"Cheap Entertainment" By: Meowsma N:narrator BB:bad bird BC:big cheese NC:ninja crows <------------------>:new scene N: Here's a strange event. Today we start off with the bad guys. That's something we haven't done in the longest time. I bet they probably paid off the producer. Jerry: Your Cheesy-ness, look what I found in the newspaper. BC: What is it?? A discount on Kimonos? Oh boy I've been waiting for such a... Jerry: No, its ... wait a sec. It is for kimonos. BC: Yes finally. N: Talk about cheap entertainment. These shows get worst and worst. I wonder which is worst watching this or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Oh well. I wonder what the Pizza Cats are up to? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fran: Nothing much. Today there wasn't ANY business.(pulls out a calculator) This is gonna hurt everyone's salary and this month's rent. Speedy: Hey, we needed a break though. We just fought a robotic mall and everyone had a big mood swing after that. Polly: Yeah, no one can stand this new writer. He sucks, from corny jokes to improper grammar and mispellings. Guido: Come on he's trying. Hey, lets just hangout and go to the movies or something. Fran: Ha, theaters are the lowest form of entertainment. Speedy, Polly & Guido: No there not! Fran: Yes they are! N: Come on guys stop the bickering. All you guys have a point. Fran there are good things out in theaters. But Fran also has a point. Speedy: Oh what could that be??(Looking sarcastic) N: 99% percent of movie theaters are messy and dirty. Besides why spend 5 dollars or more if someone goes with you, when you can go to Blockbuster and rent a new release for 2.99. Guido: Yeah but it takes forever for a movie to come on cassette. Besides theaters are a perfect place to have a date. Polly: Yeah, and besides who asked for your opinion anyways. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Fine be like that! I'm going to see what the B-team are up to. Hey guys? Bat Cat: Hey guys, its the narrator. B-team: 'For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellooooooww, that no one can deny.' N: Awww you guys are the best. Better then the rest of your team mates. Bat Cat: Were they bothering you? N: Yea. Meowsma: Those ingrates. They don't even realize how much the supporting cast makes! We should demand a episode just for us. General Catton: Hey there not that bad. Meowsma: How would you like it if someone though you were gay!?! GC: We know you're not gay. You're married. Meowsma: I'm not married and I'm not gay! BatCat: Poor Meowsma. Spritz: Come on don't fight. What if the producer is watching? Now lets just finish our game of Blackjack. I think I'm winning. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Hmmm.. is that everyone so far? Oh wait Luicille. Luicille:(outside watering her flowers) Hello Narrator, having a good day? N: Not really. Luicille: I'm sorry. Guess what though? Speedy and Guido both asked me to go to the movies tonight. I wonder who I should go with? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: I would go out with neither. Heck I don't even want to see what Guru Lou and Princess Vi are up to. I'll just go check on the badguys. NC#1: Hey Bad Bird I have an idea. Lets just attack the the Pizza Cats regularly. That way we're save money. BB: I can't believe the producer could hire such peabrains. Just so you know you're on your own. The Big Cheese doesn't pay for hospital bills, but what the heck you guys are expendable anyways. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Boy, thats an encouraging thought, going through your whole life knowing you're expendable. But like the title of this episode, this is CHEAP ENTERTAINMENT. Fran:(phone rings and she picks it up) Samuri Pizza Cats Pizza Parlor, where pizza is our middle name. How can I help you? Al: The Ninja Crows are coming towards you guys. Get ready for battle. Fran: Thanks Al.(hangs up the phone) Ok guys time to suit up. Speedy: Whats up this time? Fran: Do I really have to repeat it? You'll see when you get there.(she shoves him into his oven) Warning the Pizza Cats are off again. Please be careful, we are not responsible for anyone's injury other than those of the Pizza Cats. Here we go, ka-boom.(the cats are shot off one by one as usually) Speedy: I don't think we ever got to go the hospital for any of our injuries. Polly: Wow, I never seen so many ninja crows in one place before. Guido: Oh boy this ought to be fun.(he said sarcastically) BB: Go get 'em guys. Speedy:(waving his arms) Hey!! How do we stop! Polly: Do we really have to hit something? Ok I apologize to the writer.(She dropped down safely to the ground) Whew. Speedy & Guido: How come we don't get to do that!(turn to each other) We didn't even say anything bad about the writer.(they soon enough hit a wall) N: Ouch! You guys ok? Speedy:(dizzy and struggling to get up) Uh..uh yea I..guess. Guido:(ditto) Just fine and dandy. I'm goon have to take Fran on that offer later. NC#54: Prepare to meet your maker! NC#34: Get 'em!(all the crows go after them) Speedy: Hey lets just use our finishing moves and go home early.(guido and polly nodded & smiled) Guido: Hot off the press, poetry in motion!! Flaming Sword Crusher!(his sword lighted on fire,dashed through the crows & got a quarter of them) Polly: Come get some lovin'! Heart Break Attack!! Speedy: Ha and the best for last. Time for THE END!!!(and that knocks off the last of the crows) Polly: That seemed to be extremely EASY, didn't it? Guido: Yeah, oh well. Speedy: Let's go back. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fran: How'd it go guys? Speedy: Won as usual.(looked to the right) Hey whats the B-team doing here? General Catton: What you're not happy to see us? Polly: No thats not it. What do you guys need? Meowsma: We came to tell you that you have the next episode off. The producer finally got our letter to let us have our own episode. Guido: Really?? Congratulations, it looks like we both win after all. Speedy: What do you mean by that, Guido? Guido: We get a real day off and they get their shot at stardom. Fran: Ha ha ha, You're still working tomorrow Buck-o. We may not be on the screen but ever heard of 'behind the scenes'. Guido: Dang it.(everyone laughed) N: Hahahaha oh Guido. Well now you know what tomorrow's episode will be like. I just wonder if there will be a different theme song tomorrow. THE END