"Square-Off" By: Meowsma N: It's been quiet in Little Tokyo for a long time, again. Probably because the ratings. Anyways the cats are doing what they do best... well, what they do other then fighting crime at least. Fran: Speedy!(looking around and holding a pizza carrier thing) Speedy: Whats up?(coming from the lavatory) Fran: There you are.(then whispers) Did you wash your hands? Speedy:(whipers back) Of course.(then back to normal) Where does this go? Fran: This is an order for Professor Olhm. Remember him?(Speedy nods) Hurry back,then. Speedy:(shrugs) Where's Guido? Fran: He called in sick today.(Speedy then zooms out the door) Polly: So you didn't tell, Speedy, huh? Fran: I didn't want to break his lil' heart.(makes a little heart with her hands) Polly: Big deal. But I thought Guido used his day off already this year. Fran: When I checked the schedule, it showed that he hasn't used it yet. Speedy is gonna be upset that Guido used his day-off to spend with Lucille. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Meanwhile, Guido and Lucille were walking through a park.. Guido: Its such a beautiful day! I defintely needed a day-off today. Lucille: Are you sure Speedy, wouldn't get upset that you took his credit card? Guido:(holding and looking at it) He wouldn't care, me and him are best friends. Besides he owes me one.(has an evil grin) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: At the parlor.... Speedy:(standing on the counter and yelling at the top of his lungs) WHERE's MY CREDIT CARD!?! (Polly and Francine then grabbed his tail and dragged him to the back) Fran:(looks upset) Speedy! What were you thinking!?! That could ruin our relationships with the customers. Speedy: I can't find my credit card and its almost all used up. If someone uses it, I could get sent to jail!!(looks sad) And I heard people in jail are... Polly:(covers his mouth) Hush, we'll find it. Francine can you manage the shop for a little, while I find this kitten's lost credit card? Fran: Just be back before lunch. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Wow, thats some restaurant Guido. Guido: Its even better because I won't have to pay. N: Who needs enemies with friends like you. Guido: I'll take that as a compliment. N: Okay that was weird, now back to Polly and Speedy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speedy:(walking and looking-down the streets) Man where can it be? Polly: I have an idea. Why not call the credit card company and track it down or even cancel the card. Speedy: But that'll be the fif...er, lets keep looking. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guido: How long does it take that girl 'with the nuclear hair-do' anyways? Lucille: I'm sorry. There was a long line. Waiter: What will be your selection for tonight? Guido: You go first, my treat. Lucille: I'm not that hungry, so I'll start with a Bloomin' onion apetizer, then some baby-back ribs, then a large bowl of Clam Chowder...(Guido looks at the menu now and is amazed) N: After about the twentheth item, she's finally through. Guido: Dang woman! Waiter: And you sir? Guido:(picks up water and drinks it all) Heh heh just some more water please. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speedy: I'm gonna beat the living kitty-litter out of whoever took my card! Polly: Hmmmm...if I was Guido, where would I be? Speedy: What!?! I thought he was at home, sick! Okay, is there something I should be informed of Ms. Esther!!! Polly: You see, heh heh, he took the day off to spend with Lucille. Speedy: Does he have my card though!?! Polly: That I don't know. Hey is that Guido over there?(pointed over to Guido going to work) Speedy: Yeah thats him alright!(runs over to Guido) Ok you where's my card!?! Guido: The heck are you talking about!?! Speedy: Don't play stupid!(got up in his face) Guido: If you don't get outta my face, I'm gonna whack you with my parasol! Listen I don't know about your credit card. Speedy: Sorry, but Fran and Polly told me you took off today, and I thought you had my card. Guido: Hmmmm an impersonater. Polly:(just got there) Guido! Whats this? Guido: You know I come to work late. Polly: So theres an imposter running around. Speedy:(looking unimpressed) Thanks for stating the obvious. Polly: Well, lets split up. Guido: Actually, I know where the imposter would be especially with Speedy's credit card! Speedy & Polly: Where? Guido: The most expensive restaurant in town! Speedy: AHH! We better hurry! Polly: Why Speedy? Speedy: Don't you remember how much she eats? Even when she's not all that hungry!(they all had a scared look on their face) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Still at the restaurant... Lucille: Mmmmm, thanks for taking me out Guido. Guido:(still has a stunned look on his face) Dang. Lucille: What? I thought you remembered.(Guido still stares at her) I..I can't stand people starring!(then her rockets fire out) Guido:(looking all burnt up) Ouch. Guido: Yeah, thats exactly what you'll be saying when we're done with you! Polly: Paytime's over imposter! Speedy: We're the... SPC: Samurai Pizza Cats! Guido:(then reveals himself) Ha how do you like that kitties! Play time's over!(presses a button, then a big robot comes from underground) Guido: Bad Bird you're making me mad!(takes out his parasol) BB: Ha, taste your own medicine!(the robot then takes out a parasol) Guido: Grrrr...time to burn baby burn!(the parasol then emitted a strong ray at the robot) BB: He can do the same too!(ditto for the robot) Speedy: Hey, Polly I thnik this is the time we describe what the robot looks like. Polly:(looks at her watch) Yeah its about that time. I think the robot looks alot like.. Together: GUIDO!!! Guido:(turns around) What!?!(he was then hit with the beam) Ugh! Polly: Oops. BB: One down two to go. Go ahead Guido-look a-like, use the Flaming Sword Crusher! Speedy: Whoa, we better get outta here before we have a SPLITTING headache! (Speedy and Polly dodged the attack) Whew, that was a close one. Guido:(gets up) Let me show you how its done Bad Bird.(does the Flaming Sword Crusher on the Guido-look-a-like) BB: No! Guido: Time for the pose!(Speedy & Polly then surrounded Guido) SPC: Tadah! BB: Not yet I'm not through! Not yet! Guido: Give it up, bird! BB:(takes out his sword) Molly come out! Speedy: Teyandee! Polly:(w/ a surprised look) The heck does that mean? Speedy: I think it means 'back off'. Sounded cool, huh? Guido: We'll talk about your Japanese class later. Now we got to worry about Molly and Bad Bird. Speedy: Not that mutt again! Molly: Heh heh, miss me?(has an evil grin) Polly: Speedy, you take care of Bad Bird, as me and Guido take on Molly.(Speedy nodded) BB: Ha, Speedy gonna let a girl run your life! Speedy: Shut up!(charges at BB, with Binky in hand) Molly: Think you both can handle me? Guido:(takes out a pole) Here doggie, time to go out! Molly: Roof, roof!(takes a leak on the pole and it blows up) Polly: Good job Guido. Guido: Sometimes I even amaze myself.(put his hand on his helmet. him and Polly then sit next to Lucille and eat some of the food) Lucille: Where's Speedy? Polly:(eating with food in her mouth) Muff..is..muff.. Lucille: Huh? Guido: Excuse her table manners, she's still learning table manners in kittygarten(Polly then hits his head with her glass plate). Stupid little... N: Sorry, for the interuption,but we have to cut to a commercial. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Back to the program... Polly: Guido! Guido: It's true! Polly:(looks away from Guido) Anyways Lucille, Speedy's fighting Bad Bird. Lucille: Oh, ok. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BB: Ready for this!(throws a grenade at Speedy) Speedy: Whoa!(dodges it) Thats not fair you can fly! Hey, wait a sec!(pushes a button on the side of his armor and then his jetpack came out) BB:(eyes widen) Where'd you learn that trick! Speedy: From my cousin in Japan!(then that scene from the KNT intro comes up) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Polly:(looked out the window) Hey, guys look at this. I didn't know Speedy had a jetpack. N: Indeed they didn't know. This should boost ratings for a while. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speedy:(up close next to bad bird with their swords clashing) Grrr, you know you should learn when to give up your evil ways! BB: Never, I must surpass my father! Speedy:(confused) Big Cheese? BB: No, you don't know him. Speedy: Oh, okay.(they then broke away) Speedy: Time to end this episode!(does the sequence) Ready to say hi to the Colonel! BB: The heck... oh that colonel. Speedy: KFC!(unleashes the move and it knock BB out of the picture) Whew, finally.(then his batteries for the jetpack failed) Ahhhhhhhhh!(hit the ground) Polly: Must be one person I know that has a crash like that.(they run out the door) Guido:(helps Speedy stand up) You ok buddy?(he nodded) Polly: Thats good. So we can finally go home. Guido: Um actually we have to be at work.(points at his watch) It's twelve. Speedy & Polly: Fran's gonna have our tails! N: And so the Pizza Cats return to the parlor to be scolded by Francine, and grounded. Meaning they have to work, even after work hours. And thats the end of the... SPC: Nyanki! N: Whatever. THE END Polly: Wait a second! How did Bad Bird get your credit card in the first place!(Speedy & Guido had puzzled looks on their faces) Speedy: Whoa I never thought about it. Guido: Well, we got another show and another paycheck out of it. It doesn't matter to me. Polly: Thats a good point.(closes her eyes and smiles) Speedy: Yeah but... Polly & Guido: Forget it Speedy!