"Lets All go to the Mall!" By: Meowsma (W)-Whispering (EW)-Eyes Widen (LS)-Looks Scared &-And N:-Narrator BC:-Big Cheese BB:-Bad Bird NC:-Ninja Crow ----------------------------:Different scene N: Once again another beautiful day in Little Tokyo. Lets go see how the Pizza Cats are doing. Hey Speedy, what are you looking at? Speedy: Oh an ad in the newspaper. Guido: What does it say? Speedy: Huh? Oh, its about a new mall being built in Little Tokyo! Look.(looks excited) Guido: Wow! Its says its even bigger than the one in Minnesota. N: Mall of America? Guido: Yeah. Speedy: Hey, lets sneak out its almost break time anyways. Guido:(EW & LS) Thats crazy!! Polly would have both our tails. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Well, as the guys settle it out. Lets see what Polly and Francine are up to. Polly: You know Fran those guys are a little tooo quiet today. I think they're planning something. Francine: Other than see Lucille, what could they plan? Speedy:(W) Come on Guido.(he walked slowly towards the door. Guido did the same) Guido:(W) I can't believe I'm doing this. I don't feel like getting with Polly's frying pan for the 5th time this month. Speedy:(W) It's ok. See look we're almost to the door... Polly:(w/ a mean look) And where do you both think you're going? Speedy & Guido:(turned to each other) RUN!!! Polly: Grrrr GET BACK HERE!!! Fran:(laid her hand on her Polly's shoulder) Its ok let them go. It'll just come out of their paychecks this month. (they both giggled and walked back to the counter) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- N: That was a one-in-a-million shot. Speedy: Whew tell me about it.(panting) Guido: Speedy which way to the mall? Speedy: Hmmm, let me look for the ad. Guido:(EW) WHAT!? We went through all that trouble for nothing! Speedy: Uh-oh.(looking frantically) Guido:(unimpressed) What do you mean 'uh-oh'? N: Let me guess, you probably left it where the girls could find it. (Speedy nodded his head slowly & gulped) Guido: Great. Well, it shouldn't be to hard to find a mall bigger than Mall of America. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Thats a good way of looking at it. Back at the parlor.... Polly: I wonder why they were in such a hurry. Fran: Hmmm...(she looked down & saw an ad on the counter) Polly look at this. This may be why they were in such a hurry. Polly: (she looked at the ad) So they're opening a new mall in Little Tokyo. Hey Francine lets go too. Fran: Well, it isn't too busy today......Okay. N: The girls closed up and left. Speedy & Guido finally found the mall. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Speedy:(EW & drooling) Its the most beautifulest thing I ever saw. Guido:(EW & drooling) Yeah, other than girls. (they both walked in) Speedy: Look at all the stores. Guido: Naw man look at all the chicks. Is it me or is that Luicille's Tea place. Speedy: Yup thats it alright. Lets go pay a visit. Speedy & Guido: Hey Lucille!! Lucille: Hi boys like my new place. Speedy & Guido: Yeah!! Lucille: Hehe isn't this mall cool? I haven't seen it all yet, do you both mind coming with me to see the rest. Speedy & Guido: Yeah!! Sure!! (Lucille put the out for lunch sign on her shop and left w/ Speedy & Guido) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- N: As for the girls.... Polly: Wow look at the sheer size of this place. Fran: This is the biggest mall I've ever seen. Even the food court is a quater size of the mall. But look at all the pizza shops though...(she said as she looked down & her ears lowered) Polly: Don't worry me and the guys won't leave you or buy any other pizzas other than yours. N: I wish I didn't have to say this but its in the script. If you can guess what I'm going to say next. Pat yourself on the back, because you're probably right. Polly look to the right of you(he whistles and acts like he is minding his own business). Polly: Huh?? (GASP!!) Grrrr, Francine look at them. Fran: Grrrr, go get 'em Polly. Polly: Right! (she then walks towards Speedy & Guido) Speedy:(looks to the right) Uh..uh Guido(taps him on the shoulder) look we better make a run for it. Guido: Why is there a group of ugly girls coming? Speedy: Worst!! Guido:(looks surprised) No... uh sorry Luicille uh we gotta go. Luicille: Why? (Guido pointed to the right) Polly: Wait till I get my hands on you guys, you both are so dead!! Guido & Speedy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Speedy: We were just taste testing, right Guido? Guido: Yeah thats it.(nods) Polly:(stopping right in front of them) Oh really?? Well taste some of this!!(she then clawed both of them) Fran: Thats what you get for leaving and giving business to someone's other brand of pizza. Enough about that though did anyone notice that most of the workers look like crows. Polly: Yeah they do.(then their little bells rang) N: You know what that means.(they all nodded & went back to headquaters) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- All: Whats up Big Al?? Al: Good to see you all here. Theres a new mall in Little Tokyo. Speedy: Thanks for stating the obvious, Al!(he said sarcastically) Al: Well, wasn't it suspicious that the workers looked like ninja crows. I need you to check it out. All: Right. N: Meanwhile across town.... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- BC: Oh this mall is such a success. Soon everyone will be there and then we can steal their money.(has an evil grin) I'm glad I thought of it! BB: Yeah whatever...er good idea Boss. The mall also has a special shield so it'll be hard for the Pizza Cats to get in. BC: Good, Jerry are the ninja crows ready. Jerry: Yes, Cheesy at your command. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Back at the palor... Fran: You guys ready to go? Speedy: Yeah lets get this show on the road! N: They all jump in their respective ovens. Don't ask me why its original though.(cannon raises) Fran: The Pizza Cats are off again. I do have a word of advice for today. Don't watch 'Little Nicky' it was the dumbest movie all of time.(while firing the cannon) Here we go, ka-boom, kaping, kapowie. Speedy: Yea, that was a dumb movie. I could have sat in my jacuzzi instead of watch Adam in another bad movie. Polly:(turns to Guido) Is it me or that mom and her son aren't in their normal spots today. Guido: They're probably at the mall. Speedy:(looked forward and points) Ahhhh, not the pole. All:(EW) AAAAHHH! N: Maybe you can buy some glasses for Fran at the mall guys since you're right there. Polly:(looking hurt) Yea whatever. NC#1: They're here Bad Bird. I'm shuting the shields.(big sheets of metal then covered the mall) Try and get pass this. Speedy: Grrr great just what we needed. I'll slice it with my sword.(runs up and tries but to no effect) Polly: Try the Eye Slash.(Speedy nods) Speedy: Yeah time for the can opener. Here we go!(unleashes the Eye Slash) BB: Nice try but its gonna take more then that. Ninja crows have you shut the HUGE PIPES underground? Well do it then. Polly:(snaped her fingers) Thats it! Guido: Yeah but what if theres water there. We may be great superheroes but not world class swimmers. We may need Spritz. Speedy: Right.(then he rang his little bell) Fran: Water trouble huh? I told those guys to take swimming lessons but noooo.(then calls Spritz) Spritz the Pizza Cats need you. Spritz: Whew hoooo!!! Finally another chance in the spotlight tell them I'll be right there. N: Spritz the guy always willing to lend a hand, flipper whatever. Spritz: Not really I just wanted to be on tv. The Pizza Delivery of Doom episode wasn't really what I wanted. N: Oh whatever just hurry up.(Spritz rushed to the mall) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speedy: Hey Spritz. Spritz: What do you guys need?? Guido: We need you to swim us through this mall's pipes. Spritz: Alrighty lets do it. N: And before you know there already inside the mall. Polly: huff-puff, that was a pretty long pipe. Speedy: Whew yea.(catching his breath) Thanks for your help Spritz. Spritz: Go get 'em guys. See ya.(he then dove back in to the pipe) Guido: Lets hurry.(they walked slowly around the corner) Speedy:(W) Look. It looks like the ninja crows are robbing the people. Polly:(W) Lets stop 'em. Guido:(W) Hold it. Look theres a whole bunch of them. They may be whimppy but they could overwhelm us. Polly:(W) In other words, tire us out. Speedy:(W) Hmmmm.... We could call on the Catatonic. Polly:(W) But then the citizens could get hurt. Guido:(W) Alright lets just go with the original plan then. Polly:(W) How bout this you guys go get Bad Bird, and I'll fight the ninja crows. Guido & Speedy:(W) Ok.(Speedy & Guido then sneaked around and went to find Bad Bird) Polly:(W) Ha, nothing can tire me out other than listneing to Adam Sandler sing.(she then walked out into the open) Hey guys pick on somebody else why don'tcha. NC#1: Hey its Polly Esther but where's the rest of 'em. NC#2: Who cares? When we finish her, then we're go after the rest of 'em. NC#3: Get her! Polly: Come and get it. (does the passion paws manuever) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Speedy: I hope Polly is doing ok. Guido: I feel more bad for the ninja crows then her. I bet she's doing just fine. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Polly: I sure hope they hurry up. I'm working up a sweat.(looks up) Bad Bird! BB: Where's Speedy and Guido? Polly: They went looking for you. BB: I got a surprise for you!(turns on a radio) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Speedy:(they then VERY loud scream) Huh, did you hear that, Guido!?!(looks around) Guido: It sounded like Polly. I wonder whats going on? N: You guys better hurry. Guido: Yeah.(they ran until they saw Polly) Speedy: Bad Bird! Awww, come on thats cruel. You know Polly hates Adam Sandler's singing. I should have thought of that first. Polly: Speedy! You picklehead!(covering her ears) Speedy: Ha ha, just kidding Polly. Guido: Give up Bad Bird! BB: Why I'm the one with half the population of Little Tokyo.(the cats looked surprised) Thats right!(opens the floor and reveals the Lucille and everyone else) Speedy & Guido: Lucille! BB: Hahaha. I have another surprise.(press a button on a remote) I bet you guys didn't know this place would be a robot. Speedy: Come on guys we better get out! Polly: What about the prisoners? Guido: Yeah we can't leave them! Speedy: We're figure it out when we get out! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: The robot grows to be as high as a 15 floored building! Speedy:(pulls down his visor) Hmmmm.. Polly: Whats the plan fearless leader?(she said sarcastically) Speedy: We're gonna need the Rescue Team.(lets go of his visor) Guido: Like I didn't see this come!(Speedy then rang his bell) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fran: Again, maybe Speedy should get a cell phone and do all this stuff himself. N: Well, at least you're shown in the episode. Fran:(calls BatCat) BatCat, Speedy and the gang need your help. BatCat: I'll be right there. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speedy: There you are. BatCat: What do you guys need? Speedy: We need you to let the prisoners go.(whispers to him) BatCat: Gotcha.(flies toward the robot) Polly: What did you tell him? Speedy: Oh, nothing. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BatCat:(opens the hatch underneath the mall robot and catches Lucille) I'll carry you to safety Speedy said so. Lucille: Thank you ...uh whats your name again? BatCat:(Thinking) Why can't people remember our names? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ BB:(looks mad) Grrrrr....no! I'll finish those Pizza Cats! (pushes a button and a laser come from the center of the robot) Speedy: Oh no you don't! Take this!(unleashes the Eye Slash) Dang, not again! BB:(pushes the button) Hahaha!(Speedy's sword then brighten) N: Just in the nick of time. Polly: The Supreme Catatonic!(The Ginzu Gooney Birds then save the cats from the beam) That was a close one. N: The cats then change into their Extra-Topping Armors. Speedy: Wait I know what happens next!(the Catatonic then sucks Polly & Guido in) I'm coming too! N: Speedy...(then Speedy rushes to it) Whoa he actually made. Speedy: Wow, this is what it looks like in here.(looks amazed) Polly: Wow you did make it. Guido: You're have a tour later Speedy, now about this robot. Speedy: Easy we're just do a stronger version of the Eye Slash and go home happy.(jumps to a floor panel) Now for the last time!(unleashes a stronger version of the Eye Slash) BB: Dang a power failure!(looks disappointed) Here we go again!(the robot blows up) Speedy: Time for the pose! All: Tadah! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speedy: Whew, what a tiring day. I don't think I ever want to another see mall ever again. Guido: Yea me neither. Fran: Good because you guys will be WORKING all day tommorow for sneaking out. While me and Polly go shopping tommorow. Polly: Oooo and guess what?? Tommorow is our busiest day. Speedy & Guido:(EW) Nooo..... Fran & Polly: FRIDAY!!! Polly: Especially at 6.(blows a kiss) Have fun. Speedy & Guido: UGH! N: With their head hung low, they know doubt learned their lessons. Always ask permission. What the heck what kind of lesson is that?? We definitely need new writers. THE END BC: Hey, what about us! N: Oh, I knew I forgot something. BC: Thats right!(explodes) Jerry: (coughing fromt the smoke) To think I was finally going to make it through an episode without this. BC: I feel much better.