"Beginning of SPC" By:Meowsma Speedy: Whew.(panting from all the deleiveries sat down next to the counter) Polly: Here's another one... Where's Speedy?(looks down) There you are, this goes to ....(luicille then walks in) Speedy:(eyes widen with excitement) Hey, Lucille. Lucille:(looks at Speedy) Hi, they've been working you hard, huh?(speedy nods until polly hits him with a frying pan) That was rough. Polly: Have to keep this kitten under control.(looks mad) Speedy: Grrrr who you callin' a kitten! Polly: You! Lucille: I can't take this fightng!(rockets then come flying towards them) Speedy and Polly: Uh-oh.(then getting hit with the rockets) Lucille: Oh sorry, I just have an expoding personality.(laughs) Speedy:(looking hurt) Just like someone else I know.(polly then slaps his helmet) Fran: Whats with all the comotion?(pointing towards polly and speedy) You guys get off the the floor. C'mon we don't want our customers seeing us lying on the job. Lucille: Hi, Fran. Want to go shopping? Fran: Sure.(turns toward speedy and polly) Can I trust you two to do a good job? Speedy:(looks frantic) Wait take me with you. Don't leave me alone with Polly!! Fran: Ha ha ha, bye guys.(leaves with lucille to the mall) Speedy: Ok, where was that next delivery? Polly:(looking at the paper) The palace, it's for ugh, "Big" Cheese. Speedy:(eyes widen) What!?! Polly: C'mon you're big boy, you can do it. Speedy: Fine.(zooms out the door) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speedy:(still zooming across town) I hope he doesn't recognize me....(bumps into a familiar face) Hey watch where you're going, Buck-o! Guido: Get the heck outta my way, shorty. Speedy: Thats it.(they both get into a fight) Guido:(looks at his watch) Gotta go. Speedy: Yeah, me too.(both went their opposite directions) Hope I never have to see him again. (at BC's door) Hello, pizza delivery. BC: Oh, boy finally food.(looks down at speedy) Hmm.. you look kinda familiar. Speedy:(sweating buckets) Uh, no first time we met. BC:(gives speedy the money) Speedy:Bye(zooms off quickly) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guido's boss: You're fired!! Guido: Why!?! Guido's boss: You were there a minute late. Guido: Awww c'mon only a minute. You're making a mountain out of a mole hill!! Guido's boss: Get out now you mangy cat!(Guido then leaves) Guido: If only that stupid alley cat didn't run into me.(kicks a can down the street and then bunps into the same pole, speedy did in the part 1) Ow!(looks up and sees the Pizza Cats sign) Hmmmm... seems like a nice place.(walks into the parlor) Polly: May I help you? Guido: Are you the boss? Polly: No (blushes), I'm sorry. She went shopping she should be back any time now.(then speedy runs in) Hey, Speedy. I think that guy behind you wants to work here. Speedy:(looks behind him) Ahhh, not you!! Guido: Grrr... you're the one that got me fired.(pulls out his parasol) Speedy:(takes out his sword) I'll chop that parasol into sushi. Guido: Oh, really.(then he whacks speedy across the head with it) Speedy:(stunned) Ooowww! What kind of person would use an parasol to fight?(then lucille and fran walk in) Lucille: Hey, Speedy. Speedy:(turns to her with hearts as his eyes) Hey.. Lucille. Guido:(thinks to himself) So he likes her, eh? I know a perfect way to get him back then.(stops thinking and runs over to lucille adn kneels down to her) Luicille my sweet. You do not know so I shall tell thee. My name is Guido Anchovy at your service.(looks and grins at speedy) Speedy: Grrr... Polly:(smiles and pats speedy on the back) It's ok Speedy there's other fish, er... rams in the field. Guido: Awww, is Speedy jealous. Anyways where the manager anyways. Fran: Right here. Guido: Listen I was wondering if I could get a job here. Fran: Sure we could use the extra help. Speedy: WHAT!?! No way. He is not working here. Al: Who are you to make the deicsion?(he said as he entered the door) Polly and Fran: Hi, Big Al. Al: Who is this?(he asked as he pointed at Guido) Polly: Thats Guido Anchovy. Speedy: Oh, I thought it was Queedo Anushovy.(he said sarcastically) Guido: Ha ha ha very funny. Wanna get hit with my parasol again?(speedy shook his head) Good. Al: Did you say you had, a parasol?? Guido: Did I studder? Al:Well, who would have thought that the third member of the Samurai Pizza Cats would be gruesome. Speedy: What, this guy a Samurai Pizza Cat. No way? Al: Well, it does say in the legend that the third member would carry a parasol. Speedy: Oh, great. Al: Follow me. N: You know the routine, so we're gonna skip to the last part of the tour for Guido. Al: Heres a list of your... Guido: I got my own list of moves. Al: Oh, ok. Well,see you later then.(leaves back to the palace) Speedy: Where's Lucille?(looks out the door and sees her walking with another guy) Groan. Guido: You probably scared her away. Speedy: Shut up! Guido: Why don't you make me alley cat. Speedy: Takes one to know one!! Polly: C'mon you two break it up, besides you're both alley cats anyways.(giggles) Speedy & Guido:(look very mad) It's beats being a mix breed though!! Polly:(gasp!) Ooooo you're both gonna pay for that one.(they all get in a big fight) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BC: How's the robot coming, Jerry? Jerry: Good, Cheesy. It's 20 ft. taller then the peach robot just like you wanted. BC: Does it look like me? Jerry: Yes, Cheesy EXACTLY like you. BC: Is Bad Bird ready ready to go with the crows?(BB runs in) BB: Yes, sir. BC: Don't fail me again. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fran:(fight still going on and then the KNT prebattle music plays) Come on guys break it up you got work to do.(the cats then jump in their ovens) Hello, again to all the fanners, tanners and oh yes even the Flanders. The Pizza Cats are off again, stand back unless you want to get blanded. Oh, well. Blast off. Speedy: Guido just stay outta my way. Guido: Yeah whatever. BB: Ha ha ha, so far so good.(speedy pops up from a near by roof top) Speedy: Nothing ever is going good when you're around. Thats why we're here. Polly: Prepare to be beaten by the power of love.(blows a kiss) Love ya! Guido: You're never want to use a parasol once I'm through with you. Speedy: Because we're the... All: Samurai Pizza Cats! BB: Get'em crows!(the crows charge at them) Guido: Try this parasol out for a spin!(opens it up and spins it toward them) Polly: Here's a sample of my love.(throws a couple toward the remaining crows) Hurts doesn't it? BB: Great! Speedy: Now its just me and you!(speedy and bb clashed) BB: Robot come out!(the BC look-a-like robot came out) Speedy, Guido,& Polly:(eyes widen) Whoa, a big version of Big Cheese!! BB: Time for my escape!(disappears) Speedy: Aw, where's Bad Bird? Guido: We got way bigger things to worry about! Polly: I'll go first.(took out her sword and flied over to the robot) Here I come!(the robot then slaps her into the ocean far away from the battle) Speedy & Guido: Polly!! Guido: I'll go next. Flaming Sword Crusher!(lighted his sword on fire and dashed toward the robot) You're gonna have a splitting headache!(the robot then swatted him into the air a long way from the battle) Speedy: That makes me mad! See destruction through my point of view.(does the sequence but, is blasted into the ground by the robot's laser blast) Ugh, we need help and... quick. (rings his little bell) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fran: Oh no.(dials the B-team headquaters) Meowsma: Hello, Fran. Fran: The Pizza Cats need your help. Speedy's underground, Polly's in the ocean and Guido is still flying through the air. Meowsma: Right, we'll be right on it! Let's go Spritz and BatCat. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Underground.... Speedy: Man, I need to see a chiropractor. Meowsma: Not yet man you still have a robot to destroy. Speedy: Meowsma, man I'm glad to see you. What about the others. Meowsma: Don't worry Spritz and BatCat are right on it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: At sea..... Polly:(struggling to stay afloat) Help, I can't swim!! Spritz:(puts her on his shoulders) Don't worry, I'm here to help. Polly: Whew good to see you Spritz. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: In the air.... Guido: I think, I'm gonna puke. BatCat: Just don't do it on me.(catches him in the air) Guido: Who are you? BatCat: I'm BatCat. Guido: I'm Guido, we gotta hurry! BatCat: Right! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Back at the battle scene.... Speedy: Look at it. It's still going! Polly: We're in trouble. Meowsma: Maybe we can do something. BatCat: Yeah lets put are weapons together. Meowsma: Okay.(they put their weapons together) BatCat: Here we go(fires it and it appeared to hurt the robot. but before they can fire again the robots shoots another laser at the B-team) Ugh, its up to guys now. Guido: Aw, man. Here I got an idea. We're all do our special moves on it. I'll go first, you distract him. Flaming Sword Crusher!(runs and hits the robot while the others distracted it) Success! Your turn Polly! Polly: Right! Heart Break Attack!(the technique was a hit) Alright! Go for it Speedy! Speedy:(powers up) Ginzu Power, away!!(unleashes it) Come on, come on.(it splits the robot in two and explodes) Alright! Pose everyone!(polly, guido, meowsma, spritz and batcat surround speedy) All: Tadah!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BC:(looking through his binoculars) Oh no! Not again, I'm gonna blow a big fuse! Jerry: Wait, Cheesy!(BC then explodes) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Back at the parlor... Speedy: That was a good idea, Guido.(leaning up against the counter) Guido: Thanks Speedy. Polly: So this is the Pizza Cat group, huh? Speedy: Why do you sound displeased? Polly: Because I'll be the only girl fighter on the battle field! Fran: Well, at least you'll have me back at the parlor. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: That was an okay movie. Speedy: Yeah they kinda got the story right. Still more to it though. Polly:(looking disappointed) Thats what we get when we have other actors act for us. Guido: Well, the Guido in the movie looked like me alot. Meowsma: We didn't get such big parts though. Only one appearance! GC: Yeah so you guys shouldn't complain. Fran: They have a point. They had me act like a wuss in the movie. Speedy: I think they got all the right parts of us. I come up through to win, Guido is ugly both real life and movie, the B-team are no shows, Fran being a wuss and Polly acting like a total crack pot! Hahahaha!!(runs out the door) All except Speedy: Get Back here Speedy!!(they all run after speedy) N: I don't know whether to feel sorry or not feel sorry for Speedy. Well, maybe he'll think before he says next time. At the same place and time you'll see the... Speedy:(still running) Samurai Pizza Cats!(looks behind him) Ah! THE END