"Tough Love" By: Meowsma ----------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Today is Valentine's Day in Little Tokyo. Yes, even animals feel the need to reach out and love someone. Everyone is finished putting up their little boxes outside their doors, hoping to get a Valentine card. Even our heroes are doing the same thing. Speedy: Hey, I'm taking my break now!(smiles & looks down at his card for Lucille) Guido: Oh no you don't! I'm gonna get there first!(runs over Speedy) Speedy: Grrrr...(runs after Guido) Polly:(looks mad) What do those guys see in Lucille? Fran: I see a little jealousy. Polly:(blushes, yet still mad) What!?! Yeah, right! I'd rather go out with a ninja crow then go out with those guys! Fran: I'd hold you to that one. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Guido:(looks back w/ an evil grin) Heh heh, I think I lost him.(keeps going) ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speedy: Here you are Lucille.(hands her his card) The first guy in Little Tokyo to give you a Valentine card. Lucille: Thank you, but.... Guido:(looks surprised) Huh? How'd you get here first Speedy !?! Speedy: Took a shortcut. Lucille: Excuse me! Speedy & Guido: Sorry! Lucille: Ahem, anyways you guys aren't the first to bring me cards. Guido:(hears a rumbling noise) You hear that Speedy? Speedy: Yeah, it sounds like it's coming from Lucille's door.(they took out their swords) Lucille: You guys don't have to. Guido: Don't worry Lucille,(winks at her) we'll find out who's in there. (Guido opened the door, only to be flooded by cards) Speedy: Whoa, talk about paper-cut hazards.(puts his sword away) Come on, Guido lets go back to work. Guido: Okay. See you later Lucille. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Polly: How'd it go guys? Speedy: Must've been a zillion cards inside her house alone. N: Remember, our hero can't count and the writer can't spell for diddly-squat. Speedy: I heard that! Guido: Go ahead rub it in. Polly: No way! I'm not gonna say anything else about the writer and it's not Speedy's fault for... Guido: I meant about Lucille. Polly: Hey, you win some, you lose some. Now take these orders.(Speedy & Guido left with the orders) Fran: I'm proud of you Polly. You could have made fun of them, but you didn't. Polly: Aww, thanks. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- BC: Are the party cards ready? Jerry: Yeah, Cheesy. But why are we doing this again? BC: We're trying to get the people out of their houses so we can rob them of their stuff and then sell it to them at high prices. Send the ninja crows. Ah hahahahaha, sometimes I crack myself sideways! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- N: At the end of the day...... Speedy: The most exciting part of Valentine's Day.(looks excited) Opening the cards. Guido: Hey, Ruby gave me one! Fran: Awww, Bucky gave me one. Speedy & Guido: Wow, we got one from Dee-dee!! Polly: Hahahaha, I gave you guys that one. Speedy & Guido: Hey!! Fran: I don't know exactly who this Dee-dee person is, but don't kill each other. I just got new carpet last week. Speedy: Did you get it for a super low cost?(smiling) Fran: Actually, yes I.... hey you trying to say I'm cheap!?! Speedy: See it as you wish. Fran: Anyways, did anyone get an invitation to Big Cheese's party? Speedy: I did. Guido: Me too. Polly:(with excitement turned her box upside down, only to find nothing) I didn't. Fran: Didn't you get anything? Polly:(looking sad) Not even a single thing. Speedy: Maybe people ran out of cards. Polly: Oh, thanks thats really encouraging. Didn't you guys get anything for me? I got you those gift cards for any store in Little Tokyo.(the other cats looked in their bags and saw this was true) Fran: Uhhh.... Speedy: Ummmm.... Guido: Duuuhhhh..... All except Polly: We got to go upstairs for a quick second!(they ran up stairs) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Guido: Man I feel awful. Speedy: Yeah, Fran where are the crayons and paper. Guido & Fran: SPEEDY!! Speedy: Heh heh, sorry. Fran: I got it! We can give her all the money that we got today. Guido & Speedy: Good idea!(they went back downstairs) Fran: Here we wanted to give you the money that we earned today.(polly looked at it, pushed it away and went out the door crying) Awww, poor Polly. Speedy: Well, lets just go to the party. Guido: There's nothing else we can do. Lets just call the Rescue Team and call it a night. Fran: Yeah, you're right.(dials their number) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- GC: Hello? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Fran: Can you guys watch our back? We're going to a party. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- GC: Sure, you kids go have fun.(turns off the monitor) Okay boys we got work to do. Meowsma you can have the night off to spend with your wife. Meowsma: I'm not married. Spritz: Huh, I thought you were? Well, thats what Speedy said. Meowsma: That was just an excuse because Guido thought I was gay. BatCat: Why are you denying that you're married? Meowsma: If I were married, I would have the name of the girl in my mind. But I don't because I'm not married and I'm going on this darn mission! Spritz: That didn't sound right. Meowsma: I know. But we have to maintain a G-rating. GC: Are we done? B-team: Yes, sir. GC: Lets go! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- N: That night we find Polly, lying on the rooftop of the pizza parlor... Polly:(staring at the sky) Man, this is boring. Maybe I shouldn't have stormed off. But why doesn't people like me? I know robot and ninja crows don't like me because of my $10 manicure. I have been a little rough on Speedy and Guido lately too.(she takes out her flute and plays the Pointless Sisters theme) NC#1: Are you crows done with that house? NC#5 & #8: Yeah. NC#6: Hey, that cat looks familiar. NC#1: Yeah, she does. Hmph oh well lets keep moving. Polly:(stopped playing and got near the end of the roof) Are those ninja crows? What are they doing? Gasp, they're steal!(she jumped off and went into the parlor) Awww, darn it I can't change in the cannon, I'll just have to change in the locker room.(When see was done, she jumped on the counter in the lobby) I'll just wait for the prey.(sure enough they came in and turned on the lights and saw Polly) NC#4: Oh no its Polly Esther!! NC#9: I'm getting out of here! NC#1: Stay and fight! Polly: Are you big strong birds afraid of me?(winks at them) NC#1: Don't let her fool you crows.(looks back sees them all hypnotized) Oh, great! Polly: So you guys think you can out smart the citizens of Little Tokyo, huh? Well, not when I'm on watch! Time for your Valentine claws from the master of passion paws.(waves her paw in a motion directing to her and when they got closer she scratched them) Oh, one more left? NC#1: Oh no stay away from me!! You..you witch!! Polly: Oh and here I was about to let you go. Now you'll see why people call my nails the $10 manicure.(she claws him up pretty badly) Time to see what your boss is up to. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ N: A few minutes before the last scene... Speedy: Wow, this is some party. Guido: Yeah, and thats a pretty big punch bowl too. (Behind the punch bowl) BC: Jerry did you spike the punch yet? Jerry: Yes, but are you sure that you wanted to use that word. That type of language can boost us up to a PG-rating. BC: Oh shut up. Ok, everyone time to drink the punch. Fran: I don't think I'm gonna have any. Guido: Why not? It's just normal punch. Fran: Yeah but don't people spike that stuff though to get them... Speedy:(already drunk some) DIZZY!! Guido: It doesn't get you..... Speedy: DIZZY!! Fran:(slaps Speedy) You stupid cat you weren't...(realizes that she left Guido alone. in slowmotion with the usually deep voice effect) N..O..Gu..ido!! NO!! N: E-gad!! Too late, Guido already drunk some, and is very... Speedy: DIZZY!! N: Oh, boy. Lets check back on Polly, now. Polly: I hope I'm not too late.(turns the corner and runs into GC or otherwise bounces off him) Ouff, what was... oh hey General. What are you doing here? GC: Fran told us to come watch Little Tokyo for you guys. But why aren't you at the party? Polly: I... I wasn't invited.(looks down) GC: It's ok. Hey, thats what happen to me and the boys. Polly: Yeah, really?(looks up again) Meowsma:(walks into the scene) Yeah, we know what you feel like. Polly: Why aren't you home with your wife? Meowsma: Great, not this question again. Listen that was an excuse so people won't think I'm gay. Polly: We know you're not gay. Meowsma: Everyone but Guido. BatCat: Not this subject again! Spritz: Can we please get on with the storyline! Polly: Follow me boys,(in a country accent) We're gonna hunt us a bega rat tanight! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- BC: Has everyone drank the punch. Jerry: All except that cute little cat over there trying to get away. BC: Well, stop her then!!(several crows then nab Francine) Well, well if it isn't Francine. Don't like Fruit Punch, huh? ?????: You let her go now!(throws some heart bombs at the ninja crow holding Francine) And besides she only likes Kool-Aid!(reveals herself) I'm Polly Esther, and you're ruining one of the best holidays of the year. BatCat: Theres more then one way to skin a rat!(turns his lights onto the enemies blinding them) Meowsma: Are you ready to run to the hills, 'cause I'm ready to drill! (his drills then spinned) Spritz: Hit the deck, because I'm gonna wreck!(breaks through one of the doors) GC: 'Nuff said 'cause we're.... B-team: THE RESCUE TEAM!! Polly: Wow, those are some nifty lines.(Fran, then ran behind GC) You okay Francine? Fran: Yeah, but look at Speedy and Guido, I think they're... Meowsma: DIZZY! Fran: What the...not you too. Meowsma: Sorry, I just couldn't resist saying it. Fran: Why can't you people say they're d... GC: Dizzy! Fran:(very mad) WHATEVER! Polly just finish the job so we can leave! Polly: Yeah!(does the sequence) Hey Big Cheese here's my heart to you!(then unleahes the technique and BC goes flying away) Ha, time for the pose. All: Tadah! GC: We better get these... BatCat: Dizzy... GC:...people back home. Fran:(still mad) Whats wrong with saying they're..... Speedy: DIZZY!(then he falls to the ground and everyone laughs) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- N: The next day, that 'Dizzy' affect was still on our Speedy and Guido, so Fran called in BatCat and Meowsma to help out. BatCat: So those guys are still 'dizzy'? Polly:(cleaning some plates) Yup, still are. Thing that stinks is that I never got anything for Valentine's day. Meowsma and BatCat: Actually we did, look behind you.(polly turned around and saw Fran rolling out a big cake that said 'Happy Valentine's Day Polly') Polly: I..I..I don't know what to say.(then Speedy and Guido jumped out from the top of the cake) Oh, my. Speedy: Happy... Guido: Valentine's... Both: Day. Polly:(gave them both a hug) Awww, thanks you guys. N: And that proves the fact that 'Good things happen to those who wait'. I bet you wonder what 'dizzy' means? Well, to keep a wannabe G-rated show you're going to have to guess. C'mon its not that hard really. Until next time, where you can find more wannabe G-rated excitement. THE END