Teaser [Shot of Cats in Victory Poses] Speedy: On the Next... (General Catton slides by.) General Catton: Pizza Cats! (stomps his foot on the ground as we switch to the pizza parlor where our heroes are meeting a new friend of Mork.) Harvey Wippleman (narrator): Mork has a new friend, and it is none other than... (Mork takes the mask off revealing it to be a Bicky Bickerson look- a-like with glasses still intact.) son of Zevo Toys founder Kenneth Zevo, Leslie Zevo. Speedy (amazed): Wow, Leslie Zevo in the flesh! Leslie Zevo: Well, feathers actually. I'm a bird, remember? Harvey Wippleman: He then offers our heroes and Mork a tour of the Zevo Toy Factory. But, Duck Hatton and his new henchbot, Toymaster have other plans, but this bot also has a grudge against the cats. Toymaster (enraged): Those Pizza Cats and that stinkin' alien duck are gonna pay for killing by brother Yo-Yo! (throws a bear bomb at a cardboard cutout of Speedy, and it explodes on contact.) Harvey Wippleman: Hours later, Leslie has already given our heroes the grand tour. All goes well, until Duck Hatton and Toymaster start attack the other tourists and stealing their energy. (sounds of tourists screaming as Toymaster steals their energy.) Meanwhile, Dr. Demento is trying to make a team to help out the Pizza Cats and the Rescue Team. Dr. Demento: I know that the Negaverse is going to be a pain in the butt for Speedy and the others, but they need help. Heck, even the Rescue Team needs help. Harvey Wippleman: Will our heroes put Toymaster in a grave near his fallen brother? Will Leslie be able to own Zevo Toys when his dad buys the farm? Find out in "The Coming of Zevo" on the Samurai Pizza Cats! Episode 56 (KNT Episode 58): The Coming of Zevo (We open this show with an exterior shot of Dr. Demento's mansion in Osaka-Town. It looks alot like your run-of-the-mill mansion, but when we switch to an interior shot of his home, it looks alot like Frankenstein's castle because of it's dark and errie surroundings. "KNT Track 4C" is playing in the backround. We then take a shot of a door. The door then opens by itself and it reveals Dr. Demento's laboratory. It pans towards all his machinery, including the super computer that was last seen in episode one. We now see Dr. Demento in his workshop. From the looks of it, he's trying to create a new weapon. Close up on his forehead, as dozens of sweat beads coming down on his forehead. We switch to his POV as he intends to screw in a screw with his screwdriver to complete his invention. He then finishes it as he takes his top hat off and wipes his brows. Switch to the weapon. It looks like an arm mounted crossbow, but it's painted heart-styled red, and has heart insignas all over it.) Dr. Demento (proud of his work): Excellent. Polly's new weapon is at last completed. She is going to love me for this. (looks at his watch) Woah. 4 o'clock in the morning. Now that's late. Well, even great scientists need a good night's- (starts to yawn, and is now fast asleep on his workshop.) Harvey Wippleman (narrator): Well, there goes a soon to be memorable quote for scientists everywhere. (we switch to Little Tokyo later in the morning. The citizens are in the usual hustle and bustle, with the merchents at their usual business.) Harvey Wippleman: Well, looks like the city of Little Tokyo is having a lovely morning as the stores, shops, and schools open up for the morning. (the camera then pans toward the crowd. Among the crowd, is Mork, the alien agent sent from Ork to study human life. The other is a masked figure wearing a red trenchcoat {The same one that Robin Williams wore when he and Joan Cusack disguised themselves as "Steve and Yolanda" in the song, "The Mirror Song" from the 1992 movie, "Toys".} and a red derby. Harvey then notices them.) Well, good morning Mork. Who is your friend in the hood? Mork: That's for me to know, and you (and the audience at home) to find out. (on cue, the masked person accidentally lets go, and walks into a lamp post, knocking himself out.) (slaps himself on the forehead) I should've put some eye holes in that thing. (switch to an exterior shot of the Pizza Cat. We then cut to an interior shot of the parlor. Our heroes our getting ready for the morning rush. Just then, Lucille enters.) Speedy: Mornin' Lucille. You're here for the breakfast rush, right? Lucille: Well, no. (giggles) I just want to check up on you guys. So, how are you and Polly doing? Polly: Our love life is going great! We even had a wonderful date last night. (smiles mischevously) Didn't we, Speedy? Speedy (smiling): You bet. We went to the "Japanese Moonlight" resteraunt on our date. Lucille: That's wonderful. Guido (smugly): By the way, we noticed you two were late last night. Where did you guys go to after dinner? Speedy: Well, we rented a hotel room, and... (sees where Guido is going) Hey! What are you implying?! Guido (innocently): Hey, we just wanted to know where you guys were all night. (turns his head to Francine) Right, Fran? Francine (tries to hold her laughter): Right. (on cue, Mork and his masked friend enter the parlor.) Polly: Good mornin' Mork. How are you today? Mork: Chimichanga (fine). By the by, did you the news about a famous toy factory coming to Little Tokyo? Speedy: Of course we do. We haven't watched the news for nothing you know. Mork: I see. Now, do you guys know which toy company is it? (our heroes and Lucille thought about this. The slience ends as Francine gives out her guess.) Francine: Is it Bandai? Polly (annoyed at Francine's guess): How can Bandai move to Little Tokyo when they have a major headquarters in Tokyo and factories all over Japan? Guido: Probably for more money. Lucille: I think they want to be more well known allover Japan. Mork: (rolls his eyes) Ok. Anyway, I would you all to meet the future owner of Zevo Toys, and my new best friend... (takes the hood off the person, and it reveals a bird {ala` Bicky Bickerson}, with long, blond, curly hair, and glasses.) Leslie Zevo! (our heroes do anime styled doubletakes as they recognized who Mork's friend is.) Speedy (amazed): Wow, Leslie Zevo in the flesh! Leslie Zevo: Well, feathers actually. I'm a bird, remember? Guido: Waitasecond. Isn't your father, Kenneth still owner of Zevo Toys? Leslie Zevo: Of course. But due to his old age, he is sick. Polly (confused): No offense, but how sick is he? Leslie Zevo: He's so sick, that they put a pacemaker in his beanie-cap. Being an animatronic isn't always cracked up to be. (Our heroes and Lucille wince at the thought. Francine exits the counter with a shy expression. She is holding a pen and an autograph book.) Francine (shy): Um, Mr. Zevo? Leslie Zevo: You can call Leslie. Now, is there anything you need to ask me? Francine: Well,... (awkward pause) can you sign my autograph book? Leslie Zevo: Sure, Francine. (Francine hands him her autograph book and pen.) (Speedy and the others are shocked when Leslie said Francine's name.) Speedy (shocked): How did you know who were are? Leslie Zevo: Your friend Mork told me about you guys. The three of you are very famous around here. (opens Francine's autograph book. Cut to his POV as he sees dozens of names like Antonio Inoki, The Quax Brothers, George Carlin, Joey Lawrence, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Ray Stevens, etc.) (amazed) Wow. I didn't know you were that star crazy. Francine: Well, since we're famous allover Little Tokyo, that gives us a chance to greet and meet other famous celebrities. (lovey-dovey) Oooh, Joey Lawrence... Leslie Zevo (grins): I'll take your word for it, Fran. (starts to write in her autograph book. He is then finished.) (hands Francine her autograph book back.) Here you go, Fran. Francine (overjoyed): (hugs him) Oh, thank you Leslie! (runs back to the counter.) Leslie Zevo: (to himself) Talk about "star crazy". (to the Samurai Pizza Cats) I also have an announcment for you three. *ahem* I am inviting the three of you, and Mork to a free tour with me of Zevo Toys Headquarters to see our factory's inner workings later today. Speedy (shocked): A free tour?! Polly (excited): A free tour. I can hardly wait! (Camera pans towards Francine, who is now at the counter, not too happy at the news.) Francine (sad): Wow. A free tour. I wish I can go with you guys. Leslie Zevo: (to Francine) Don't worry Francine. The next time I'll invite your friends, I'll let you join in. (Francine smiles as she wipes the counter.) Leslie Zevo: Anyway, here at Zevo Toys, we always bring joy, laughther, and squeezable fun for everyone. My father started that tradition with Milton The Friendly Elephant and it continues allover the assembly line. Polly (realizes something): Hey, wait a minute. I had a Milton The Friendly Elephant doll when I was a little kitten. My dad gave it to me when I was five. Leslie Zevo: Exactly. Most people don't remember memories like that. Now, I want you and your friends to remember a time when you played with our toys and games. Just think back. (our heroes do so, and start to think. We flashback to Little Tokyo 18 years ago, as the words "Little Tokyo, 1982" appear at the bottom of the screen. At that year, Guido was 8, Polly was 7, Speedy was 6, and Francine was 4. We see them at the Little Tokyo Playground playing in the sandbox with their toys. Their fun is cut short when a large shadow looms over them. Camera then pans up revealing three bullies ages 12-14. The leader looks alot like a cat-like caricutre of serial killer "The Nightstalker", but looks a little like Ace of the Gangreene Gang.) Head Bully: Well, wellie, wellie, wellie, well guys. Looks like we're looking at a couple of shortstuffs playing with toys that are too old for them. (the bullies start to laugh at them as Polly {who is holding her Milton The Friendly Elephant doll in her arms} walks towards them.) Polly: Who are you calling short? I'm seven-years-old. (after she says it, the Head Bully snatches it from her paws.) (suprised) Hey! (the Head Bully inspects the doll, then looks at Polly. A sinister grin spreads across his face as nods to his gang members. In an effort to humiliate Polly, he dances with her doll and talks in a sissy fashion.) Head Bully (loud): (sissy-like) Ooooh look at me! I'm seven, and I still play with dollies! Do you you know why I play with them? Because I'm a biiiiiiig SISSY!!! (he and his companions laugh their heads off at Polly's expense. Cut to Polly standing there. Close up on her eyes as she begins to cry. Cut to Speedy, Guido, and Francine giving the bullies a mean look. A lightbulb then pops up on Speedy's head, letting the viewers know that he has a plan. He then calls Guido and Francine into a huddle. Cut back to the bullies still laughing their heads off.) Bully #2: Man Lance, you know how to make little kids cry their eyes out. Bully #3: Yea Lance. That was the best performance ever. (snickers like a snake) Lance (Bully #1): Yea, thanks for the compliments guys. You see, the key to being a bully is to know which kid to torment 'til their self esteem goes low. And furthermore- (gets inturrupted as an incoming dodgeball hits him square in the face. Camera takes a shot of his face. His left lens of his sunglasses is broken, and his eye is twitching.) Speedy (offscreen): (calling out the bullies) Hey bullies! (camera then switches to the Pizza tots. Speedy is holding a dodgeball, and is carrying the rest in a bag. Guido has his Sunspot Umbrella, and Francine is holding her rattle.) Bullies (meekly): Uh, oh. (a major fight scene between the bullies and our heroic tots begins. Our heroes [sans Polly] begin to beat the tar out of the bullies. Several montages of the fight is shown. This continues until one of the bullies decides to tell to give up.) Bully #3 (fearful): Let's get outta here, Lance! Those tykes are beating us with everything they got! Lance: What's a matter with you guys?! These are shortstuffs were fightin'! What are they gonna do? (after he says this, Francine jumps on him, holds on to his neck, and hits him several times in his head with her rattle.) Francine: (enjoying her fun) Whee! This is fun! (giggles as she continues hitting him.) Lance: (throws Francine off him as he decides to change his mind) On second thought, run like heck! (he and his friends run like chickens never to be seen again.) Gudio (yelling out to the bullies): And never came back to this playground again! (Speedy then picks up the Milton doll that Lance dropped earlier. Switch back to Polly, still crying her eyes out. When her doll appears to her, her eyes begin to be replaced by a smile as she grabs her doll from Speedy and cuddles with it.) Polly (thankful): Oh, thank you guys! Thank you for taking out those bullies and giving me back my dolly. Speedy (bashful): Well, shucks. What are friends for? (Polly smiles as tears of joy flows from her little eyes. She then hugs Speedy and the others. End flashback. The screen ripples back to the present where we last left off.) Polly: Man, that brought back memories. Speedy: Yea. I thought I would never remember that. (switch to his brain. Two workers [a squirrel in his fifties with a walrus mustache and a young dog with glasses] are working inside. The dog comes back with the memory file that Speedy thought he forgot.) Dog: Hey, Harry. I found this guy's memory in that file cabinet over there. (gestures to a file cabinet marked "Childhood" in the back) Harry {Squirrel}: (proud) Say now, Bob, you're a real good help around here. I wished we had more workers like you in here. Keep up the good work. Bob {Dog}: (chuckles) Okay. (He and Harry get back to work as we switch back to the parlor.) Guido: By the way Leslie, do you also make video games? Leslie Zevo: Of course we do. We always include family fun in our games, unlike Nintendo and Rare which made the biggest mistake in their carrers. Lucille (shocked): (gasps) What did Nintendo do? Leslie Zevo: (angry) They turned K-A rated "Conker's Quest 64" into MA rated "Conker's Bad Fur Day". (shakes his fist skywards) Darn you to Heck, Rare! (Lucille gasps and faints as Guido catches her.) Polly (shocked): (gulps) And I thought the WWF was controversial. Harvey Wippleman: No kidding. I work for them. Besides, chances are the game is gonna be too tasteless as Dickie Goodman's "Harry's Jockstrap". Let's just swear to good that the game will be so controversial, Nintendo will probably change their minds and recreate the originally planned version. Leslie Zevo (to Harvey): I hope you're right, Harvey. (turns back to our heroes) So, I'm very glad that I'll see you all later today. I bid you all adieu. (walks out the parlor) Francine: Wow. What a nice guy. Mork: Not to mention a good dresser. (turns to Speedy and Polly) So guys, how was your frovus (date) last night? Polly: Well, me and Speedy had a wonderful time last night. Mork: What was wonderful... the dinner or the lovemakin'? (laughs his head off.) (Polly's face turns from shock to rage. She then reaches for her handy frying pan, and starts to get Mork.) Polly (livid): I'LL TEACH YOU TO KEEP YOUR COMMENTS SHUT!!!!!! (she starts to chase Mork around the parlor, hoping to knock his brains out.) (camera then pans towards the window. What are heroes don't know as the camera pans there, a Battonton {the same ones from Mega Man} sees everything from the outside. Knowing it's job is done, it flies up into the sky. As it flies skyward, the camera does a whip pan up towards the Negaverse's flying fortress. Ominus organ music is playing during its journey.) Harvey Wippleman: Oh, no. Looks like that flying security camera has shot our hero's conversation with Leslie. Who knows what the Negaverse would do next. (switch to an exterior shot of Dr. Demento's mansion in the middle of the woods) But first, let's check on Dr. Demento at his mansion. (we then switch to his laboratory where is working on his super computer. Nanny then appears with his lunch. The ground shakes as she runs towards him.) Dr. Demento (proud at Nanny): Ah, Nanny. I see you remembered to serve me lunch. What's today's special? Nanny: Well, I have cooked up some delicious sushi for you. Along with some french fries and sauce on the side. And some soda. (places them next to him) Bon appeteit. (she starts to leave, but then, Dr. Demento asked her something.) Dr. Demento: Nanny? Nanny (puzzled): Yes, Doctor? Dr. Demento: When the Big Cheese first came to Little Tokyo, did our friends do a good job on defeating him in each episode? Nanny: Why, yes they did. They also did a smashing job defeating him and destroying that comet. Dr. Demento: True. I mean, I know that the Negaverse is going to be a pain in the butt for Speedy and the others, but they need help. Heck, even the Rescue Team needs help. Now think with me, Nanny. What do we need to help the Pizza Cats defeat the Negaverse? (both then thought long and hard on this subject. Seconds later, Nanny thought of a good solution.) Nanny (excited at her answer): Oo! Oo! I thought of one! I thought of one! (she jumps up and down causing the scene to shake) Dr. Demento (as he is flunged up and down): I'm happy for you, but will stop jumping up and down?! (she then stops. Dr. Demento then dusts himself off.) Now, what is your idea? Nanny: Why not make another back-up team for the Pizza Cats? (slience fills the room. So silent, even a tumbleweed passes by. It ends when Dr. Demento gives her his answer.) Dr. Demento (grinning): Nanny... (jumps up in the air) that's a great idea! Making another team to help them is brilliant! (rushes over to his super computer, the Technological Operative Mechanism {TOM}, and gives it his commands.) Dr. Demento: Alright TOM. Look up some good choices for our new team to help out the Pizza Cats. TOM: Searching... (the computer searches through its database. Seconds later, it found some.) Search complete. I have found four matching members. (the computer first shows a pic of Master Landau) Master Landau, (shows another pic with Mork) Mork, (shows yet another pic of Sailor V) Julie Brainstorm, alias Sailor V, (shows him one more picture, and it reveals to be Leslie Zevo.) and Leslie Zevo. (Dr. Demento looks at his computer with a quizzical look on his face upon hearing Lelsie Zevo's name.) Dr. Demento (confused): Who is this Leslie Zevo character? TOM: He is the co-owner of his father's company, Zevo Toys. He has met Mork yesterday, and he was later introduced to the Pizza Cats this morning. Dr. Demento: Well, I guess he might help us out. Now, have any ideas for a good name for our new team? TOM (aggitated): Hey, what do you think I am... the Encyclopedia Britanica? Think of one yourselves. Dr. Demento: Oh. (gets up to leave, not before taking the Cupid's Crossbow with him. But Nanny then stops him.) Nanny: Doctor! You almost forgot something! Dr. Demento: What is it? (Nanny points to the workshop table. Camera then pans to the workshop, where sit four approprietly colored wrist communicaters. One is white, one is blue, one is red, and the last one is green. He then slaps himself in the forehead as a sweatdrop forms on his head.) Oh, shoot! I almost forgot about that. (walks over to his workshop and picks up the communicaters. He then walks over to Nanny) Thanks for reminding me, Nanny. (starts to walk out the door again, but Nanny calls out to him.) Nanny: But Dr. Demento, where are you going? Dr. Demento: (turns to Nanny) To the Pizza Cat, of course. (starts to walk out the door) Harvey Wippleman: Well, this is neat. A new team is going to be formed. (cut to a shot of the Negaverse's flying fortress floating in the sky) We now switch back into the Negaverse's lair, where Kane and Duck Hatton are now watching the footage from eariler in this episode. (we switch to the throne room where the Battonton swoops down into the hand of a Metal Militia unit. The robotic bat then shows Kane and Duck the conversation that we saw eariler. The footage then ends. Kane and Duck Hatton are pleased to hear the news.) Kane: (pleased) Ah, excellent! Unit number 88, I want you to put this back with the others into the top rack. This fellow has succeded in his mission. Metal Militia Unit #88: (bowing his head) Yes, master. (walks away, along with the Battonton) Kane: (to Duck) Now Duck, thanks to this footage, you'll know when to attack the tourists and steal their energy for our master. Can you tell me more of this man's company? Duck Hatton: Certainly. (presses a button on his wrist to summon the screen. It then shows the factory's inner workings, and its touring business.) As you can see, these people work almost dawn to dusk to create wonderful toys for children everywhere. This is certainly a place to steal energy. Kane: (pleased) Ah, excellent! Who shall be helping you out this time? Duck Hatton: (snickers) Only the best. (looks over his shoulder, and calls someone out) Toymaster, come forth! (on cue, a robot who is also alot like a circus clown appears. He looks a lot like Yo Yo Master, but he wears a clown-like top hat. He has a full arsenal of deadly toys. His name can be seen on the screen as he enters the room.) Toymaster: I am here to serve you, Master Kane. What is my mission? Kane: Your mission is to steal the energy of the tourists and the workers. And, when you see those meddling Pizza Cats and their friends around, eliminate them immediatly. (whip pan to Toymaster. Upon hearing the Pizza Cat's names, he is really getting steamed for some reason.) Toymaster (filled with rage): It'll be my honar to eliminate those meddlesome Pizza Cats. (throws his fists in the air angerly and is enraged) Those Pizza Cats and that stinkin' alien duck are gonna pay for killing by brother Yo-Yo! (throws a bear bomb at a cardboard cutout of Speedy, and it explodes on contact. Duck and Kane get worried looks on their faces.) Duck Hatton: (fearful) Harvey Wippleman: Look who's talking? (Duck gets shocked and turns around to the screen) You also have a short temper too. And besides, Polly even has a bigger temper then you and him combined. Duck Hatton: (annoyed, then his head gets big as the screen and he's mad) I KNOW THAT!!! WHO DID YOU THINK I WAS... A ROCKET SCIENTIST?!! Harvey Wippleman: Sorry. I was just making a point. Sheesh. Duck Hatton: (calm) Thank you. Kane: Now that you two have remembered your instructions, I hope that you'll succeed into getting their energy and defeat the Pizza Cats. Duck Hatton and Toymaster: (bow their heads down) Yes sir. We will comply. (with that, they then teleport out of the throne room. Kane then turns his throne around, and faces the camera.) Kane: I sure hope that they will do as I say. If Duck loses four out of his ten chances, he'll be done for. I'll guarentee it. (Commercial Break) (we switch to the interior of the Pizza Cat where our heroes are taking orders. We pan over to Polly taking an order from a beatnik at the counter.) Polly: Good afternoon sir, and welcome to the Pizza Cat. May I take your order? Beatnik: Yea, ma'am. I would like to have that crazy number eight sepcial, some of those groovy chicken wings you guys served after that crazy comet was destroyed, and for dessert, I would love to have that psychadellic Mt. Koochi sundae. Polly: Why would you want that? Beatnik: Well, I heard two guys came there and ate the whole thing, man. I wanted to show my friends that I can eat the whole thing too. It's a bet, you'll understand. Polly: I understand. Most people will do anythinf to win a bet. (finishes making counting up his order) That'll be $20.95. Go to your table, and your order will come shortly. (the beatnik nods as he walks away from the counter to his table.) (we later switch to later today, as our heroes are taking their lunch break. Dr. Demento then appears from the back door.) Dr. Demento: Good afternoon guys. How's everything going in the pizza parlor? Speedy: Oh, everything's going fine here, doc. Why are you here for? Dr. Demento: I'm here to give something to Polly. It's something I created just for her. It's a new weapon that she'll enjoy. Polly: (excited) Really? What is it? Dr. Demento: Open your hands, and close your eyes for a moment. (Polly does so, and Dr. Demento then hands her the Cupid's Crossbow) Now, open them. (Polly does as he says, and opens her eyes. She is a little confused about her gift.) Polly: (confused) Um, what's this? Dr. Demento: That's the Cupid's Crossbow. I have built this thing for almost a week. This baby can launch heart arrows AND your heart bombs at pin-point accuracy. Speedy: Doesn't that weapon make Polly look like Will Scarlett? Dr. Demento: A little. But I am offering Polly a test run on this weapon. Guido: Hey, that's a good idea. Maybe that weapon would make Polly more powerful when we're facing the Negaverse. Polly: (puts her hand on her chin) Well, it does look like a good weapon. If I use it, those robots won't stand a chance, right? (Dr. Demento nods) Alright, I'll give it a try. Dr. Demento (proud): That's the spirit! Now, to test the Cupid's Crossbow out... (pauses as he digs deep into his pocket and pulls out a coin) hit this coin. (Polly nods to Dr. Demento as she starts to mount her new weapon on her right arm. Then, in slow-motion, Dr. Demento tosses the coin in the air. Polly then grabs one of her heart bombs and puts it on the crossbow, and aims for the coin. Cut to the coin itself, spinning around slowly. Pan back to Polly, as she aims for the coin. She then fires her heart bomb at the coin. Cut to the heart bomb as it flies dead on into the coin, and then hits the target. Then, in regular motion, the coin falls down with a hole in the center. Speedy and the others look at Polly shocked.) Polly: (looks at her new weapon, then faces Dr. Demento) (happy) This weapon's wonderful! Thanks, Dr. D! Dr. Demento: (smiles at Polly) You're welcome, Polly. I hope you can use that weapon any way you can when you fight against the Negaverse. (then snaps his fingers as if remembering something) Oh, I almost forgot, I have some wrist communicaters for all of you. (throws them to each of our heroes and they catch them.) They can be used to communicate with eachother when you guys are separated. Speedy: (uneasy) Wow, thanks. I guess we need something like that. Dr. Demento: Don't worry, you can still use the celluar cat bell to call the Rescue Team for help. Francine (also uneasy): It's nice, but my training isn't even finished yet. Dr. Demento: That's alright, Francine. Even if your training isn't finished yet, you can still have this communicater. (he then looks at his watch, and then faces the Pizza Cats) Oh, by the way, aren't you guys a little late to visit Leslie and Mork? (our heroes does an anime wild-take and face the clock on their wall, and it makes the exact same guess as Dr. Demento.) Speedy: (panicked) Oh, shoot! We're late for the free tour! Polly: I guess that practice took some time off our scheduale! Guido: C'mon guys! We gotta get to that factory fast, or Leslie is gonna get steamed! (Guido starts heading towards the ovens with Speedy and Polly running after him. Dr. Demento then turns to Francine) Dr. Demento: Do they always act that way when they're late? Francine: Well, just like people in the world of business, even superheroes like us hate to be late. (Dr. Demento nods to her as if saying "I agree". We then cue the transformation sequence as our heroes each hop into their respective ovens to transform into their samurai gear. We now switch to the exterior shot of the parlor, as the cannon begins to rise. Francine then makes the usual announcements.) Francine *on PA*: Attention citizens of Little Tokyo, the Pizza Cats will be visiting a factory of toys. It's a pleasure for all the girls and boys. And now for a moment you all will enjoy, (pan back to Francine in the control room, getting ready to pull the trigger.) here comes the Pizza Cats! (pulls the trigger on the gun. Pan back to the cannon, where our heroes get blasted out of the cannon one by one. We see them as fireballs, but they then turn back to themselves. We switch to the streets, where we see Mama-san and Junior. They look up at our heroes, and make the usual dumb jokes.) Mama-san: Aren't the Pizza Cats too old to play with toys? Junior: Well, like an old saying says: You're never too old for anything in this world. Mama-san (confused): Now, where did you get a crazy saying like that? Junior: Simple... I learned that in school. Hpmh. (we switch to the exterior of "Zevo's Toys" Factory. We see a huge line of hopeful tourists hoping to get a tour of the factory. The camera then switches to Leslie Zevo {wearing a matching green coat and derby} and Mork waiting for Speedy and the others. Leslie is pacing back and forth, while Mork looks up skyward as lookout.) Harvey Wippleman: Well, while our heroes are coming to their destination, we see Leslie and Mork waiting for Speedy and the others to arrive. Leslie Zevo (as he paces back and forth): Oy, what's keeping them so long? Mork: (turns to Leslie) Don't worry, Leslie. As long as I know them, they'll be here any minute. (as Mork says this, Leslie already made a hole in the ground from all that pacing.) Leslie Zevo: (pops his head out of the hole) That's good to know. Make sure they arrive here ASAP. (continues to pace) (Mork nods to him and looks back skyward. He then sees something that starts heading towards him and Leslie. He then notices that was the Samurai Pizza Cats. With a shocked and worried look on his face, he crouches down to the hole, and calls out Leslie.) Mork (meekly): Um, Leslie? Leslie Zevo: (pops his head out again) What for? (as Leslie rises out of the hole in the ground that he created, Mork points up, and Leslie's attitude turns from good to worried.) (meekly) Uh-oh. (we switch to the sky, where the Pizza Cats are screaming their heads off. Switch back to Leslie and Mork, they now do anime wildtakes as our heroes head towards them. Our heroes then crash into them, causing them to look like a large pile.) Speedy: Don't worry. Francine is usually a bad shot. Leslie Zevo (muffled): Thank nothing of it. Polly (muffled): Now how we gonna get out of this giant pile? Mork (muffled): Well, I do have the gums of life. Guido (muffled): Gums of life? What's that? (to answer Guido's question, Mork's hand pops out of the mass, holding what seems to be the jaws of life, put the jaws looks like gums. He puts the gums in the middle of the mass, and, freeing his other arm, pushes the bars up, and in one large pop, our heroes, Mork, and Leslie are free.) Mork: (proudly rises his gums of life high) Gums of Life, never leave home without it. (puts it back in his pocket.) Polly: C'mon guys. We got to make it to the free tour Leslie promised us. Speedy: Yea. Let's go! (Speedy and the others start to run into the factory's entrenceway. Pan over towards the bushes where we hear them rustle. Suddenly, two figures pop up. It's Duck Hatton and Toymaster.) Duck Hatton: Good. They didn't hear us. Toymaster: Don't you mean "didn't see us"? Duck Hatton: (aggitated) What's the difference? Besides, we still got those samurai wannabes right there, and those tourists. Besides, it's their energy we're suppose to steal. Toymaster: Good. And if we're done with those foolish tourists, I'll finally get my revenge on the Pizza Cats. (smiles maniacally, then goes into a confused look.) But how are we gonna get inside the place? Duck Hatton: Don't worry. (takes out his binoculars. Camera then shifts into his view, as he searches for a way in.) There's gotta be a way inside that place. (he then notices the "Employee's Only" entrence, where two guards are wacthing over the door.) I think we got a perfect way inside that place. (vision returns to normal) C'mon. (signals Toymaster to follow him, and they jump out of the bush.) (we now switch to inside the factory, where our heroes and Mork are enjoying the tour.) Harvey Wippleman: This could cause trouble. I sure hope the cats remember to defeat Duck and his minion today. (as they continue walking, Polly then asks Leslie a question) Polly: Um, Leslie? Can I ask you a question? Leslie Zevo: Of course you can, Polly. What's your question? Polly: Well, since when did you and Mork first meet? Mork: (slaps his forehead as if he forgot to tell them) Oh, shoot! My apologies, but I almost forgot to tell you guys about how we've met. Speedy: Well, tell us. Guido: Yea, we really want to know about how you two met. Mork (greatful): I'd be more than happy to tell you. (yells up to Harvey) Hey, Harv! Can you put us into flashback mode? Harvey Wippleman: Sure thing, Mork. (screen gets all wavey as we flashback into yesterday afternoon. We see "Zevo Toys", just as it is in construction. We see Leslie commanding the construction crew to complete.) Mork (voice-over): Thank you. You see, I was walking around, studying your planet's surroundings. (pan towards Mork walking, only to stop each time he sees something like a flower, a car, etc. He then notices Leslie and the contruction workers a few miles away) I then noticed that Leslie and his men are builing the factory we're in today. I then remembered that the great Orson told me to help someone in need. (in the flashback, Mork walks over to the construction site. We now see Leslie and one of the construction workers reading the blueprints, as Mork enters and looks with them.) Leslie Zevo (in flashback): (notices Mork) Excuse me, sir. But did you get permission to enter this site? Mork (in flashback): No, I just felt like it. (Leslie looks at him with an annoyed, pebble-eyed look on his face) I noticed that you need help completing this building. How long will it be completed? Leslie Zevo: (turns to his assistant) Murphy? (the assistant {Murphy}, takes out a long list of the building's work scheduale, construction scheduale, and the length {how long} the building would be completed. He sounds like Private Public on Sheep in the Big City.) Murphy (Fox): Well, according to this, we started construction on the building two days ago, and the scheduale on the on the construction of this is from dawn 'til dusk- with exception for holidays, they get days off on those. The building has almost eight floors, a dozen-gazillion offices, and the factory itself. So all in all, the building will be completed in 2007. (Mork and Leslie exchange glances while Murphy was reading the report.) Mork: Is that accurate? Murphy: Why, yes it is Mr., um... (turns to Leslie) Who is this guy? Leslie Zevo: (shrugs) Beats me. (to Mork) Who are you anyway? Mork: I am Mork from Ork. (lends his right hand out in the "V" sign like in "My Favorite Orkan".) Ebatta? (Leslie then shakes his hand in the same gesture) Leslie Zevo: It's nice to meet you, Mork. But, why did you ask if it's accurate? (Mork then grabs the list from Murphy's hands, and reads it over. His eyes dart back and forth for each word written down.) Mork: (turns to Leslie and Murphy) Well, according to my calculations, if I help out, the building will be completed in 7 minutes instead of 7 years. (Leslie and Murphy look at each other with a smirk on thier faces. They then break out in laughter at Mork's theory.) Murphy: (laughing his head off) I'm sorry, sir. But that's impossable! Nobody can finish it in seven minutes. (but as Leslie and Murphy are still laughing, Mork then points his right finger at the working tools, and they magically do Mork's command to proove them wrong. Leslie then notices his worker's tools are working by themselves as if they were robots. Just to make sure Mork is right about his point, he takes his pocket watch out to time him. Pan over towards the building itself. All the tools and the machines have worked on it like rocket speed. The building, remarkably, is completed. Pan back to Leslie timing Mork. He then see that Mork was correct: His construction did took seven minutes. He then turns to Mork with a shocked look on his face. He then lends his hand out to Mork in a joyful expression, and introduces himself.) Leslie Zevo (joyfuil): The name's Leslie Zevo! Mork: (looks at Leslie shocked, but then shakes his hand again) Glad to be of service. (we pan back to a shot of their handshake, signing their newfound friendship. We now ripple back to the present time.) Leslie Zevo: And in the words of Paul Harvey, "And now you know the rest of the story". Polly (dumbstruck): Oh. I guess that answers my question. Guido: One question, Mork: How did you use that power of yours to complete that building in seven minutes? Mork (modest): Well, that question will have to wait. Leslie Zevo: I agree. But now, let's continue with the tour. (Leslie and Mork turn around and walks off, leaving our heroes there, dumbstricken.) Speedy: Well, it does explain alot. Guido: What do you mean? Speedy: Well, for one thing, now we know how that building was completed that early. (Polly giggles at Speedy's answer while Guido has a sweatdrop effect on his forehead) Polly (between her giggling): That's a very good answer, dear. No c'mon, we gotta catch up with Leslie and Mork before our free tour is over. Speedy: Hey, you're right. Let's go! (he and the others starts to run off) Harvey Wippleman: Well, I would agree with the rest of you that Speedy and Polly do make a great couple, but right now, let's see how Duck Hatton and Toymaster are doing. (we switch to the "Employee's Only" door where the two guards are having their lunch break. They then start to notice Duck Hatton walking towards them.) Guard #1 (Penguin): Hey mac, what are you doing here? This entrence is only to employees, and other important figures in the toy and games industries! Duck Hatton (innocently): What? Why, I'm just here to appoint some business with Mr. Zevo on my new toy line. (the first guard turns his head towards his partner {girrafe} for his point. The other guard just shrugs. The first guard then turns back to Duck Hatton.) Guard #1: I see what you mean, sir. But, you must have some proof that you are what you say you are. Duck Hatton: Oh, yeah. That reminds me... (slides to the right as he shows the guards Toymaster) (quickly) Did you meet my new toy idea? (the guards are amazed at Toymaster, not knowing that he's from the Negaverse.) Guard #1 (amazed): Hey, that's some cool toy you made there. What does it do? Duck Hatton (darkly): Oh, I'll show you alright. (sics Toymaster at them) Get 'em, Toymaster! (Toymaster then takes out his jump-rope whip, and then ties up the guards. He then opens his top hat, and proceeds to take their energy. The guards then drop like dead flies after Toymaster was done stealing their energy. Duck then captures the energy in his derby.) Duck Hatton: Fools. I knew they would fall for that. (turns to Toymaster) C'mon, we're gonna make those Pizza Cats wish that they never meddled in our plans. (they walk into the building, leaving the guards lying in the ground) (Commercial Break) (we then see an actual tour going on the factory floor. A tour guide (cat) guides them through the factory's inner workings. His voice is similar to late Monty Python member, Graham Chapman.) Tour Guide: We are now here where the all your favorite toys here at Zevo are built and made. This machine here (gestures to a blue robot-shaped machine near him) makes all the robots, action figures, and all the other stuff that brings comic book action to life. (tourists then whip out their cameras, and take pictures of the machine) Over here, (gestures to another machine, this one is shaped like a robot's head with his tounge hanging out) is our doll spitting machine, where this machine proceeds to spit these cute little dollies out to our assembly line, where they are built they way they are now. (the crowd continues to take pictures, unaware that Duck Hatton and Toymaster are behind the crowd, waiting to strike.) Now, are there any questions before we continue with the tour? (Duck Hatton then calls out his question) Duck Hatton: I have one. (the tourists and the tour guide turn to see Duck Hatton and his henchbot, Toymaster behind them.) Tour Guide: Excuse me sir, but how did you and your friend get behind us without letting me know that we have two extra tourists here? Duck Hatton: Let's not talk about that. But what we are here for is to take vast amounts of energy from the tourists. That's what we're here for! (the tourists gasp in horror to his words. The tour guide, although Duck and Toymaster have been with him the entire few minutes, has had enough of them.) Tour Guide (angered): Now look here, you and your friend have been with us for almost the entire tour uninvited, shock us by suprise, and announce quite casually that you're taking away our energy. Well, you should know that you and your friend are guests in this factory, and I will not- (Toymsater then blasts him with his toy pistol, before the tour guide was done with his outburst. The blast takes the guide's energy away, and leaves him slumped in the ground.) Duck Hatton (turns to the shocked tourists menacingly): Next. (laughs maniacly) Harvey Wippleman: Uh-oh. Looks like Duck Hatton and Toymaster had taken out the tour guide, and are going for the other tourists! I camberet to watch! (switch to the main enginering room, where Leslie is giving the last part of the free tour to Speedy and the others.) Leslie Zevo: And this is the enginering room, where everyone controls the machines, the robots and toys that greet tourist at the door, and controls the special food train that gives out free food to the workers and the tourists. (notices a large red button that he almost forgot to mention) Oh, I almost forgot, this button over here is the "Master Button". Speedy: What does it do? Leslie Zevo: It turns on all the power when we open the factory each morning. But, if it is pushed off before closing time, it shuts down everything. That's the end of your free tour. If you have any questions about the factory, please ask now. (before our heroes can ask a question, they hear screaming on the bottom floor. Speedy and the others recognizes where the screams are from.) Speedy: Leslie, looks like some tourists are being attacked downstairs. Polly: Yea. C'mon guys. Let's go! (Speedy, Guido, Polly, Mork, and Leslie run out of the control room to help out the tourists. We then switch downstairs where Toymaster is attacking the tourists, and stealing their energy.) Toymaster (laughs maniacly): Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! This oughta bring those Pizza Cats and that alien duck out from hiding! (continues his work, as Duck happily watches him from the sidelines. We pan over to some crates. Speedy and the others pop their heads out to see the melee, and avoid being seen by Toymaster.) Guido (notices Duck Hatton): Hey, guys! It's Duck Hatton. I know he would be behind this attack. Speedy: Not only that, looks like he cloned Yo Yo Master, because there's somebody dressed like him with Duck. Mork (shocked to hear about the look-a-like): That's impossible! I destroyed Yo Yo Master two episodes ago! Leslie Zevo (confused about the whole thing): What's going on here? Who's Duck Hatton? Polly: Mork will explain everything. Right now, we have a bot to destroy. (switch to the other side of the sidelines. Duck Hatton has his pocket watch out, and is waiting for our heroes.) Duck Hatton: Those Pizza Cats, have better come to face their greatest challenge this side of the Negaverse. They should should be right about... (Speedy's voice then appears out of nowhere.) Speedy (from nowhere): Hey, Hatton! What'sa matter? Afraid to send a new robot? I consider that to be very unoriginal of you! (Duck Hatton is only speechless, as he closes his pocket watch) (a spotlight hits Guido, who is holding his trusty Sunspot Umbrella, then pulls it away from his face.) Guido: Well, well, well. I see you got yourself a new toy to help you out. But my favorite toy, the Sunspot Umbrella, is better than yours. (another spotlight hits Polly, as she is playing her flute. She then stops, and does her intro.) Polly: And speaking of toys, this is a game where love (blows a kiss) conquers all. (one more spotlight hits Speedy. He then does his intro.) Speedy: Life is a game that one might win. The loser is just another broken toy. Speedy, Guido, and Polly (unison): Pizza Cats! (Duck gets a little worried, but then smiles evily, as he starts to call out Toymaster.) Duck Hatton (calls out Toymaster): Hey Toymaster! The Pizza Cats are here! (Toymaster stops what he's doing, and turns to see the Pizza Cats. He then gets really angry when he sees them.) Toymaster (darkly): YOU???!!! (jumps to where the Pizza Cats are) Speedy (confused): Excuse me, but we haven't met eachother before, Toy Boy. Toymaster (really mad): Oh. I guess you haven't noticed before, but I am Yo Yo Master's brother! Speedy, Guido, and Polly (in unision): (shocked) You're Yo Yo Master's brother?! Toymaster: That's right! Before we came to your misrable planet, me and my brother were built to carry out the Negaverse's plan to steal this planet's energy! And we are not gonna let the three of you interfere with our plans! Duck Hatton (to himself): Polly: Yea right! The time when you guys take over the world is when pigs fly, and the Cubs win the World Series! Let's get him, guys! (our heroes get ready to attack Toymaster. But Toymaster keeps attacking them with his toys. Speedy barely misses two explosive teddy bears, Polly blocks two spiked beach balls, and Guido swats a half dozen toy soldiers with his Sunspot Umbrella, and melts another with its rays. Speedy then realizes that he and the others need reinforcements.) Speedy (almost dog-tired from dodging the teddy bears): Man, I think we need some reinforcements. Better call the B-Team here to help. (he starts to grab his Cellular Cat Bell, but Toymaster caught him.) Toymaster: Not so fast! (he then throws an explosive yo-yo, aiming at Speedy's cat bell. It makes contact, and destroys the cat bell.) Speedy (mad): Hey, what the heck is wrong with you?! You can't do that! Toymaster: So what? I never been a fair player. Now it's time for my favorite game. (takes out a jumprope and starts using it as a lasso. He then uses it tie up Speedy, Guido, and Polly. He then spins around them, tieing them up like a bunch of criminals. Afterwards, he dusts of his hands, knowing that he did his job well.) Toymaster: I'll look for that alien duck later. But now, I shall finish you off. (he then takes a Mr. Potato Head. Viewers should know that it's a bomb that trigger off when it makes contact. He rises up in the air, and gets prepared to throw it.) I'll see you in heck, Pizza Cats! (all of a sudden, a blast is seen across the screen. The blast has caused the explosive spud to go off on Toymaster's hand in mid-air. It then explodes on Toymaster, causing him to be covered in black soot. He then falls down face first on the floor. We then cut to the source of the blast. It turns out to be Leslie Zevo and Mork, who blows off some of the smoke of his right hand. Speedy and the others are happy to see them.) Speedy (happy): Hey, it's great to see you guys! Guido (same): Yea, just before he threw that spud at us. Polly (same): Now finish him off, guys! Mork: Alright. (to Leslie) Are you ready? Leslie Zevo: (nods) Of course. (he then goes into his finishing move. It's similar to Sailor Moon's first finisher "Moon Tiara Magic". He does the same moves, and then aims his derby at Toymaster, who is trying to get up. He then yells out to Toymaster.) In the name... of Zevo and Milton the Friendly Elephant... (get ready to lauch his derby at Toymaster) DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (launches his derby at Toymaster. Both Duck and Toymaster notice it coming towards them. Duck gets out of the way, via his jetpack, but the derby hits Toymaster right on target, and he explodes into nothingness. We cut to Duck Hatton in the air, screaming to our heroes.) Duck Hatton (TO'ed): You may have won this battle, but I'll be back! (to himself, worried) Oh great. I already lost for chances. Six more and I'll get creamed! (flies off) (cut back to Leslie Zevo, now doing his victory pose) Leslie Zevo: Alright! (tosses his derby in the air, catches it, and does his pose {which is Ash's pose from Pokemon}, and winks his right eye.) (we cut to Speedy, Guido, and Polly, still tied up in the jumprope.) Speedy (calls to Leslie and Mork): Um, guys. (Mork and Leslie turn to see Speedy and the others tied up. Speedy has an embarrassing look on his face, complete with a sweatdrop.) Aren't you guys forgetting about us? (Mork and Leslie now have embarrassed looks on their faces.) Mork: (emmbarrassed) Oops. I guess we did forget about that. (laughs nervously) Leslie Zevo: Come on, Mork. Let's untie them. (they go over them, and begin to untie them. While that's going on, the tourist, and the tour guide awake from their attack. Switch back to our heroes, who are now free.) Speedy (impressed): Man, Leslie. I didn't know you had it in you. Leslie Zevo (modest): Well, thanks. You have to help out your friends, you know. (just then, Speedy's communicater is turned on. He looks up to see Francine on the moniter.) Speedy: What's going on Fran? Francine: Dr. Demento wants to see you guys back at the Pizza Cat immediately. He has a special announcement to make. Mork (happy to hear the news): Zowza! (Translation: Wow, yowza, etc.) I can't wait to hear the news! Polly: Maybe it's about our new weapons? Guido: Well, we have to get back to see. Let's go! (Guido runs off. Speedy and the others run after him. Switch to the exterior of the Pizza Cat.) Harvey Wippleman: Looks like this is the time where Dr. Demento tells the Pizza Cats about a new team to help them out. (switch to the interior of the parlor, where Dr. Demento is addressing everyone.) Dr. Demento: Now, I called all here today because I decided to make the Pizza Cats fight against the Negaverse more easier. I decided to make myself, Master Landau, Lan-da-bite, Mork, Julie, and Leslie a new team. (words of excitment and happiness rang from the others. Dr. Demento then raises his right hand to silence them.) Now, all we need right now is a good team name. (put his hand on his chin and thinks. Imeddiately, some members have some good suggestions.) Master Landau: I've got one! How about: The O-Team? Mork (dissagreeing): Lame! How about: The Orkan Express? Leslie Zevo (disagreeing with Mork): You're both wrong! "The Toy Soldiers" is the perfect name for us! (all three of the new members start to fight it out. It stops when Julie/Sailor V speaks.) Julie: Stop this! The perfect name for us is "Dementia". How's that? (everyone is silent for a moment, until Dr. Demento has his say about the name.) Dr. Demento (overjoyed): That's it! Dementia's a perfect name. Then it's settled. (puts his right hand out in team spirit) Agreed? (the four new members look at eachother, then put their right hands on top of eachother in the gesture of team spirit. Freeze frame, then fade out) (cue next episode teaser) Speedy (in his victory pose): On the next... (General Catton slides by) Gen. Catton: Pizza Cats! (stomps his foot, then we switch to our heroes being busy as usual.) Harvey Wippleman (narrator): Our hero's are busy as usual in the Pizza Cat. That is, until Polly casted her eyes on a new cat named Rage Banken. (Polly has casted her eyes on the tomcat. She gets a warm, fuzzy feeling in her.) Harvey Wippleman: From the looks of it, cupid has struck Polly with another arrow. But Speedy isn't happy about it. Speedy (mad): I can't believe it! The woman that I love has casted her eyes on the wrong guy. That guy is nothing more than cheap slime! Harvey Wippleman: But while Speedy has some major competition for Polly's love, the Negaverse is plotting another attack on the Pizza Cats. Kane also introduces Duck to his new parnter/rival, Col. Skull. (cut to Col. Skull being cold and evil in front of Duck Hatton) Harvey Wippleman: This time, they're luring the Pizza Cats into the old dance club with their henchbot, Madame Mambo. (switch to Madame Mambo throwing a pineapple bomb at Polly, but a rose is launched from out of nowhere and hits the bomb, and explodes.) Harvey Wippleman: They also meet another, but mysterious, new friend that helped them out. (switch to the upper level of the dance club. The figure is wearing the same costume as Tuxedo Mask.) Harvey Wippleman: Who is this mysterious newcomer? Is he there to help out the Pizza Cats against the Negaverse? And will Polly chose her true love, Speedy, over Rage Banken? Find out in "Mambo Madness", next time on the Samurai Pizza Cats! Regular Cast List: 1.Rick Jones: Speedy Cerviche, Good Bird, Meowzma O'Toole and Lan-da-bite 2.Terrence Scammell: Guido Anchovie, Bat Cat, and Emporer Fred Tokugawa 3.Sonja Ball: Polly Esther, Mama-san and Empress Fredia Tokugawa 4.Pauline Little: Francine Manx, Carla and Junior 5.A.J. Henderson: Big Al Dente` and General Catton 6.Susan Glover: Princess Vi Tokugawa and Lucille Omitsu 7.Harry Shearer: Master Kane 8.Tony Anselmo: Duck Hatton 9.Harvey Wippleman: Narrator 10.Dr. Demento: Himself 11.Johnathan Inwood: Master Landau 12.Robin Williams: Mork and Leslie Zevo 13.Susan Roman: Julie Brainstorm/Sailor V 14.Mark Camacho: Spritz T. Cat and Various 15.Michael O'Reilly: Various 16.Anthony LoGatto: Various 17.Frank W. Welker: Metal Militia and Various 18.Walter Massey: Guru Lou Guest Cast List: 1.Michael Bell: Toymaster 2.Jeff Glenn Bennett: Lance, the head bully 3.Ken Boynton: Bully #2 4.Tom Kenny: Bully #3 5.Billy West: Harry (Worker in Speedy's Brain) 6.Seth MacFarland: Bob (Harry's assisstant) 7.Rod McKuen: Beatnik 8.James Edmund Godwin: Murphy 9.Michael Sicely: Guard #1 10.Anthony LoGatto: Tour Guide 2000 Wacked Out Pictures and Tatsunoko Inc.