[Teaser] [Shot of Cats in Victory Poses] Speedy: On the Next... (General Catton slides by.) General Catton: Pizza Cats! (stomping foot on the ground as the scene changes into the inside of the Pizza Cat as our heroes meet an alien duck named Mork.) Harvey Wippleman (narrator): Our story begins as an alien duck named Mork crashes into the Pizza Cat Pizza Parlor and introduces himself to our heroes. Mork: I am Mork from Ork. (lends his hand to Polly in the "V" sign) Ebatta? (Polly shakes his hand with the same sign.) Mork: (speaking in his tougne) Hattabatbataleeba. Harvey Wippleman: As our heroes give Mork a look at their life and friends. Mork also has an oppertunity to tell the Pizza Cats about himself and his purpose on Earth. Mork: Um, purpose? Recall. (presses his chest and makes some weird sound effects) I have come to study your planet and help you out. All other info will be known in the near future. Harvey Wippleman: But it's all ruined as Duck Hatton and his robot of the day, Yo-Yo Master run amok and steal energy at the Little Tokyo Mall. Not if our heroes have anything to say about it! Yo-Yo Master: (angry) Nobody calls me "clownface" and lives to tell the tale! Harvey Wippleman: Will our heroes defeat Duck and Yo-Yo? Will Mork adapt with his mission on Earth? Will Yo-Yo Master work as a circus clown if he survives this episode? Find out in "My Favorite Orkan" on the Samurai Pizza Cats! But the answer to the last question is... no. Episode 54 (KNT episode 56): My Favorite Orkan by Anthony LoGatto (We start off at the Pizza Cat as the show's narrator, Harvey Wippleman starts to speak.) Harvey Wippleman (narrator): Hello, pizza cat fans! We start off our episode as our heroes are having a nice chat after closing time. (switch to the inside of the parlor after he says it.) Guido: Do you what bugs me, guys? Speedy: What, Guido? Guido: Ever since Big Cheese and Jerry were exailed, I hope we can finally have normal lives. That is, until the Negaverse and that crackpot, Duck Hatton came along. Polly (stops cleaning the cash register): Well, look on the bright side, at least we got new friends to help us. Francine (stops counting the money): Yea. Dr. Demento, Master Landau and Lan-da-Bite are good friends. Plus, if we don't have any action on the show, we'll get cancelled again. Now, if you'll excuse me... (goes back to counting money.) (Suddenly, there is a knock on the door.) Speedy (noticing the noise): Sorry. We're closed. Come back tomarrow. (After he says it, the door is suddenly blasted down. Our heroes looked shocked after the door was blasted. Then, an alien duck wearing a space suit similer to Mork, except that the color is green, silver gloves and boots and a space hemlet enters the parlor.) Polly (thinking that it's Wally): Nice Halloween coustume Wally. Why don't you try to scare Mama-san and Junior? (the duck then points to the cash register and sends a bolt of electricity, destroying the cash register in the progress. Polly has a shocked look on her face.) Duck: Good evening, earthlings. Polly: (steps back and silent for a while) You're not Wally? Duck: No Polly: Are you an alien? Duck (in a weird voice ala Robin Williams): Ya. Polly: (picks up her frying pan and rises it) Alright, put 'em up! (the duck then points his right finger at Polly. She notices it as the same finger that destoyed the cash register.) Oh, right. (puts her frying pan down) Forget it. Speedy: (walks over to the alien) It's ok Mr. Alien, we come in peace. I mean, you come in peace. I mean... (gets annoyed) Look, will you just calm down?! Duck: (silent for a second) Relax, earthling. I mean you no harm. Speedy (sarcasticly): Yea, right. How was I supposed to know that. Duck (starts to take off his helmet and starts speaking in his native tougne): Emeememehatobatloeeba. (when his helmet is off, he has the same hair as Mork.) Francine: (noticing his helmet) Do you use that thing to scare people? Duck: No. It keeps the rain off my head. (grins as our heroes stand there confused of his answer.) Are you the Samurai Pizza Cats? Guido: Yes. Duck: Is this (points to the ceiling of the parlor) your pizza parlor? Speedy: Yes. Duck: (does a "sortof" like gesture to Speedy) Eee-eee eee-eee. (translation: Needs work) Polly: Alright, who are you? Mork: I am Mork from Ork. (lends his hand to Polly in the "V" sign) Ebatta? (Polly shakes his hand with the same sign.) Mork: (speaking in his tougne) Hattabatbataleeba. Speedy: So if you're Mork from Ork... (lightbulb pops up above his head) then we got a tremendous scoop here! Mork (confused): Scoop? Polly: It's a term for "news story." Why don't you take a seat? Mork: Seat? Azobe (translation: Sure) (he walks over to one of the parlors chairs and puts down his hemlet beside it) Adelop. (in comic timing, he puts his head down on the chair, and sits on it.) Francine (confused): Um, is that how you normally sit? Mork: (gets up) Well, not always. (presses his chest and sits down regularly.) Speedy: (grabs a pencil and a notepad and starts writng) Ok, so your name is Mork, and you come from the planet Ork... ever been to New York? (laughs as Mork sits there confused while Polly has her eyes squinting like pebbles in that "annoyed" fashion and a sweatdrop on her forehead.) It's a little earth humor. Mork: Oh, humor. HA-HA! (Speedy writes down what Mork said on the notepad.) (confused) What is that yellow stick? Speedy: (stops writing) Oh, it's called a pencil. It's what we write with. What do you use? Mork: I use this. (shows him his right index finger) I can also use it as a weapon to immoblize you. (points, but jerks it back) Not now. I can also point with it. (points to Polly) I can scratch with it. (scratches his forehead) I can call people with it. (points to Guido) Hey you, come here. Unique, isn't it? Speedy: What is your purpose here on Earth? Mork: Um, purpose? Recall. (presses his chest and makes weird sound fx.) I have to research your planet and to help you out. All other infomation will have to wait until future episodes. Now I'll ask the four of you a question. Do you know how to whip up a Marshmallow pizza? That's one of the many delicasies on my home planet. Francine: We did once, but it didn't turn out good as we expected. Mork: Oh yeah? Watch this. (points his finger at the oven and sends out a electric shock that causes the oven to move by itself by opening the door. He then points to the right ingridients and lets them float towards the oven. They are put into the oven and five seconds later, four slices of Marshmallow pizza came flying onto the cat's hands.) Go ahead, (crosses his arms) try it. (Our heroes take a bite out of the pizza and found the taste quite extremely good.) Speedy: (happy) Hey, this tastes great! Polly: (same) Likewise! Guido: (same) Great? This pizza's fabulous! Francine: (same) Hear Hear! Mork: (greatful) Thanks. It used to take a bleen to make a work of food art. Guido (stops eating): (curious) What does "bleen" mean? Mork: Oh, it means a hundred years. (everyone falls over in stupidity after Mork's answer except Polly.) Polly: Gee, we really do need some help around here. Mork: No kidding. Besides, we got a commercial coming up. (Commercial Break) (we now see the floating fortress of the Negaverse high up in the sky.) Harvey Wippleman: Later at the Negaverse's floating fortress, Duck Hatton is telling Kane his new plan to steal energy. (switch to the throne room where Kane is talking to his henchman, Duck Hatton.) Kane: So Duck, with the defeat of our first chance to steal half of the energy you and our men stole, and the loss of Blow Hard, you have nine more chances left to steal vast amounts of energy and nine more episodes to survive. Got any new plans? Duck Hatton: Yes, your majesty. Direct your attention to the computer for our next target. (they both face the screen to see their next target. It then shows a shopping mall showing scenes of citizens shopping into many of the stores and eating at the food courts.) That is the Little Tokyo Mall. It opened in 1988 by the Royal Family, the Tokugawa's. Certainly a target for collecting energy. Kane: Agreed. But have you selected a robot to assist you? Duck Hatton: Yes my liege. Yo-Yo Master, come forth! (a circus clown-eseqe robot with yo-yos on each finger comes in as his name appears on the screen.) Yo-Yo Master: What is your wish, Master Kane? Kane: I want you to steal the energy of the shoppers at the Little Tokyo Mall, and if those meddlesome Pizza Cats interfere, eliminate them at all costs! Yo-Yo Master: (saluting) Aye-aye, sir. (starts to walk, but he accidently trips on his own feet.) Duck Hatton: (sweatdrop on his forehead) Did I forget to mention that he is incredibly clumsy? Kane: (also having a sweatdrop) Yes, I do belive so. Duck Hatton: Thought so. (breaths out an onion-shaped cloud of disbelief.) (Switch to the our heroes pizza parlor where our heroes, Mork, and Dr. Demento are listening to "Wildfire" by Michael Martin Murphey. Before it ends, Polly is crying on Speedy's shoulder.) Polly (crying): I feel so sorry for those two poor souls. Speedy: (consoling her) That's okay, Polly. It's just a song. Polly: (stops crying) Not only that, but that was my ex-boyfriend's favorte song! (cries again) Before his death, he always loved that song. Guido: Not to mention the only good country song that was made. That and "Me and Bobby McGee" by Janis Joplin. (When the song ends, DJ Cat Hendrix starts talking.) Cat Hendrix (on radio): That was "Wildfire" by Michael Martin Murphey. On today's news, the town square is being fixed after yesterday's attack from some nutjob named Duck Hatton. Luckily, the town's heroes, The Samurai Pizza Cats, and their new friend, Master Landau defeated him and his hench-bot, Blow Hard. The citizen that was the first the have his energy stolen is released from the hospital. (Francine turns the radio off.) Speedy: Hey Mork, there's a real nice gal I like you meet. Not to mention a good friend of ours. Mork: Batanalela (translation: Certainly). Let's just hope that she's nice. Speedy: Why do you say that? Mork: Most of the women on Ork get stingy when being greeted by a male. (both of them leave the parlor) Dr. Demento: That Mork character is a weird one. What type of powers does he use? Polly: That finger of his. He uses it to (counts on her fingers) send a bolt of electricity, moves an object no matter how big it is, immobilizes people, and that's about it. Dr. Demento: Oh, really? (scratches his chin) He may be good use to help you guys to defeat the Negaverse. Along with me and Master Landau, it's worth a try. (Polly and Guido look at eachother in confusion because of what Dr. Demento ment.) (Switch to Lucille's teahouse where she is watering the plants in her garden. Speedy and Mork then enter her garden.) Lucille (curious): Um, Speedy, who is that strange man you have with you? (Mork then has the annoyed pebble-shaped eyes due to Lucille's comment.) Speedy: This is Mork. He's an alien agent from the planet Ork. He came into our parlor last night and I'm giving him a tour of Little Tokyo. I wanted him to meet you and see your teahouse. Lucille: Of course I'll give Mork a tour of my home. C'mon, let's go. (walks into her house.) Mork: Well, she looks friendly enough. Let's see what this "tea" tastes like. (walks in along with Lucille and Speedy) Harvey Wippleman: That was... interesting. (switch to the inside of the mall.) Let's see how Duck Hatton and Yo-Yo Master are doing? (camera zooms into the crowd where a disguised Duck Hatton, Yo-Yo Master, and several disguised Metal Militia robots are standing by the water fountain.) Duck Hatton: (moves the tip of the fedora as he notices the camera.) (looks back to see if his henchmen are in their places. But, they're not there. He then sees the Metal Miltia and Yo-Yo Master at the food court waiting in a big line. Duck slaps his forehead as a sweatdrop appears from his forehead.) (tested) Great! I already have a good target for stealing energy, and my men already have an empty stomach. I told them to have their oil before coming here. Sheesh! (collapses in a anime wild take.) Harvey Wippleman (as the scene cuts back to Lucille's house): And I thought managing Adam Bomb back at the WWF was this hard. Anyway, back at Lucille's home... (scene switches to her kitchen) Lucille: (greatful) Well, it's a real pleasure to meet you. Mork: Don't mention it. (to Speedy) Does she have any characteristics? Speedy: Well, when she's gets emotional she- (whispers it into his ear. Mork then has a shocked look on his face.) Mork (shocked): She does WHAT?! (does an anime wild take and collapses) Lucille: What? I already unloaded my missiles this morning. Mork: (opens one eye) Really? Lucille: (nods) Mork (rises back up and dusted himself off): I knew you meant that. I was just worried, that's all. (Suddenly, there is an explosion heard eight blocks from Lucille's home. Speedy, Mork, and Lucille rush outside to see what happend.) Lucille: What happend? Mork: (hears the noise and knows where the sound come from) From the sound of that explosion, it came from the Little Tokyo Mall. Speedy: Good hearing, Mork. C'mon we gotta go back to the parlor! Mork: Nice to meet you, Lucille. (follows Speedy as the scene changes into inside the pizza parlor where our heroes are talking to Big Al Dente` on the moniter.) Big Al Dente`: The Negaverse has sent Duck Hatton and his henchbot, Yo-Yo Master are stealing the energy of the shoppers at the Little Tokyo Mall. You guys have got to stop him. (notices Mork) Who's the new guy? Speedy: (points to Mork) Oh, him? This is our new pal from Ork, Mork. We'll explain later. Mork: (waves his hand at Big Al) Greetings, Big Al. Big Al Dente`: Nice to meet you, but you have to stay here with Dr. Demento and Francine. Mork (unhappy): Oh, shazbot! (sits down on a nearby chair) Big Al Dente`: Now as I was saying: you guys have to stop him! Speedy: Well what are we waiting for? Let's go! (our heroes jump into their ovens as the transformation scene begins. When it's done, Francine is on the loudspeaker.) Francine *on PA*: Ladies and gentlecats, our heroes are going save lives at the mall, to stop a villian who is having himself a ball. But pretty soon, he's going to get the fall. Remember, the pizzas with the marshmallow toppings is back and tastier then ever! (switch to her getting ready to blast our heroes out of the cannon.) Here goes nothing. (blasts our heroes out one by one. We then see Mama-san and Junior looking up at the sky watching our heroes) Junior: Hey, look likes we're going be in the second season. You know what that means? Mama-san: More idiotic jokes? Junior: Right. Mama-san: Well, I know one thing about The Negaverse. Junior: What's that? Mama-san: If they take my energy away, they have another thing coming. (Switch to the mall where the Metal Militia is beating the tar of the shoppers, while Yo-Yo Master ties up some shoppers and steals their energy by opening his clown-like party hat to store up the energy.) Yo-Yo Master: (laughing maniacly) Ha, ha, ha, ha! This is so much fun! Duck Hatton: (smiles devilishy) Excellent! Let's just hope that those mangy Pizza Cats don't ruin this moment. (Then out of nowhere, Speedy's voice is heard startling Duck.) Speedy: (from nowhere) Hey, quack face. Tell the Negaverse that they have gotten more than they bargained for on this planet. Duck Hatton (unhappy): Oh no! Anything but them! Anything but those stinking Pizza Cats! Yo-Yo Master (consoling Duck): C'mon Duck, why the long face? (Duck Hatton points to the upper level of the mall where our heroes are doing their intros.) (A spotlight hits Guido, who is holding his trusty umbrella while his back's facing the camera.) Guido: Hey clownface, since we're here to stop you, (turns around and takes umbrella away as he smiles at the camera) why don't you frown for a while, Lyle? (Another spotlight hits Polly, who's playing her flute. When she's done, she does her intro.) Polly: How dare you steal energy from these innocent shoppers? We are going to seal your punishment (blows a kiss) with a kiss! (Another spotlight hits a kneeling Speedy. He then stands up and does his intro.) Speedy: Another day, another robot to blow up. Who are we guys? Speedy, Guido and Polly (in unision): Samurai Pizza Cats! Yo-Yo Master: (angry) Nobody calls me "clownface" and lives to tell the tale! (as he says this, three Metal Militia robots sneak up behind them.) Eat yo-yos, pizza brains! (throws his explosive yo-yos at our heroes.) (Commercial Break) (We come back to Yo-Yo Master throwing his explosive yo-yos at our heroes. But, our heroes jump over them, causing him to accidently blow up the Metal Militia robots sneaking up on our heroes before.) Speedy (unimpressed): Is that circus reject good enough for us? Duck Hatton (steaming mad): Oh yeah?! C'mon Yo-Yo Master, do a better job! Give them all what you've got! (Yo-Yo does so, and in three separate montages, he attacks them. Polly ducks the incoming yo-yo in the first, Guido jumps over two of the yo-yos in the second, and Speedy blocks three of them in the last. Yo-Yo then throws the yo-yos at them, but they flip over to what's left of the food court. Polly then has an idea.) Polly: Hey guys! I got a plan. Speedy: What's the plan? Guido: And tell us quick, Yo-Yo Master is still packing his yo-yos. Polly: Well, since he does have eight yo-yos in his fingers, we jump into a formation. I'll be in front of him, Guido will on the left, and Speedy will be on the right. Any questions? Speedy: I have one. Why can't I be in the front? Polly: (sweatdrop on her forehead) Cause you might screw it up. Now c'mon. (our heroes then surround Yo-Yo Master in their planned positions.) Yo-Yo Master (chuckles like a clown): Do you think that surrounding me will work? Well watch me spin Parmesian Brains! (gets ready for his spin attack.) Duck Hatton (shocked and does an anime wild take): Don't spin, you numbskull! You'll accidently tie yourself up! (On cue, Yo-Yo Master starts spinning. As the yo-yos try to hit our heroes, they flip right out of the way. And as Duck predicted, the force of the spinning yo-yos caused them to tie up Yo-Yo Master.) Yo-Yo Master: (realizing that he's tied up) Oh, great! Well, this isn't that bad. Speedy: (preparing to do his Ginzu sequence) Oh yeah? If you think that this isn't bad, wait until you catch the impact of the Cat's Eye- (gets interupted when someone shouts to Speedy.) ???: Speedy! Let me handle this guy! (he jumps down, and the figure turns out to be Mork.) Speedy (shocked and confused): Mork? What are you- Mork (inturupts Speedy): I'll explain later. Right now, I got a robot to destroy. (gets ready to do his finishing move. He starts pointing his right finger to the sky and starts gathering up enough energy to turn it into a bomb-shaped orb. He then targets it to Yo-Yo Master.) Wallawalla Washington! (Translation: Sayonara sucker!) Hyah! (lauches it to Yo-Yo Master) Yo-Yo Master (last words): I was wrong... this is worse!!!! (explodes into gears, nuts, bolts and other mechanical items. Switch to Duck Hatton, when the energy is getting away, but presses the button just in time to keep most of the energy he stole.) Duck Hatton: Darn you Pizza Cats! But I still have most of the energy I stole, remember? Speedy: Yea right, cracker jack! You already told us that in the season premire. Duck Hatton: You do have a point there. So long, Pizza Cats. (dissapears) Speedy (in his victory pose): The Samurai Pizza Cats are always on the go! Guido and Polly (in their victory poses): Ta-da! Mork: (in his victory pose: spinning around and doing the nanu nanu sign) Nanu-nanu! (switch to the pizza parlor where Mork is congradulating our heroes.) Mork: Samurai Pizza Cats, you are by far the most fantastic heroes of Little Tokyo. These people depend on you to save their lives from evil everyday. For that, I give my krela to you. (honk his bill in a gesture) Nea-nea. Speedy (greatful): Well, I also give my krela to you to. (does the same gesture) Nea-nea. Harvey Wippleman: (appearing at the table) Hey, Mork. Why don't you whip up some of your best Marshmallow pizza for us? Mork: Sure. (points to the oven to make it work, but he accidently short circuits it, sending the entire parlor into a black out.) Oh, shazbot. Harvey Wippleman: Ok, while we try to find the fusebox around here, join us for another wacky and exciting episode of Samurai Pizza Cats! Mork: Nanu-nanu! [Fade out] [Cue next episode teaser.] [Shot of Cats in Victory Poses] Speedy: On the Next... (General Catton slides by.) General Catton: Pizza Cats! (stomps his foot on the ground as we switch to the pizza parlor where our heroes and their friends meet a female cat.) Harvey Wippleman: Our story begins as our heroes meet a girl named Julie Brainstorm. She also has a chance to see Guido's *ahem* way he meets a pretty girl. Guido: (acting like a complete pea-brain) Wow, you're hot! Wanna go on a date?! Julie (scared by Guido's behavior): Eeeeeekkk! Pervert! (slaps Guido in his face) Harvey Wippleman: Afterwards, our heroes get word from Big Al that Princess Violet and her parents invite them and their new friends to the palace. But, they're not the only ones to hear about the news. (switch to Duck Hatton telling Master Kane about the Royal Family) Duck Hatton: (facing the computer screen) This is the current royal family of Little Tokyo, The Tokugawa's. The one on the left is Emporer Fred, the emporer of the city. Sadly, he's got a screw loose for some reason. The one one the right is the Empress, Fredia Mizuno Tokugawa. She's not around most of the time, because she sails around the world, seeing other culture. And the one in the middle is the Princess, Violet. She's nothing more than a spoiled brat of an 18 year old. Harvey Wippleman: Kane sends out Duck and the robot of the day, Mr. Tuff, to the palace to steal the energy of the Royal Family and the council. They arrive to do so, and knocking our heroes out. After stealing the Royal Family's energy, they get an unexpected guest. (switch to Julie in a Sailor V-like coustume facing Duck and Mr. Tuff.) Julie: How dare you take the energy of Royal blood?! If you want to steal the energy of the people on Earth... (takes off her mask for a moment) Here it comes right back at ya! Harvey Wippleman: Will Julie (aka Sailor V) help our heroes defeat Duck Hatton and his almost half as smart henchbot? Will Guido feel sorry for he said to Julie at the beginning of the episode? Will Vi ever learn that she cannot always get her way? Found out in "Brains Vs. Brawn" next time on Samurai Pizza Cats! Regular Cast List: 1.Rick Jones: Speedy Cerviche and Lan-Da-Bite 2.Terrence Scammell: Guido Anchovie 3.Sonja Ball: Polly Esther and Mama-san 4.Pauline Little: Francine Manx and Junior 5.AJ Henderson: Big Al Dente` 6.Harvey Wippleman: Narrator 7.Harry Shearer: Master Kane 8.Tony Anselmo: Duck Hatton 9.Johnathan Inwood: Master Landau 10.Dr. Demento: Himself 11.Brian Trueman: Nanny 12.Mark Camacho: Various 13.Susan Glover: Various 14.Anthony LoGatto: Various 15.Frank W. Welker: Metal Militia 16.Robin Williams: Mork 17.Michael O' Reilly: Various Guest Voice List: 1.Michael "PS" Hayes: Cat Hendrix 2.Phil Hayes: Yo-Yo Master 2000 Wacked Out Pictures