"Extreme Opposites" By: Meowsma N: Welcome to Little Tokyo, home to the Samurai Pizza Cats. Lets see what they're up to... Fran: You know its been awhile since you've guys seen some action. Speedy: Yeah, it has. Maybe the next time we fight, maybe it'll be more original. Guido: All we do is beat up crows and destroy robots. Polly: It could be worst. Besides we needed to get right back to business anyways. Those fights have been stealing valuable business time. Fran: I agree with that. Here Speedy(handed Speedy a pizza) take this to Ruby.(Speedy went off) Polly:(whispered to Fran) Why didn't you send Guido? Fran:(whispered back) I think she still has her old boyfriend. Guido:(raises an eyebrow) What are you guys whispering about? Polly and Fran: Nothing!! Guido: Sure what ever.(looks away) N: Actually he did hear it. Fran:(phone rings) I got it. Hello? Oh, hi Lucille. Ok, one cheese pizza coming up bye. Hey, Guido, can you please take this to Lucille. This is perfect now that Speedy isn't around. Guido: Oh, ok.(leaves with the order) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BC: Jerry....Bad Bird....are my robots ready? Jerry: Yes, Cheesy. Do you think it'll work though? BC: Of course why didn't I think of it before. What do cats hate the most, Jerry? Jerry: I'm guessing dogs. BC: A guess like that could get you a million dollars. Now Bad Bird show me them. BB:(he unvealed the robots) Here we are. BC: Now there are two females and one male. I decied if I'm gonna to try to get the extreme opposite of the Pizza Cats I'm gonna do it the right way. Introducing the Gangsta Dogs! (points to a the green female dog) This Erica, she'll be the opposite of Guido. She knows all his battle manuevers and such. Thats why she carries a chain, to counter Guido's parasol. (points to a yellow male dog) This is the opposite of Polly, his name is Spike. He uses a violin to introduce himself. Jerry: Why a violin?(looks puzzeled) BC: Why does Polly carry a flute? Anyways, the last but not least,(points to a black female dog) Molly. She's just like a female dog version of Speedy and thats the Gangsta Dogs! We'll win for sure.(shows an evil grin) Jerry: What about the Rescue Team and the Catatonic? BC: Rude Noise can handle the B-team, and follow me. I'll show you the Gangsta Dogs' answer to the Catatonic.(entered the next room and turned on the lights) Tadah, the Dogjama. Jerry:(shakes his head) Such orginal names, he was better off ripping them off. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Back at the parlor..... Fran: Wow, another quiet day. I wonder how long it's going to last. Speedy: I have a feeling that its all going to end right before this next scene.(then their little bells rang) Al: Hello, Pizza Cats. I have some disturbing news for you. The Big Cheese is back and has some new robots. Speedy: Big deal... Guido: Hold on. Was that an 's' at the end of robots? Al: Yes, it was. Get over here quick. Speedy: Lets move it guys!(they jumped into their ovens and were on their way) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ?????: Is it ready? here they come. Shoot it!(a big stone then hit the cats out of the air) Polly: Nothing says in my contract that I can be hit by a big stone in the sky and get paid! ?????: Oh after we're through with you, you're gonna wish you had another job. Speedy: Who are these guys? Guido: I don't like the sound of this! ?????: Ready for the fight of your lives?(reveals herself) I'm Erica, and I'll make you look green! ?????:(plays a little note on his violin) Ha, I'm Spike, original yet satisfying.(gives a thumb-up) ?????: I'm Molly and we're the.... Erica, Spike & Molly: Gangsta Dogs!(then the cats get ready for their intro) Guido: I'm Guido Anchovy, tall and blue. This parasol is really asking to hurt you. Polly: I'm Polly Esther and we love to kiss rip-offs away!(blows a kiss) Speedy: I'm Speedy Cerviche, a heck of a fighter and I make a heck of a lunch! SPC: We're the Samurai Pizza Cats! Molly: Hey I know what these cats need.(takes out three balls of yarn and throws them at the cats.) Enjoy! N: The Pizza Cats as normal cats play with their little yarn ball. Seems cute but those yarn balls are bombs!(shows a little bomb in the balls, then it explodes) Molly:(laughing then says) You guys are such pushovers!(laughs more) Speedy: Grrrr... Guido stick it to 'em. Guido: Yeah you got it!(takes out a big pole) Here doggies, come and get it!(the Gangsta Dogs ran over and leaked on it) Polly: Ha ha ha ha ha, now this is entertaining!(the cats then laughed more) Spike: Ohh they make me mad now! Take some notes guys!(plays his violin and big musical note came out and chased Polly) Erica: Hey, Guido ready for a chain!(catches Guido and tightens the chain) Guido: Ugh, huff grrr...(suffercating from the tightness) Polly:(running dodging the big musical note) Ahhh! Man thats a big note! Speedy: Polly! Guido!(turned toward Molly) You dogs are going to pay dearly!(Speedy and Molly then got into a sword fight) Molly: I'll be able to match you anyday, Speedy! Heh heh heh. Speedy: Rip this off then!(backs off and does everyone's favorite sequence) Have this from a Cat's Eye Slash view!!(unleashes it) Molly:(dodges it) Nice light show! Take this!(does a dog's bone shape cats' eye slash and it knocks out Speedy to the palace wall) Polly & Guido: Speedy!! Polly:(she dodged the musical note and cut Guido's chain) Time to break your heart!(she then unleashes the Heart Break Attack on Spike) Spike: It'll take more then that kitty!(jumps out of the way) Try my musical note, the Violin Arrow(takes the thing you play the violin with and shoot it at Polly. It knocks her all the way to the palace too) Guido: Boy just my luck. Hey, chain girl get ready for a change!(before he could perform the Flaming Sword Crush, Erica wrapped him up in her chain and flung him over to his team mates) Speedy:(looking terribly hurt) We...ugh(holding his arm)...we need help.(rings his little bell) Molly: Ha ha ha ha, your friends are busy! They can't come and save you. Speedy: Dang it!(then the end of his sword started blinking) Ha, we have friends in high places! (the Catatonic then came out, shot out the Ginzu Gooney Birds and the cats transformed into their extra-topping armor) Polly:(the Gangsta Dogs looking unimpressed) Hey watch this!(then Polly and Guido went into the Cataonic) Speedy:(looking disappointed) Not again! Spike: Nice trick, we can do it too.(then their weapon, the Dogjama came out) Polly: What is that? Erica: It's called the Dogjama!(the Gangsta Dogs then went in) Speedy:(thinking) Hmmmm...this is great if we weaken them we can destroy them all at once because they're all in the same place.(stops thinking) Guido:(pushes the button to take out the 'already eaten fish' spear) I'm kinda hungry now. Polly: Yeah, I got the sudden urge to eat a fish now. Speedy: C'mon guys hurry up!(Polly and Guido nodded) Polly: Take this!(swings the spear at the head of Dogjama) Erica: Grrr, a direct hit!(looks up at Molly) Spike: This thing could stall anytime.(looks up at Molly too) Molly: Lets end this now! Set the Blade Beam on now!(a big glowing light came from the center of Dogjama) Polly:(eyes widen) I don't like the way that looks. Guido:(eyes widen) Get your mind out of the gutter. Polly:(pushes him) Sicko!(the beam then comes toward them) Speedy: Get out of the way!!(the Catatonic then dodged it) Whew! Spike: We're out of power! Erica: This is the end. Molly:(gets out) Bye suckers!(closes and locks the entrance) Erica and Spike: Wait Molly! Polly: Go for it, Speedy! Speedy: Here we go!(unleashes the Eye Slash) Wow, finally we can go back home and relax. Molly: Not quite yet Speedy Cerviche!! Guido: How'd she live? Polly: Well, thats something you see everyday. Speedy: C'mon just you and me. Molly: Fine, then. N: The fight has started...(an hour later) and it hasn't stopped! Polly:(yawns) I'm bored.(then Guido and Polly heard an even bigger yawn) Whoa, was that the Catatonic? Guido: Yeah, heh even he's bored. C'mon Speedy hurry up, already! Speedy: Now for the third time, Hee-ya!!(unleashes another Eye Slash and its a direct hit) Polly & Guido: Alright Speedy! Speedy: Time for the pose! All: Tadah! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BC:(turns red) Grrrrrrrr..... RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH(ka-boom) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fran: That was some fight, huh guys? Polly: Sure was. I hope we don't have to do that again. Speedy: I hope the writer doesn't go original again. Guido: Well, it was different. I'm gonna ask for my own episode soon. Speedy: He's not gonna give you one. Guido: He gave the B-team and Polly one. Why not me? I have great potential! Polly: Yeah, I think Guido should get his own. Fran: Me too. N: Well, there you have it. Another mindless ending by the writer. Well, watch us next time on..... SPC: Samurai Pizza Cats!! THE END