Teaser [Shot of Cats in Victory Poses] Speedy: On the Next... (General Catton slides by.) General Catton: Pizza Cats! (stomps his foot on the ground as we switch to the pizza parlor where our heroes and their friends meet a female cat.) Harvey Wippleman: Our story begins as our heroes meet a girl named Julie Brainstorm. She also has a chance to see Guido's *ahem* way he meets a pretty girl. Guido: (acting like a complete pea-brain) Wow, you're hot! Wanna go on a date?! Julie (scared by Guido's behavior): Eeeeeekkk! Pervert! (slaps Guido in his face) Harvey Wippleman: Afterwards, our heroes get word from Big Al that Princess Violet and her parents invite them and their new friends to the palace. But, they're not the only ones to hear about the news. (switch to Duck Hatton telling Master Kane about the Royal Family) Duck Hatton: (facing the computer screen) This is the current royal family of Little Tokyo, The Tokugawa's. The one on the left is Emporer Fred, the emporer of the city. Sadly, he's got a screw loose for some reason. The one one the right is the Empress, Fredia Mizuno Tokugawa. She's not around most of the time, because she sails around the world, seeing other culture. And the one in the middle is the Princess, Violet. She's nothing more than a spoiled brat of an 18 year old. Harvey Wippleman: Kane sends out Duck and the robot of the day, Mr. Tuff, to the palace to steal the energy of the Royal Family and the council. They arrive to do so, and knocking our heroes out. After stealing the Royal Family's energy, they get an unexpected guest. (switch to Julie in a Sailor V-like coustume facing Duck and Mr. Tuff.) Julie: How dare you take the energy of Royal blood?! If you want to steal the energy of the people on Earth... (takes off her mask for a moment) Here it comes right back at ya! Harvey Wippleman: Will Julie (aka Sailor V) help our heroes defeat Duck Hatton and his almost half as smart henchbot? Will Guido feel sorry for he said to Julie at the beginning of the episode? Will Vi ever learn that she cannot always get her way? Found out in "Brains Vs. Brawn" next time on Samurai Pizza Cats! Episode 55 (KNT Episode 57): Brains Vs. Brawn by Anthony LoGatto Harvey Wippleman (narrator): Today we start this episode at the Pizza Cat, where our heroes are having a nice chat. (switch to inside the parlor. Speedy and Polly are talking to Dr. Demento, Francine is watching Master Landau and Mork play chess, while Guido is mopping up the floor.) Speedy: So, Dr. D. You said that you're gonna make us some new weapons? Dr. Demento: That's right. And since the show got the green light on season 2, you guys sure could use some. Polly: That's really nice, but- Dr. Demento (inturupting her): That's ok. You can also use your old weapons anytime if you like. (on cue, a female cat walks in the door. She is the same height as Polly, and looks like her, but she has long flowing black hair [think Sailor Mars]. She is wearing a black tank top, glasses, red shorts and black boots. She then walks towards Francine.) Girl: (pokes Francine on her shoulder) Um, excuse me miss, but- Francine: Hold on a minute. I'm watching a game here. (turns back to Master Landau and Mork, who are still playing chess. Landau moves a white pawn near Mork's bishop. But Mork, moves his black knight to Landau's king and wins.) Mork (grins): Checkmate! Nice try, but on my planet, I'm undefeated in chess tournaments throughout the galaxy. Except for checkers, I only lost eight times. Master Landau: (sarcastic) Great. Feel happy for ya. Girl: Um, well, ma'am. Where's Dr. Demento? Francine: Oh, he's over there by the counter. (the girl goes by the counter where Speedy, Polly and Dr. Demento.) Girl: Are you Dr. Barry Demento? Dr. Demento: Yes I am. And you are? (before the girl tells him, Guido spots her. Camera is on Guido's view. The camera is on the girl. A sexy tone of saxophone music is playing in the backround. He then freaks out, and runs to her.) Guido: (acting like a complete pea-brain) Wow, you're hot! Wanna go on a date?! Girl (scared by Guido's behavior): Eeeeeekkk! Pervert! (slaps Guido in his face) (returns normal and adjusts her glasses) Anyway, as I was saying before this pervert inturrupted me... (stomps Guido in the stomach for good measure) My name is Julie Brainstorm. Here's my ID card. (gives Dr. Demento her ID card.) I remembered hearing that you're friends with the Samurai Pizza Cats. Is that right? Dr. Demento (amazed): Oh. I guess you heard about me and Master Landau helping out the Pizza Cats when The Negaverse arrived. (takes a closer look at ID card) I can't help but noticing that you are very familier. Juile: Well- Polly: (also takes a look at her ID card) Hey, isn't your father a brilliant scientist? Julie: (blushing) Well, he's still trying to look for the cure for cancer. But, he has invented the Heli-Cap, the TV Helmet, and the only V-Chip that gives out a shock of electricity to someone that curses. Speedy: (amazed) Amazing! (Mork walks over to Polly and takes Julie's ID card to check it out. He's is amazed at the info.) Mork: (amazed) Bazoobazooba (Translation: Astounding)! According to this identifacation card, your I.Q. is... 308! Julie (blushes): Well, it runs in the family. That also explains the girlish figure I have today. (put her hand in her hair to fix it.) Mork: (also noticing her shapely legs) No kidding. (camera takes a shot of her legs as he says this.) Francine: Well, just in case you are, what's 246 times 80? Julie: Simple. The answer is ninteen thousand, six hundred and eighty. (after she says this, Francine whips out her calculator to check, and to her amazement, Julie's right.) Francine: (shocked) Man, you're good. (Julie smiles, but suddenly a streak flashes across the screen. Julie puts her hand on her forehead as if she got a headache.) Speedy: (worried) Julie, what's wrong? Julie: Oh, nothing. I have to go now. Polly: Why do you have to go so early? Julie: I just forgot some stuff my father told me to get. Sorry if I had to leave so hastlily. (she grabs her ID card, and puts it back in her purse.) I hope I'll see you guys again. See ya. (she walks out of the parlor. As she leaves, Guido awakens from the slap Julie gave to him earlier.) Guido: Man! Does that girl hit hard or what?! Polly (mad at Guido): Guido, you moron. You can't act that way in front of girls! Master Landau: (agreeing with Polly) She's right Guido. Besides, this is a kid's show. And who knows when L. Brent Bozell will complain about us. Guido: Sorry guys. (gets back up) That's how I act towards women. In other words: I can't help it. Mork: Well, according to her ID, her I.Q. is 308. Tough luck on trying to get her. Geniuses and perverts don't mix. No offense. Guido: (sad) Don't mention it. (bangs his head on the table.) (on cue, the phone rings. Francine answers the phone.) Francine (on phone): Hello, who is this? (realizes that Big Al Dente is on the other end.) Oh, hi Al. Any new emergancies that Duck Hatton and the Negaverse caused? Big Al Dente` (on the other end): Not this time. The Royal Family has heard about your friends. They wanted me to tell you and the others that they are invited the palace. We need Speedy and the others to protect them in case the Negaverse strikes. I see you Speedy and the others there. (hangs up) Francine (to the others): (excited) Hey guys! Good news! Al asked you to go to the palace to protect the Royal Family. The Princess also asked us to invite Dr. Demento and the others to the palace to meet them. Mork: Wow! That's great! Francine: The bad part for Doc and the others will have to go on walk. (Dr. Demento, Master Landau, and Mork all have sweatdrops on their foreheads and puffs out an onion-shaped cloud of stress.) (to Speedy, Guido and Polly) So, are you guys ready to go? Speedy: Ready and rarin' to go! (our heroes jump into their ovens as the transformation scene begins. When it's done, Francine is on the loudspeaker.) Francine *on PA*: Ladies and gentlemen, the Samurai Pizza Cats are going to the palace to have a chat. It's about their pals, and that's that. So cover your ears and close your eyes, (switch to Francine, getting ready to shot our heroes to their destination.) here comes the Pizza Cats! (shots our heroes one by one. Switch to Dr. Demento, Master Landau and Mork running throughout the streets, trying to catch up.) Master Landau (tired): Can we (pants) get better (pants) transportation? Dr. Demento (also tired): Can't. But look on the bright side, let's just hope the Negaverse doesn't attack. (switch to the sky, where the Negaverse's flying fortress is still hovering over the city.) Harvey Wippleman: Boy, are you wrong on that one. 'Cause the Negaverse is making up another evil plot even as we speak! (Commercial Break) (switch to the throne room where once again, Kane is giving his orders to Duck Hatton) Kane: Well Duck, you have lost two chances to defeat the Pizza Cats, and to make matters worse, they got a new friend with them. Duck Hatton: I know master. But, their friend Mork is powerful. Didn't you see him destroy Yo-Yo Master on the moniter? Kane: Yes, I did. Let's just hope that there won't be a fourth friend to help them. (changes the subject) Now, who is is the next target? Duck Hatton (happy): Oh, you're really gonna love our next victim... or should I say... victims. Kane (pleased): Excellent! Who are they? Duck Hatton: They are... (ominusly) The Royal Family of Little Tokyo. (snickers evily) Kane: The Tokugawa's? (strokes his chin) What's their stat? (Duck Hatton presses a button on his cufflink. A computer/video screen accends down in front of them.) Duck Hatton: (facing the computer screen) This is the current royal family of Little Tokyo, The Tokugawa's. The one on the left is Emporer Fred, the emporer of the city. Sadly, he's got a screw loose for some reason. The one one the right is the Empress, Fredia Mizuno Tokugawa. She's not around most of the time, because she sails around the world, seeing other culture. And the one in the middle is the Princess, Violet. She's nothing more than a spoiled brat of an 18 year old. Kane (snickers maniacly): Excellent. They're the perfect target! Duck Hatton: But, there is an obsticle. Kane: And that is? Duck Hatton (unhappy, but not facing Kane): The Pizza Cats and their friends are invited to the Palace. (covers his head in fear) Kane: (unbelievably calm) Not to worry. Just send your henchbot with you to crash the party. Your creator is good at robots, isn't he? Duck Hatton: Yea. Too bad Big Cheese hated his ideas. (sheds a tear) Kane (changing the subject): Anyway, who will be helping you on this mission to steal the Tokugawa's energy? Duck Hatton: I'm glad you asked. (Cut to a shot from behind Duck as he looks overs his shoulder to call his henchbot.) Mr. Tuff... come forth! (a buff robot wearing football gear enters. From the tone of his voice, his I.Q. is below average. As the camera pans towards him, his logo appears on the left side of the screen. He then walks toward Duck and Kane.) Duck Hatton: My creator also has a love of sports. He built Mr. Tuff as a football player, so that he can bust a few heads. Tuff, give our lord an example of your power. Mr. Tuff: (bowing his head) Duh, yes sir, Duck. (Mr. Tuff walks over to three cut-out targets of the Samurai Pizza Cats. He aims his blaster (similer to Mega Man's blaster) and shoots three football bombs on the targets. As the smoke clears, all three targets are nothing but piles of broken wood.) Kane (shocked look on his face): Ye, god! Duck Hatton (beaming with pride): See? What did I tell ya? This guy's a good shot. Although he's still not right in the head. (gives Kane the universial sign of crazyness.) Kane: (agreeing with Duck) I'll have to agree with you on that. Now, I want the both of you to go to the Royal Palace, steal the Royal Family's energy, and don't forget to eliminate those meddling Pizza Cats and their annoying friends. Understood? Duck Hatton & Mr. Tuff (bowing their heads): Yes, master. (as Harvey Wippleman starts to talk, we switch to a skyward view of Little Tokyo, also showing the top of the palace.) Harvey Wippleman: Did you just hear that? Some football reject is helping those Negaverse Nitwits steal the energy of The Royal Family! I really, and incredibly hope that our heroes might be prepared for what's gonna happen. (Switch to the royal chambers where Fred, Fredia and Princess Vi are talking to Big Al Dente, The Pizza Cats, Dr. Demento, Master Landau and Mork.) Princess Vi: It's mighty great to have all of you here. Master Landau: Not to mention that it's an honor for us to be here, and it's still season 2. Empress Fredia (greatful): Why thank you. Emporer Fred: Fa-red, fa-red. Mork (confused): Um, excuse me your majesty, but what happend to your father? Princess Vi: Well, he went insane for dozens of reasons. His wisdom teeth were pulled out, and before he was emporer, he was on a hunting escapade, and he swallowed a berry that holds a curse of insanity. But don't worry, he usually or rarely speaks normally. (to Emporer Fred) Right, Daddy? Emporer Fred: Yessirebobby. (Mork does an anime wild take, and collapses.) Dr. Demento (timidly): Um, excuse me, your highness, but what happens if we treat you like moldy tangerines or something? Empress Fredia: (to Vi) I'll answer that for you, sweetie. (to Dr. Demento) You see, if you make my little snuggle-bunny mad, you'll get a one-way trip to Prisoner Island. Dr. Demento (worried): *gulp* Sorry I'd asked. Big Al Dente`: You see, your higness, these three individuals are here to help Speedy and the others defeat the Negaverse and save our city having our energy taken away. Polly: I agree. They helped us twice against the Negaverse. (flashback to the past two episodes where Master Landau helped them defeat Blow Hard, and Mork helping beat Yo-Yo Master.) Speedy: Polly does have a valid point there, your highness. Princess Vi: Well, she's right, but- (she is then inturrupted by a loud explosion that almost sends them crashing into the wall. As the dust clears, there are two sillouettes, but as the clouds dissapeared, it was none other than Duck Hatton and Mr. Tuff.) Duck Hatton: Hey, Pizza Cats! Guess who's here to crash this casbah?! (laughs maniacly as Speedy's growls at him.) (Commercial Break) (we now back to where Duck Hatton and Mr. Tuff crashed the party. Speedy growls at him and the robot.) Speedy (anrgy): What the heck are you doing here, Duck?! Duck Hatton: Well, I remember my master telling us to steal the energy of Princess Vi and her parents. And there's nothing you mangy fleabags can do about it! Polly: Who are you calling a fleabag you stupid- Duck Hatton: (inturrupting Polly) Before you lose your temper Pretty Polly, I'll need to introduce to you and the others today's henchbot, Mr. Tuff. Guido: (amazed) Man, that's a big robot! Master Landau: No time to gawk, we got a robot to dismantle. Mork: Yea. C'mon guys let's get 'im! Speedy, Guido and Polly (in unision): Yea! (all our heroes jump up to the robot.) Duck Hatton (to Mr. Tuff): Shoot 'em down, Tuff! Mr. Tuff: Duh... right! (he then shoots our heroes one by one with his footballs. One by one, our heroes crash lands on the wall, also knocking down Big Al and Dr. Demento. Everyone is knocked out, except Mork, who rise out of the mass with a football in his mouth. He then swallows it.) Mork: (after eating the football) Needs salt. (Mr. Tuff shoots another football which knocks him out colder than a mackeral) Princess Vi (extremly mad): Hey you stupid beakbrain, you're destroying my palace! I'm gonna send you and that dimwitted football player to Prisoner Island! Duck Hatton: Oh yeah? (to Mr. Tuff) Steal this brat's energy! Don't forget steal her parent's energy, too! Mr. Tuff: Yes sir! (uses his blaster to blast out a strange purple gas. This gas is used to steal energy. It floats over the Tokugawa's.) Princess Vi (feels sleepy): (weakly) Weird. It's 3:30 in the afternoon and I feel kind of sleepy. Empress Fredia: (same) So do I. Emporer Fred: (same) Fa-red, fa-re... (collapses before he finishes his sentence. Fredia and Vi also collapse.) Duck Hatton: (storing the energy in his derby) Excellent. Looks like this mission is going smoothly so far. (suddenly, a bright yellow laser beam makes a direct hit on Duck's hat, and destroys the button that keeps most of the energy he stole.) Wack! My hat's special component, destroyed! (ticked off) Who's the wiseguy that destroyed the button on my hat?! (he then freaks out as he and Mr. Tuff see a shadowy figure standing on the gaping hole in the wall that Duck and Mr. Tuff made. She then jumps down and lands near Duck and Mr. Tuff. She is wearing the same coustume that Sailor V wears. The differance is that her coustume has the colors of the rainbow. Her bow is red, her skirt and boots are green, her statin gloves are black, her chocker is also black, and has a red heart on it, and she wears green goggles similer to the ones Sailor V wore.) Julie: How dare you take the energy of Royal blood?! If you want to steal the energy of the people on Earth... (takes off her mask for a moment) Here it comes right back at ya! For I am Sailor V! Mr. Tuff (cheesed off): That's it, girly-pie! You're gonna pay for (forgets what he's gonna say next) Uh... Duck Hatton (whispering to Mr. Tuff): Interfering. Mr. Tuff (got it): Oh yeah, interfering with our plans to steal the Royal Family's energy! Eat footballs, ya Sailor Moon wannabe. (he starts shooting footballs at Sailor V, but she dodges them acrobatic style.) (while all of this happening, Speedy and the others started to come to.) Speedy (painful): Oh man! What a headache! (sees the fight, and does an anime wildtake as he reconizes who Sailor V is.) Hey guys, Juile's helping us out! Guido (shocked): I can't believe it! Julie, the girl that called me a pervert is a super hero? Dr. Demento (amazed at Julie's acrobatic style): What grace! What beauty! (thinks for a moment) And what a beautiful coustume. Mork: It's called a fuku. (switch to Mr. Tuff, who is now dog tired. Sailor V gets ready to take out a sceptere similer to Sailor Moon's, only it has the colors of the rainbow. Unknown to her, Duck has about to attack her, but Guido spears him before he has a chance to.) Guido: (shouting to Sailor V/Julie) Julie! Now's your chance. Get rid of this NFL reject! Sailor V: (nodding) Right. (goes into her finishing move. Her movements are similer to Sailor Moon's "Moon Sceptere Elimination". Duck sees her doing her move, panics, and runs in front of Mr. Tuff, blocking him in the process.) Duck Hatton: Oh, no you don't! (freaks out as Julie gets ready ready to launch her finishing move.) Sailor V: Rainbow Sceptere..... Elimination! (launches it into Mr. Tuff as Duck ducks out of the way. Big mistake! Mr. Tuff explodes, sending Duck screaming into the next zipcode.) Got'cha! (she does a victory pose similer to Sailor V {in her first appearance "Sailor V Makes The Scene"} while spinning her sceptere around.) Princess Vi: (wakes up and gets mad at Julie) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY PALACE?! Sailor V: Please, don't blame me, your highness. Duck Hatton and his idiotic henchbot, Mr. Tuff made that hole in the wall. Princess Vi (calming down): Alright, I'll let you slide on this. But if this happens again, I'll send you to Prisoner Island. Sailor V: (nods at the princess. She then turns to Speedy and the others applauding her for her help.) (we later switch to the bridge where Guido and Julie are having a nice chat with eachother.) Guido: So, why didn't you tell us that you were Sailor V? Julie: (giggles) Well, like all super heroes, we don't have to reveal our secret identity at times. Was it my long flowing black hair? Guido: Guess so. (suavely) I guess you can be recognized with your good looks whether you're a super hero or not. Julie (shyly) [blushing]: Oh, Guido. (kisses him on the cheek. Guido does an anime wildtake and collapses with his eyes turned into hearts and his tounge is hanging out.) Harvey Wippleman: Well this ends another exciting episode of the Samurai Pizza Cats. (worried) If Julie is officially on the show, do I still have my parking space? (fade out) (cue next episode teaser) [Shot of Cats in Victory Poses] Speedy: On the Next... (General Catton slides by.) General Catton: Pizza Cats! (stomps his foot on the ground as we switch to the pizza parlor where our heroes are meeting a new friend of Mork.) Harvey Wippleman (narrator): Mork has a new friend, and it is none other than... (Mork takes the mask off revealing it to be a Bicky Bickerson look- a-like with glasses still intact.) son of Zevo Toys founder Kenneth Zevo, Leslie Zevo. Speedy (amazed): Wow, Leslie Zevo in the flesh! Leslie Zevo: Well, feathers actually. I'm a bird, remember? Harvey Wippleman: He then offers our heroes and Mork a tour of the Zevo Toy Factory. But, Duck Hatton and his new henchbot, Toymaster have other plans, but this bot also has a grudge against the cats. Toymaster (enraged): Those Pizza Cats and that stinkin' alien duck are gonna pay for killing by brother Yo-Yo! (throws a bear bomb at a cardboard cutout of Speedy, and it explodes on contact.) Harvey Wippleman: A day later, Leslie has already given our heroes the grand tour. All goes well, until Duck Hatton and Toymaster start attack the other tourists and stealing their energy. (sounds of tourists screaming as Toymaster steals their energy.) Will our heroes put Toymaster in a grave near his fallen brother? Will Leslie be able to own Zevo Toys when his dad buys the farm? Find out in "The Coming of Zevo" on the Samurai Pizza Cats! Regular Cast List: 1.Rick Jones: Speedy Cerviche, Good Bird, Meowzma O'Toole and Lan-da-bite 2.Terrence Scammell: Guido Anchovie, Bat Cat, and Emporer Fred Tokugawa 3.Sonja Ball: Polly Esther, Mama-san and Empress Fredia Tokugawa 4.Pauline Little: Francine Manx, Carla and Junior 5.A.J. Henderson: Big Al Dente` and General Catton 6.Susan Glover: Princess Vi Tokugawa and Lucille Omitsu 7.Harry Shearer: Master Kane 8.Tony Anselmo: Duck Hatton 9.Harvey Wippleman: Narrator 10.Dr. Demento: Himself 11.Johnathan Inwood: Master Landau 12.Robin Williams: Mork 13.Susan Roman: Julie Brainstorm/Sailor V 14.Mark Camacho: Spritz T. Cat and Various 15.Michael O'Reilly: Various 16.Anthony LoGatto: Various 17.Frank W. Welker: Metal Militia and Various 18.Walter Massey: Guru Lou Guest Voices: 1.Charlie Adler: Mr. Tuff 2000 Wacked Out Pictures, Inc.