"CWF!" By: Meowsma -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a WWF and somewhat of a WCW spoof. If you are not familiar with wrestling you probably won't understand a single thing and you live a pretty boring life. Heh heh just joking. It's still pretty good. Read on! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Today the CWF has come to Little Tokyo. CWF stands for Championship Wrestling Federation, original, huh? But they're here for a different reason though... Speedy:(holding a flyer) Wow, the CWF is coming to town and they're looking for new wrestlers! (looks excited) Guido: Let me see.(takes it from Speedy) Hey, it starts tomorrow. Do you think Francine will let us go to the tryouts? Speedy: Maybe. You ask? Guido: No way. You... Fran: You both aren't going. Speedy & Guido:(eyes widen) Why not?? Fran: I don't want you guys getting hurt. Who's gonna replace you both if you get injured. Guido: It's fake though. Speedy: Yeah, you can call the B-team to replace us. Polly: C'mon it'll be fun, Fran...(Speedy & Guido gave each other high-fives) besides I want to see these guys get the stuffing beat out of them, and get it settled in their thick-skulls that wrestling is stupid. Speedy: And to think you were normal for a second!(Polly then smacks him with her frying pan) Guido: Ouch.(snaps his fingers) Hey, Polly why don't you join! Speedy:(feeling to see if his teeth were still there) Yeah, you're definitely strong enough. Fran: Yeah, you would do good Polly. Polly:(looks like she's thinking) Hmmmmm.... I guess. But what about the shop tomorrow? Fran: Don't worry I'll call the B-team. Speedy: They'll probably go too. Why don't you come Fran? Besides we probably won't get much business because of CWF. Fran:(looks like she's thinking) Yeah, probably. Ok, you got me I'll go. Speedy & Guido: Whoo-hooo we're going! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Let's see how the Big Cheese is taking this... BC: Oh boy, the CWF is coming to town! I can't wait. N: It's already in town. BC: Really?(looks at Jerry and he nods) Oh. Jerry: They're having tryouts for new wrestlers tomorrow. Personally I think wrestling is stupid now. It was good back when "Bulk" Logan and Handy "Cacho Dude" Average were wrestling. Now you got Double E and The Pebble, and it all goes down hill. BC: Oh, what do you know! I'm going to join tomorrow! Hey, you can be my tag-team partner. Yeah, we will be such a good team! Jerry:(sees himself getting injured while BC just screams and yells) Uh, count me out. Ask Bad Bird, but don't get me involved. BC: Fine, I'll ask Bad Bird. Bad Bird! BB:(drops down fromte attic) Yes, your evilness. BC: I want you to be my tag-team partner. BB: Uh..oh the CWF thing. Usually they pair you up with different people and stuff. BC: Oh. Oh, well. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: The next day our heros went to the CWF and came out with great results. They all got a little folder telling them their role in tonight's RAW THUNDER. At the parlor... Polly: Wow how conveint. We all got accepted.(opened her folder) Fran: I hope they didn't give me a wrestling part.(crosses her fingers and opens her folder) Guido: Maybe I got a ladies' man part.(has a big smile and opens his folder) Speedy: How are your's gang? Polly: I got the role of Koria. Fran: Oh, good I didn't get a wrestling part. Instead I get to be a manager for Koria. Polly: Thats cool. What's your role's name? Fran: The Cat. How 'bout you Guido? Guido: I got the part I wanted! My role is Cal Fenis, the ladies' man. Polly, Guido, & Fran: What about you, Speedy?(all look at Speedy) Speedy:Hmmm..(opens the folder) I got the role of the Pebble. Guido: Ha ha ha ha, very funny. Let me see this.(reads it) Well, I'll be darned, you weren't joking. (then the B-team came in) Hey, guys. Speedy: Did you guys go to the tryouts? GC: Sure did. How'd you guys fare? Fran: I'm the Cat, Polly is Koria, Guido is Cal Fenis and Speedy is the Pebble. And you guys? GC: I'm Rikkishi, BatCat and Spritz are the Lardy Boyz and Meowsma is Cooker B.(Lucille then enters) Lucille: Hey guys. Guido: Did you go to the CWF tryouts?(she nods) What part did you get? Lucille: I'm supposed to be Cal Fenis' manager, as Mist Status. Guido: Ha, eat that Speedy!(Speedy groans in the background) Polly: I wonder what part the narrator got? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Thanks for asking. I got the announcer part, imagine that. Anyways, the Big Cheese and his goons got the same results... BC: Oh, boy I get to be Bert Vertex, the special-olympics bronze medalist. How'd you do guys? BB: Ha great I get to be Double E. This is going to rock. Jerry: I'm, ugh, Melvin Michaels. BC: Doesn't he do the Light to Defensers? Jerry: Yes. Did the Rude Noise go to the tryouts, Bad Bird? BB: Naw, they had to go back to ninja school. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Well, the writer ran out of SPC characters for the CWF, so the rest are unknown people. But you may be surprised later on though. Later that night at the arena. Mr. Kurner: Now you guys have been selected to represent the CWF, you all know your characters right?(they all nodded) Lets all put on a good show. N:(using Jim Ross' voice) Welcome ladys and gentlemen to tonight's RAW THUNDER, sponsored by someone stupid enough to pay lots of money to sponsor. The first match will be the Lardy Boys versing Smedge and Tristian for the CWF tag-team titles. Here come Pat and Kev Lardy(BatCat and Spritz doing the Hardy Boyz' entrance moves with the their music). Spritz: I forgot, was I Kev or Pat? BatCat: I think I was Pat and you were Kev. Oh, well. N: And here come the champions Smedge and Tristian. This ought to be a good match. Spritz: Uh, you go first Bat..er Pat. BatCat: Alright. Smedge: Ready to lose. Heh heh.(then spears Batcat) N: Oh my gosh he was broken in half. The carnage! BatCat: Ugh, that was some hit.(struggles to get up) Kev, did you get the number of that truck. Spritz: Tag me.(BatCat then tags Spritz, and Smedge tagged Tristian) BatCat:(still dizzy) Come on Kev. N: Kev gets Tristian in a tie up. Later tonight we're see what the Light to Defensers have to say about Koria's return to CWF. There's then a....oh wait a second Kev just hit Tristian with a DDT. Where was I? Oh, and there is a tri.. and Tristian hits Kev with a low blow. What a cheap shot! Whats this? Tristian is picking up Kev on his shoulders, while Smedge gets on the turnbuckle. Here goes Smedge, poor Kev getting hit with a tackle from that height can be devastating. Tristian then picks up Kev and does the Inhaler(Impaler). Oh, He covers up. 1-2 and Pat breaks up the count. If Kev wants to win this match he's gonna have to tag his brother. Tristian is going outside the ring along with Smedge. What are they thinking? Oh, Kev makes the tag to Pat! Oh, now I see Smedge and Tristian are going to disqualfy themselves in order to keep their titles. Here goes the Lardys over the ropes and they interupt Smedge and Tristian. Spritz: Hows your tailbone Pat? BatCat: Reminds me of my football days Kev. It hurts like CRAZY!!(they then throw Smedge into the ring) Ready for a Change of Destiny! N: Oh my, he did the Change of Destiny(Twist of Fate)! And Kev is on the turnbuckle and is ready to do his finisher! The Flamingopound Torpedo(Swanton Bomb)! And it connects! Kev goes for the pin! 1-2...What this Tristian hits Kev and Pat with a chair and the ref calls for the bell! The Lardys win by disqualification but unfortunatly don't get the titles. Lets go to the back and check on the Light to Defensers. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jerry: Okay tonight we're going to finish Koria and her little friend the Cat. Vi: Oh yeah, lets go I can't wait to finish off that Koria for embarrassing me. I'm going to send her to Prisoner's Island!! Jerry:(whispers to Vi) We're on RAW THUNDER. Stick to the script. Vi: He he, oops. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Here comes Koria and the Cat longing from Little Tokyo.(Polly and Francine then walk to the ring with Chyna's music) Can they to fend off Light to Defensers for another night? And here comes the Light to Defensers from the Palace. (Jerry and Princess Vi come out with ten ninja crows) Jerry: Stop the music. We(pointing to Polly and Fran) are through with your filthy uh..(then looks at Polly and Fran, and sees they were wearing normal clothes) uh... Fran: Spit it out! Jerry:...scum? Get them boys.(the crows went after them) Fran: Ah!(ran behind Polly) You can handle them, right? Polly: Yeah sure.(beats them all to a pulp) Come on Melvin, you and your little friend. N: Now the tides have turned. What will Melvin do?(He runs to the back) He's running away! Polly: Oh no you don't!(she then runs after Melvin) N: So that leaves on Jade(Vi) and the Cat. Fran:(then she remembers from a couple days ago) Oh yeah, you're the one that didn't pay your pizza order!!! N: Where did that come fro...oh, something not in the script. Gotcha. Vi: Oh yeah and I'll do it again too!(sticks out her tongue) Fran:(looks furious) Wait till I get my hands on you!(she then runs after Jade) Vi:(looks scared) I didn't know you'll go crazy!(runs to the back) N: O..k that was unusally for this here announcer. Lets just get to the next match. (Booker T's music then plays and Meowsma comes out and does his cool head roll thing) Here's the first contestant, coming from the southern suburbs of Little Tokyo, Cooker B! And his opponent(Val Venis' old music plays) Cal Fenis, along with Mist Status. Meowsma:(does his head roll thing and whispers to Guido) Hey do you remember who is supposed to win? Guido:(whispers back) I don't know, I'll ask Lucille. Lucille do you remember who is supposed to win? Lucille: Its you Guido. Guido: Got it Meowsma. Meowsma:(shrugs and then tackles Guido) N: And after waiting for a while they finally fight with Cooker B getting the first hit! Guido: Ow you mangy cat. This is fake not real! Meowsma: You listened to the wrong people then.(then steps on Guido's tail) Guido:YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! The heck, thats it!(gets up kicks Meowsma in the gut and then does a powerbomb) Meowsma: Note to self, never step on Guido's tail, pick up bread and milk at gas station and.... Guido:(Then does the Lionsault onto Meowsma) Shut up! Meowsma:(jumps up and kicks Guido square in the head) Ready to go Cook End! (does the move) Yes!(covers Guido. then Lucillegets up and talks to the ref to distract him) Huh?(looks and sees Lucille) Hey you back off!(turns around to Guido and gets a DDT) Ugh! N: Now Guido is climbing the turnbuckle. He's getting ready to do the Shotgun(Moneyshot). It connects! 1-2-3 and the bell rings. Cal Fenis is the winner! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BC: Is my robot ready? BB: Yes sir, it should be ready to cream Speedy once and for all!(they both laugh evily) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: The next match is the main event for tonight! A triple threat between The Pebble, Bert Vertex and Double E. Here comes the Pebble now! A young superstar from the upbeats of Little Tokyo! The second challenger is the special-olympics bronze medalist, Bert Vertex! And last but not least, Extreme Epidermic or also called Double E. Speedy:(does the Rock's taunt) Just bring it! BC: Here I want to make this an even fight. Double E, summon Hot Boulder! BB: Yeah, here he comes.(a big robot that looks like Stone Cold) N: Whats this? This isn't fair. Mr. Kurner: The heck are you doing, this isn't in the... BC: Shut up!(the robot then shoots a blast at Mr. Kurner and knocks him out) Now for you. Speedy: Heh heh... GC: Don't worry little buddy your fellow Tomoan is here. Speedy: Rikkishi! BC: Get both the Pebble and Rikkishi!! N: Now at least the odds seem even. If that makes any sense.(the robot then tried to smash the General but missed and was sittin at the bottom of the turnbuckle) You know what this means! Speedy & General Catton: Skunk Face!! N: Oh that is disgusting. I can't watch! Well, maybe just a.... man that is nasty.(then the robot blew up) Wow, who would have ever thought that would happen? Mr. Kurner: Security! Get that Fox and Crow NOW! Speedy: Yeah, time for the pose!(Speedy & GC posed) Both: Tadah! Mr. Kurner: Now I need to have a talk with you all. Speedy: Why what did we do? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Due to having the show have a wannabe G-rating, we see what happened the next day at the parlor... Speedy: He didn't have to use all thos... Polly: mean adjetives and fo.. Fran: Ok, well I didn't like the way this show turned out. Guido: Yeah those were the corniest names I ever heard. I don't think I would want my show after a show like this. Speedy: (Leaning over the counter) I never want to see another wrestling show ever again. Polly: I wonder if anyone gained anything out of this. N: I did. Guido:(shook his head) N: If this series ever goes down the drain, then I'll have something to back me up. Polly: Like life insurance. N: Exactly. Fran: I thought I would see Bucky there. Oh, well. Guido: You still like that guy?!? Fran: Yeah so. N: Ok I can see where this is going. I better end this quickly! Fran: Wait I'm... N: Until next time... SPC: Samurai Pizza Cats! THE END