. Groucho: My apologies ladies. The lad tends to get a little carried away. Don't worry he does this all the- [Instead of punching Chico, Harpo kicks at him. He misses, loses his balance and crashes into Chico. Chico crashes into Zeppo. Zeppo crashes into Groucho, and all four Quaxes fall into the cake prepared for the Celebration.] Vi [screams]: NOOO! Groucho: Either the Princess is pissed off or the Hellmouth is reopening. Either way, it can't be good for us. Vi: I'M SENDING YOU TO PRISONER'S ISLAND! [Assorted cries of protest ring from the Quaxes and the crowd.] Groucho [pleading]: Come on, Princess. You've got to give us another chance! Chico [glancing up]: I don't thinka she will, boss. Groucho: What makes you say that? [Harpo, who was glancing up along with Chico, points up. Overhead is one of those giant canes used to drag bad comics off stage. It hooks around their necks and begins to pull.] Groucho [just before they are pulled away]: You'll hear from our lawyer about this, as soon as he graduates from law school. [The four of them are yanked away] Al: Ok that didn't go quite the way we planned it. Vi [anguished]: Augh! The whole Celebration is ruined. Al (consoling): Don't worry, Princess. Since this sort of thing always seems to happen on this show, [looks slightly exasperated as he says that] we came prepared this time. [snaps his fingers] People? [Julie and several other officers wheel out a new cake. Vi's mood instantly changes.] Vi [ecstatic]: Ooh, goodie! In that case let the celebration continue! [The party continues. Later Guido and Will Smith are sitting at the bar together, chatting.] Guido [noticing Speedy and Polly]: Hey, Speedy! Over here! [Speedy and Polly walk over.] Speedy: Yes, Guido? [sees Will] Wow! It's... Guido: Yep. Will, these are my friends Speedy Cerviche and Polly Esther. Will: Nice to meet you guys. Polly: The pleasure is ours. Speedy: I'll say. [snaps his fingers] Hey, I got a great idea for a movie. Maybe you can pass this one to Barry Sonnenfeld. Will: Shoot. Speedy: These young cats who work at a pizza parlor, but are secretly a team of hi-tech superheroes. Will [stares at him blankly for a minute]: You know that is just weird enough to actually work. Guido [grinning]: It's better than some of the crap they normally turn out of Hollywood. Will: Defiantly. [A horn sounds.] Guido: Well, I think that's our cue. Will, it's been a pleasure. Will: Likewise. [shakes Speedy's an Polly's hand] See ya. Speedy: Nice guy. Polly: Yes. Ok, let's go take a peek at this statue. [The cats join the large crowd gathered around the statue that is about to be unveiled. Spotlights shine on it, and dramatic music plays. Finally the sheet is pulled away. Everyone is depicted in heroic poses, with exaggerated features. Speedy, Guido and GB are overly muscular, while Polly and Francine are amazingly sexy. The whole team is standing on top of a comet, and at the base is a plaque that says "Dedicated to the Samurai Pizza Cats: Pizza Power Forever! The crowd applauds loudly, while the cats just stare.] Polly: Wow. Nice, um... pecs, Speedy. Speedy: You don't look so bad yourself, Polly. Huh? [looks over at Guido who is still awestruck.] You ok, Guido? Guido [softly]: Wow, look at that. [Eyes replaced with hearts, says as John Lithgow] I'm GORGEOUS! [Everyone else in the gang falls down when he says it.] Al Dente`: And now, ladies and gentlemen, the Samurai Pizza Cats! [the crowd applauds as the cats find themselves in the spotlight.] Guys, would you like to say anything? Speedy [after a moment's hesitation]: Only that this is probably the second greatest honor of my life to happen tonight. Al Dente`: Really? What's the first one? Speedy: My engagement. [hugs Polly] Everyone, I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that Polly and I are getting married. Guido [while everyone else is silent]: Yeah, SPEEDY! GB [same]: All right, lover boy! [Slowly the shock wears off and everybody cheers. Well, almost everyone.] Vi [incredulous]: WHAT? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! (enraged) AL, SEND THEM TO PRISONER- Al Dente` [interrupting]: Your highness, with all due respect, they didn't actually do anything wrong. Besides, they're the guests of honor. Exiling them at this point could very well prove a disastrous political move. Vi: Hmm. I guess you're right. Ok. I'll bide my time for now. But sooner or later, they'll learn bunnies have claws too. [chuckles evilly] Narrator: Yeesh. This girl needs serious help. Polly: Oh, Speedy you don't know how happy you've made me. So where are we taking our honeymoon? Speedy: Huh? Oh! [nervous] Heh heh. Well, it's a... surprise! Yeah, that's it. Narrator: Still don't have that little detail worked out, do you Cerviche? Speedy: Ixnay, on the oneymoon-hay. [Francine and Carla walk towards Speedy and Polly, and begin talking with them about these new developments. The evening progresses without a hitch. Cut to a dimly lit room. Vi is sitting on a comfy chair, with her legs draped over the side. She's talking to a shadowy figure.] Vi: So, you can see the situation I'm in. Do you think you could help me out? [The figure emerges from the shadows. It's Fat Bunny Costanza.] FB: A very interesting scenario. Basically, you want me to interfere with the wedding of Speedy Cerviche and Polly Esther. Vi [nods]: Yes. It'll be perfect. Their guard will be down, and you'll have the perfect opening to strike. FB: It would seem to be the golden opportunity. I'll need a few assurances from you, however. Number One: You will not oppose my motion to open trading with some "friends" of mine that operate out of Colombia. Number Two: You will provide me with the location, time, and day of this wedding, and will aid me in arriving unobserved. Vi: Deal. As long as Speedy isn't hurt. FB: Agreed. Narrator [as the scene cuts back to the Pizza Parlor]: Did you guys just see what I saw? Whose side is she on anyway? [pause] Well, at least you can give the Princess credit for going after what she wants. Meanwhile back at the parlor, Speedy and GB are having a little discussion about the coming events. Speedy: Hey GB, I have a great idea! Why don't we have a double wedding? GB: Wow that's a great idea Speedy! I'm sure the girls will love it. Speedy: Yeah. [looks towards Polly's room] Hold on, I'm gonna go tell Polly. [Speedy walks into Polly's room, eager to tell her the news. But when he gets there, he sees her sobbing by her bed.] Speedy (concerned): Polly, what's wrong? Polly [crying softly]: It's my dad. I called to tell him about the wedding, and we got into an argument. Speedy: About what? Polly [stops crying and dabs her eyes]: Actually, it was about you. [Speedy's eyes grow wide.] My dad doesn't really think much of you for some reason. He said you were the wrong guy for me and you'd just run off, or get yourself killed and I'd be left alone. I got mad and said some nasty stuff to him. Soon we were arguing, and he hung up on me. [She sobs a couple times and starts crying again. Speedy puts his arms around her and she sobs into his shoulder.] Speedy [comforting her]: Oh, Polly. I'm sorry. [trying to cheer her up] Hey, don't be so sad. He'll see how happy we are together and he'll come around. Polly [hopeful]: Really? Speedy: Sure. Just wait and see. [snaps his fingers] That's right, I was going to tell you. GB and I have decided to do a double wedding! You and me, him and Carla, we'll all be together. And then we can have one HUGE party afterwards. Polly [forgetting how upset she was]: Speedy that's a WONDERFUL idea! [Hugs him so tightly his head expands.] Oh, I'm just so HAPPY! Speedy [gasping for air]: Glad you like it. [face turns purple, then blue] Uhh... getting dark... [Polly suddenly sees she's suffocating Speedy, gasps, and drops him. He falls to the ground like a 100-ton sack of potatoes and spends the next minute catching his breath. Narrator: Well, Polly obviously likes the idea of a double wedding. But not everyone so appreciative. [Cut to Market Square. Guido, Lucille, and Francine are picking up supplies for the Pizza Parlor.] Guido: I can't believe Speedy AND GB want me to be their Best Man. I don't even know what I'm supposed to do! Francine: You were already GB's Best Man. Why didn't you just tell Speedy you were busy? Guido: I have a hard time saying no. Lucille [sly grin]: I'll testify to that. [Guido chuckles and sweeps Lucille of her feet and kisses her. Francine turns away, with a slightly nauseated look on her face. She looks back momentarily, then sighs sadly.] Francine: [We flashback to a date with her and Bucky. They're sitting at a table in a small sushi restaurant. Francine is bouncy as ever, but Bucky seems reserved and nervous.] Francine [teasingly]: So, what's the big secret you wanted to spring on me, Bucky? Bucky [looking serious and slightly sad]: Well Fran, you know that job I applied for? Francine: You mean at that security company? Bucky: Yeah. Well, I got it. Francine [happy for him]: That's great! Bucky: Yeah. There's only one problem. Francine: What? Bucky: Well, their headquarters is in New York, so I'll have to report there within the next few days. After that, I'll probably be hopping all over the globe. I don't know when, or if, I'll ever get back to Little Tokyo. [Francine takes a moment or two to absorb this.] So, while I have the chance, I wanted to ask you this. [pulls out a ring] Francine, will you marry me and come with me. Francine [shocked]: Bucky, I... I don't know. I'd love to marry you, but... I can't just leave. I've got too many responsibilities to the Pizza Parlor, to my friends, to Little Tokyo... I mean, I'm a samurai now and... Bucky [composed]: I understand. I just thought I'd give it a try. Francine: So... I guess this is goodbye. Bucky: Yeah, I guess it is. I'll miss you Francine. [They embrace, and Bucky walks out of the restaurant. End flashback. Francine's eyes have welled up with tears.] Narrator [cut to the Palace. Vi is walking toward FB's chambers]: Well folks, I think that was the first true failed romance in Pizza Cats' history. Vi: Hey, what about my romances? Narrator: Sorry, it only counts if you actually stood a chance with the other person. Vi: GUARDS, SEND THE NARRATOR TO PRISONER ISLAND! Narrator: You must be kidding. I'm a voice! How are they gonna send me to Prisoner's Island? Quit wasting your time and just move the plot forward. [Grumbling, Vi walks into FB's room.] FB: Ah, Princess. So good to see you. Was that annoying narrator bothering you again? Vi: You have no idea! [hands him a folder] Here's the information you wanted FB: Ah, thank you. Now, if you please, I wish to review this in private. Vi: Of course. [leaves] Elliot: Is the coast clear? FB: Yes, Elliot. You and Roland may come out now. Roland: Thank goodness. I was about to suffocate in there. Elliot: So, what's the scoop, boss? FB [reading over a folder]: The scoop is that Speedy Cerviche and Polly Esther are apparently having a double wedding with Good Bird and Carla Crow. Elliot: All right! Two birds, and two cats with one stone. Roland: Yes, a golden opportunity. Not only can we eliminate those two meddlesome Pizza Cats, but we can punish that traitor Bad Bird! FB: Yes, how delicious. We'll give them a wedding night they'll never forget! Bwahahaha! [to Elliot and Roland] Come on! Laugh with me! [begins laughing maniacally again, this time the others join in. Cut back to the parlor. It's late at night, and Guido is helping to make the arrangements for the wedding.] Guido: Ok, I've got the bachelor party planned, the formalwear is taken care of, the officiate and the transportation have been paid, and the rings are stored away safely. All I need to do is take care of your departure. GB have you decided where you and Carla are going yet? GB: I was thinking of taking her to Paris. Guido: Excellent choice. And you, Speedy? Speedy: I'll probably end up taking Polly to the Pizza Cat Pizzeria. Guido: You still haven't found anything? Speedy: The cheapest thing I found was a trip to Little Hokkaido for $350, and I can't even afford that! Guido: Sorry bud. I wish I could help you, but I'm tapped out too. GB: Don't worry Speedy. It'll all work out. Remember the end of the script? Speedy: No, I didn't read that far. GB: Oh. Well, you see- Guido [interrupting, clamping a hand over GB's mouth]: Shut up! You're gonna give away the ending! GB [voice muffled by Guido's hand]: Mmm mmmry ah muv jumm manem moo mmelph Speedy: Thanks anyway, GB. GB: Mmoe Mromlem. [Guido takes his hand away and GB sucks in some air.] Guido: You know, Speedy, maybe you ought to tell Polly the truth about this. [Speedy pictures Polly's reaction.] Polly: You WHAT?! [She tosses a cash register at him. The next thing we see is a tombstone with Speedy's name on it.] Narrator: Whoa, Déjà vu! Speedy: Now, who isn't thinking things through Guido? GB: I'm sure she'll be a lot more understanding than you think Speedy. [Gulping, Speedy walks over to Polly's room and knocks on the door.] Polly: Just a second! Speedy: Polly, I need to talk to you. Polly: Oh, Speedy! Come on in. [Speedy walks in. Polly has just finished getting ready for bed.] Polly: What is it? Speedy [nervous]: Well, um, there's something I need to tell you about the honeymoon... Polly: You haven't planned it yet, have you? Speedy [stunned]: Yes. No. I mean, how did you know? Polly: Well, every time I ask you about it you change the subject. Besides, Guido told me you spent all your money on the ring. Speedy: So you're not mad? Polly: Of course not. Whatever we do is fine, as long as we're together. Speedy [relieved]: Oh, thank goodness. I was worried you'd be upset, especially once you heard that GB and Carla are going to Paris. Polly [surprised]: They're WHAT? [Speedy's eyes grow wide and he falls over in a dead faint.] Polly [tries to revive him]: Poor, guy. I was kidding. [Finally gives up, and decides he'll wake up on his own. She lies down on her bed and begins reading her book Samurai Love Stories. Cut to FB's work shop] FB: Elliot! How are our friends coming? Elliot: Excellent! Everything is set for the wedding tomorrow. FB: Good! Roland, do you know what to do? Roland: Yep, while the bots take care of Polly and Carla, my crows and I will hit Speedy and GB from the sides. With their loved ones threatened, they should easily fall under our pincher move. FB: Perfect. Tomorrow, we'll crush the Pizza Cats and show the world what happens when a Ninja Crow decides to betray his clan. [The lighting makes FB look extremely sinister. Cut to the next day, at the parlor, after the bachelor party] GB [singing like Tony Clifton]: I WILL SURVEEVE! Speedy: Anchovy, you incredible nincompoop, I can't believe you got GB Timothy Leary Birdseed for his bachelor party. Guido: I'm sorry, I thought it would have worn off by now. How was I supposed to know he was going to eat a whole bag? Speedy: Well, we need to do something! The wedding is in two hours, and he doesn't show any signs of snapping out of it. Guido: I'll take care of this. [pours a bucket of ice water over GB's head] GB: YAHH THAT'S COLD! [shakes his head and returns to normal.] I should've listened to Jerry Atric when he warned me about that stuff. [looks at the clock and his eyes grow wide] Oh, **CENSORED**! We gotta get going! Speedy & Guido [in unison]: No, **CENSORED**! Speedy: Come on, let's clean up quick and get ready! The limo should be here any minute. [The boys get to work cleaning the parlor, and are ready just in time for the limo.] Guido [dashing into the car, followed closely by Speedy and GB]: Driver, get us to the Church, pronto! [The car drives off. They get to the Church just in time. Before long the ceremony starts. Speedy and GB are visibly stunned when Polly and Carla walk down the isle. They both look absolutely beautiful.] Minister: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join these couples [gestures first to GB and Carla and then to Speedy and Polly.] in Holy Matrimony. If there are any present who wish to object to these unions, speak now or forever hold your peace. FB: I object! [loud gasps and protests from the guests] Bad Bird, you know you can never leave the Flying Skull! Speedy: Of all the rotten lousy times to bring up something like that! FB, you know he'll never turn back! FB: I know, but I just love trying to get a rise out of you Cerviche. [tosses two gift boxes, one to Speedy and one to GB.] Wedding gifts. I hope you like them. I made them myself! [Out of curiosity {and because it's in the script :)}, Speedy and GB unwrap the gifts. Out of the boxes spring two robots. From Speedy's present comes a vulture, is dressed in a long black trenchcoat, and is wearing a black hat. GB's present is a snake, but it has two arms and two legs. It is bear chested, and is wearing green pants.] Speedy (surprised): What the hell- [He's knocked back by the vulture.] GB: Speedy! [Gets pummeled by the snake] Of! [The snake robot grabs Carla in its coils, while the vulture grasps Polly.] Snake: There isss no essscape! GB: Carla! Vulture: Polly Esther, your angle of death awaits! Polly [tossing the vulture into the wall]: Tell him not to bother. I won't be meeting him anytime soon. [GB springs up and tosses a few Ninja Stars at the snake, being careful not to hit Carla. He hits it in the head and the snake uncoils, allowing Carla to escape. In rage the snake lunges for GB.] Snake: I will sssqueeze the life out of you! GB: Uh, Speedy? Polly? A little help here? Polly (annoyed): Great wedding. Nothing better happen to this dress! [Polly grabs her dagger from a holster in her thigh {a gesture which looks vaguely obscene for a moment} and tosses it at the robot, hitting it square in the back. Momentarily paralyzed, the snake is helpless. GB grabs a decorative sword off the church wall.] Snake: You shall pay for this indignity! I shall sssee to it that you never see daylight a-[The robot is cut off as GB severs its head.] Speedy: Uh, what happened? That bachelor party must've hit me harder than I thought. [looks at the ruined robot] Well, it looks like I wasn't needed any- [Speedy is cut off as the vulture rises up. It's pretty banged up, and jerks occasionally when it moves. It reaches over and grabs the Princess.] Vulture: Time to dance with death, Miss Esther. Vi: LET ME GO, YOU BUSTED BAG OF BOLTS, YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG GIRL! [The robot flies into the air] HELP, SOMEBODY GET ME THE **CENSORED** DOWN FROM HERE! Speedy: Hold on, Princess! [shouts out to the guests] Bat Cat! Can you here me? Bat Cat [walks up]: Loud and clear, Speedy! Speedy: Glad you're here. Do you have your flying equipment? [Bat Cat nods] Great. Get ready to catch the Princess. Princess [shouting]: What'd he say? [Without answering, Speedy tosses a Ninja Star at the robot. It hits it square in the face, and it drops Vi. While she's falling through the air, Bat Cat flies up and grabs her.] Bat Cat: I got you, Princess. Vi [stares at Bat Cat for a while, then says in a shy voice]: How are ya? Bat Cat [confused]: Huh? [Guido leaps towards Speedy and hands him a pair of swords.] Guido: Thought you could use these. Speedy: The Ginzu and Binky! Thanks, Guido! Vulture [enraged]: YOU SHALL ALL DIE! Speedy [cue Ginzu sequence]: I don't think so! Narrator: Geeze, I step out for a cup of coffee, and suddenly all hell breaks loose! Let's see, where are we... Ah hah! Sick and tired of the robotic buzzard that apparently watches too much wrestling, Speedy calls on the awesome power of his Magical Ginzu Sword! Speedy: I came here to get married, and I'm not going to let a WWF reject like you spoil that! [Winds up] So, WHAT DO YOU WANT ON YOUR TOMBSTONE? [He releases the energy. It sails upward and disintegrates the robot.] Speedy [twirling his swords]: Personally, I prefer Pizza Cats to Tombstone. Polly, Guido, Francine, GB, and Bat Cat [in victory poses]: TA DA! [Cut to outside the church. Big Al is standing out front. Julie and several other police officers run towards him.] Julie [catching her breath]: We chased after Don Costanza and those crows that were with him, but they gave us the slip. Big Al: It doesn't matter. The one robot was scrapped during the fight and the other one fused its circuits. There's no evidence against them. Julie: So they're just gonna get away with this? Big Al: That's pretty much how it works every episode. Come on let's go inside. I've got some people that are getting married. [They walk back inside, and see Vi yelling at Speedy.] Vi: Are you NUTS? YOU COULD'VE KILLED ME! Speedy: Geeze, lighten up Princess. I knew what I was doing. Would you rather I left you with that death-fixated buzzard? Vi [not listening]: AL, SEND THIS TRAITOR TO PRISONER'S ISLAND FOR TWO MONTHS. Speedy: That's not fair! Princess, this is my wedding! I'm getting married to the woman I love, we've already paid the ceremony and the reception, all these people are here, and to top it all off I don't have anywhere to take Polly for our honeymoon and- [a lightbulb goes on over Speedy's head] Prisoner's Island? Vi: Of course! What did you think I said?. Speedy: Nothing, just making sure I heard you right. Anyway, as I was saying, you can't blame me for this mess. After all it was Polly's idea. Polly [whispering to Speedy]: What are you doing? Speedy [whispering back]: Just play along. Vi [to Polly, yelling]: Is this true? Polly [still confused]: Yeah, sure. Why not? Vi: AL, TOMORROW I WANT THESE TWO SENT TO PRISONER'S ISLAND! Julie [to Vi]: Why not today? Vi: Because the reception is today. And if you think I'm gonna pass up a party, you're nuts! [to Bat Cat] Come on cutie! Let's sit down. I've got plans for you. Bat Cat [horrified]: OH NO! PLEASE, NOT ME! Guido [chuckling]: I guess that's the risk you run when you save the Princess's life. GB [rolls his eyes]: Better you than me, Batso. Polly [disbelief]: You got us sent to Prisoner's Island? Speedy: Yeah! What do you think? Hot sand, tall waves, romantic resorts. Perfect honeymoon spot, and it's all expenses paid! Polly [grinning]: Why you sneaky little... [jumps in the air] I LOVE IT! Minister: Well, if I may interrupt the insanity for a moment, can we get on with the ceremony? Speedy: Oh, yes! Excellent idea! Minister: Okay, I'll assume there are no other objections and move on. [gestures to Carla] Who presents this young woman? Carla's Father [rising]: I do. Minister: Very good. [gestures to Polly] And her? Who presents this woman? [Al Dente rises and is about to speak up, when the church doors are flung open. An elderly feline gentleman walks in. He is dressed appropriately for the wedding, and carries an ornate walking cane. He has graying hair, as well as a graying mustache and beard. He looks very distinguished.] Elderly Gentleman: I do. [Polly's eyes grow wide, and a look of joy spreads over her face.] Polly: Daddy! [She runs back up the isle towards him, and gives him a big hug. They both smile, and tears of joy stream down Polly's face.] Polly: I didn't think you were coming. After that fight we had... and then you weren't here earlier... Mr. Esther [comforting her]: Did you really think I'd miss my eldest daughter's wedding? I don't care about this Speedy guy. The only thing that matters is that he makes you happy. [Polly hugs him again. In the crowd, Francine and Lucille are crying slightly.] Narrator: I gotta stop doing these lovey dovey episodes. Thank goodness my contract runs out after this show. Polly & Her Dad: AH, PUT A SOCK IN IT! Minister: Well, can we get this over with? That is if there are no more interruptions. Polly: Oh, right! [She goes to run back up to the altar but her father stops and says something to her.] Mr. Esther: Happy wedding day. [Polly hugs him again and runs back up. The minister performs the ceremony. About ten or so minutes later...] Minister: Then by the power vested in me, I hearby pronounce you husbands and wives. Men, you may kiss the brides. [Speedy leans forward and gives Polly a long deep kiss. Ditto for GB and Carla. Cheers go up all around.] Lucille [sitting in the first row, crying]: **sniff** I'm just no good at weddings! WAAHHHHH! [As she continues to cry, her missiles launch. Everybody around her panics and their eyes grow big. The only ones who don't notice are the newly wed couples. The missiles explode all around, but they don't notice. One missile heads straight for the camera, and when it hit's the screen goes black. A loud pop is heard, and the scene reopens at the reception, where Guido has just popped the Champaign. The song Pilgrim by Eric Clapton begins playing. The camera pans over the reception, showing people chatting, laughing, eating dancing, and having a good time. Cut to Speedy and Polly, opening wedding gifts. Speedy opens one from Josie, Lucille's sister.] Speedy [after opening it, looks leery.] (feigned enthusiasim): Oh... thanks Josie. It's a... [holds it up] Jigglypuff doll. Josie [happy, thinking Speedy likes it]: I'm glad you like it. Squeeze its belly! [Speedy squeezes the doll's belly.] Doll: Jigglypuff! Polly [grabbing the doll from Speedy] (genuinly appreciative): Oh, that's sooo CUTE! Thanks, Josie! Josie: It sings too! Squeeze it again. [Speedy grabs it before Polly can squeeze it again.] Speedy: Uh, no thanks! I think we should save that for later. [As Josie walks away.] Thanks again! [Speedy hands the doll back to Polly and continues to open presents. Fade to later, when our heroes are gathering together for a group photo.] Speedy: Vi, why don't you get in the picture too? Vi [holding a glass of Champaign in one hand and a very reluctant Bat Cat on the other arm]: You're not mad about being sent to Prisoner's Island? Speedy: Sure I am, but what can I do? Come on get over here. [Vi gets in the picture, and everyone says cheese {Sorry, no Seymour jokes. :)} The photographer takes the picture, and the group disperses back into the party. The close up fades into an overhead view. Several minutes have now passed. We cut back down to our heroes, who are all sitting at a table together. Suddenly, Bat Cat runs up to Guido panicking.] Bat Cat [afraid for his life]: Guido, you gotta help me. Vi won't leave me alone! And I think she's had a little too much Champaign. Guido: What makes you say that? [Bat Cat points him towards Vi.] Vi [dancing on the piano, speaking in a singsong voice]: OHH, BATSY! WHERE ARE YOOOOU? GB: Hah! Now THIS is a once in a lifetime opportunity! Narrator: I thought the scene only called for her to be slightly tipsy! What happened? Guido: Unfortunately, Royal blood apparently doesn't hold alcohol well. Narrator [intrigued]: Is that so? How much did she have? Guido: A glass and a half. Narrator: Yikes! [Speedy, meanwhile, has gotten his camera out and is taking pictures of Vi.] Polly [scolding]: Speedy! That's not a nice thing to do! Speedy: Hey, GB's right! How often do we get to see this? GB [grinning]: You sneaky fiend! You're looking to get your "sentence" extended, aren't you? Speedy [grinning]: I'm going for six months! [Guido is about to say something, when a small, round, elderly female cat runs over to the table. She's dressed in a white blouse, with a long blue skirt, glasses, and a sun hat.] Elderly Woman: Oh, Speedy! My boy, I can't believe this is happening! [hugs him] Oh, you've made me so proud! Speedy [slightly embarrassed]: Mom! You're embarrassing me! [Everyone else chuckles slightly. Speedy's mom doesn't notice.] Mrs. Cerviche: Speedy, this is so wonderful. [looks at Polly] I think you've got yourself a winner. [smiles, then is sincere.] Your father would've been proud. Speedy [smiles sadly]: Yeah, I think he would be too. [Mrs. Cerviche hugs her son again, as Polly's father comes over to the table.] Mr. Esther: So, how are my daughter and son-in-law doing? Polly: Just fine, Daddy. Speedy [uneasy]: Uhh... Hi, Mr. Esther. Mr. Esther [remembering something]: Oh. Speedy, I just remembered I wanted to tell you something. Speedy: Uh, sure. [to his mother.] Mom, I think I saw Scott sitting with Guru Lou over in the corner. Why don't you go talk to him? Mrs. Cerviche: Ok, Speedy. I'll let you talk to your new father-in-law. [She smiles at Mr. Esther, who smiles back. Mrs. Cerviche walks off to find Scott. Mr. Esther takes Speedy aside.] Speedy: What is it, sir? Mr. Esther: I just wanted you to know that I'm very grateful for how happy you've made my daughter. And if you do anything to hurt her, I will personally hunt you down and make you wish you were dead. [Speedy gulps.] Oh, one more thing. Call me John. Speedy [scared]: Ok... John. [Speedy returns to the table, as Carla's parents are talking to her and GB. The song ends and a new one, Find a Way to My Heart by Phil Collins, begins.] Carla's Mother [to Carla]: I always knew this boy was right for you, Carla. [looks at GB] So, when can we expect grandchildren? Carla [shocked]: Mom! Carla's Father: Calm down, Carla. You know you're mother and I have always wanted lots of grandchildren. GB [to Carla's father, grinning]: Well sir, I can't promise anything, but I certainly plan try my hardest. [The four crows laugh at GB's remark.] Polly: So, what did Dad want? Speedy [still uneasy]: Uh, just a little guy talk. Polly: Are you ok? You seem nervous. Speedy: Yeah, I'm fine. [As the melody of the song starts.] Maybe some dancing would help. Polly [grinning]: Is that an invitation? Speedy [same]: Is that a yes? [The two rise and walk out to the dance floor. They begin to dance, as everbody looks on. They dance for a few minutes, and then kiss. The scene fades to the end of the reception. As Polly throws the bouquet, the screen fades to black and the credits roll up.] Executive Producers: Guido Cerviche, Anthony LoGatto, & Maverick Director: Guido Cerviche Screen Writers: Guido Cerviche & Anthony LoGatto Music Advisors: Anthony LoGatto & Tony Montana [Eventually the song dies down and we are at the hallway at the resort in Prisoner Island. We then see Groucho Quax walking down the hall singing "Lydia The Tatto Lady" as he passes near Speedy and Polly's room. He then stops as he hears Polly's "screams of joy". He decides to eavesdrop. He then hears...] Polly (faintly on the other side of the door): Oh Speedy.... Oh! Groucho (miffed): Oh the old "Jenna Jameson Shindig" on my ear, eh? Well I'll show them a thing or two. Hmph, Jenna Jameson Shindig. [puts cigar in his mouth as he knocks on their door. He then bursts in.] Now listen here you two, I wanna know... [then notices its Speedy and Polly kissing.] uh. Well if the two of you are busy, I'll return later. [starts to leave] Speedy [reconizes him]: Hey Groucho, I thought you and your brothers were at the beach having fun? Groucho: We are. I was just taking my afternoon stroll around the place to my room, when I heard your girlfriend's screams of joy. Polly (as-matter-of-factly): Actually, we're beyond that now. Groucho: Why's that? Polly: We're married. [shows Groucho her ring] Groucho [looks at the diamond ring to make sure it's not cheap] [to Speedy]: Well Speedy, you got a gander of a rock there. Speedy: Why thank you. Groucho: I also got your wife a present. [hands the box to Polly. She opens it, and sees a coustume that looks a lot like Dee Dee's except that it's black, black boots {that go up to the knees}, black elbow-length gloves, a leather whip, and it has a black leather policeman's hat and spiked collar.] My wife was trying to get rid of that uniform for months. Polly (a little perplexed): It looks nice. It would be great when we're in bed. (slyly) Right Speedy? Speedy (slyly): Right. Groucho: [noticing another present, a chest, and points to it] Well, looks like you got yourselves a maginficent... [points to Polly's... chest] No, this magnificent, sorry [points to the box again] this magnificent chest that must've cost a thousand bucks. Polly: Right. Can I also tell you one more thing? Groucho: Well, anything you s... [gets cut off as Polly grabs him by his necktie.] Polly (angry): Don't you ever interuppt Speedy and me while we are in the lab! Understood?! Groucho [trying to brethe]: I promise. Now let me go please. [Polly lets him go to catch his breath.] Well, I hope we might see each other again. Ta-ta. [leaves room, leaving Polly and Speedy alone.] Speedy: Now where were we? [starts to passionately kiss Polly, then notices the audience watching.] Sorry folks, the Parent's Television Council will kick our butts for this scene. [pulls down black screen and we hear him and Polly kissing. The credits continue to roll.] Guest Voices (In Order of Appearance) Julie Mizuno: Susan Roman Will Smith: Himself The Quax Brothers: Anthony LoGatto Don "Fat Bunny" Costanza: Ted Lewis Elliot Durly: John Mahoney Roland Crow: Jake Busey Snake: Jake "The Snake" Roberts Vulture: Mark "The Undertaker" Calloway Mr. Esther: Patrick Stewart Jigglypuff Doll: Rachael Lillis Mrs. Cerviche: Estelle Harris Carla's Mother: Jessica Wilder Carla's Father: Alan Wilder Copyright 2000, A.R.G.