"A Chilling Situation" By: Meowsma N:narrator BC:big cheese (EW):eyes widen (LS)looks scared (LM):looks mad (LE):looks excited <------->:new scene (LUI):looks un-impressed ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Hello again, the Pizza Cats just got a chilling message from Al Dente. AL: You all are going to Greenland. Speedy: Oh, thats not to bad. Tropical paradise here I come!(LE) Polly:(slaps speedy on the helmet) How many times did you fail geography?? Greenland is a VERY cold place! Speedy:(rubbing his helmet) Then why did they name it, Greenland?? Guido: Vikings, are stupid. Especially those from Minnesota. Speedy:(LM) Hey, what if Viking fans are watching? Al: Enough guys. Get a move on. Speedy: Wait a second! Why are we going there? Al: Take a wild guess. Speedy: To rescue someone? Guido: No, way man. To deliver a pizza. Polly: Or maybe to beat Big Cheese? Al: Ding-ding-ding. Polly answered the million dollar question. Now go already. Fran:(the cats then jump into their ovens) The Cats are off. Please stand behind the white line and I'll serve you when I'm done. Blast-off, ka-boom! Kaping! Kapowie! Speedy: Another long trip and I thought going to New York was long. Polly: If I were you I would just enjoy the warm weather while it lasts. Guido: I think we should of got our winter coats before we left. Polly: Maybe our armors have a button to make us warmer. Speedy: I highly doubt it. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: The Cats finally make it to Greenland... Speedy:(trying to warm himself up) Whew, I really (rubs his hands) wish we brought our jackets. Polly: I don't think we ever bought jackets.(shivering) Guido: Hey(snaps his fingers) I got an idea.(pulls out his parasol) Speedy: Does it look like its raining Guido?(he said sarcastically) Guido: No, remember that heat ray I used against that dragon one time. Polly: Oh yeah, I remember.(flashback from "Stop Dragon My Cat Around") Go for it Guido. Guido:(opens his parasol, presses a button and a ray of light comes out) This should work for a while. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Meanwhile, around the corner Big Cheese is putting the final touches to his evil dastardly plan... BC: Is my Snowman robot almost done? BB: Almost done sir. N: What exactly are you guys doing? Jerry: The Big Cheese has decided to freeze the world unless he gets his money. N: Thats an original plot. Jerry: But it works. We already got half the world's money. ??????: Thats as much as you're going to get. BB: The Samurai Pizza Cats are already here!?! ??????: Close but no cigar.(reveals himself and the rest of his team) Do I look like Speedy, because when I'm done with you you're going to wish that you were versing Speedy and not Sundance! Cosmo: You tell'em kid. We'll slice, dice and leave all of you on ice. Dee-dee: Don't forget me boys! Sundance: We're the.... NYPC: New York Pizza Cats!! BB: Ok guys back to work. Sundance: Huh? You're gonna pay for that bird!(pulls out his gun and starts shooting) BC: Enough! Snowman go crush them. Snowman: Yes Cheesy!(runs toward NYPC) Y'ah! Dee-dee: Try my kitty-whip on for size.(wraps the robot up) Cosmo: Time to slice you back to the ice cubes you came from.(slices the robot) Sundance: Give up Big Cheese we got you now! BB: Not quite yet(then a whole bunch of snowman robots came out). Cosmo: Oh joy.(the NYPC back up little by little) Sundance: There must be at least 50 of them! Dee-dee: Even if we defeat them. We'll freeze by the time we're done. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Polly: Do you guys here something?(Guido and Speedy nodded) Speedy: Lets go check it out.(they went until they saw the NYPC) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speedy and Guido:(LE) We're save you Dee-dee!! Polly:(LUI) Boys will be boys. Cosmo: My sweet has come back to me. Polly:(blushes) Hehe hi Cosmo. Sundance: C'mon, we'll have a reunion after we're done.(the cats quickly finish the robots) Speedy: Whew that was a work out. Now for you Big Cheese! BC: Wait, wait I can explain. Guido: Make it quick we're freezing and want to go back home. BC: I...uh Speedy: Forget it here comes an Eye Slash. Here I...(looks like an ice cube) Polly: Oh, great of all times. Brrrr, I'm too cold to do my move. Guido: Is this the end??(then the tip of Speedy's sword blinks) N: You know what this means. When the Cats are in trouble, the bad guys better beware. Here comes the Supreme Catatonic. Polly: Wow, just in time.(the catatonic then shoots out the gooney birds) I defintely know the Extra-topping armor is warm.(the cats then transform into their armors except for speedy) Sundance: Thats some armor. BC: Robot come out.(then a big robotic polar bear comes out) Cosmo: Another one? Where does this guy get his money from?(the catatonic opened and polly and guido went in) Polly: Ready Guido? Guido: Yeah, lets blast this bucket of bolts. Don't we need Speedy, though? Polly: We can take care of it ourselves.(the catatonic takes out it's sword which looks fish that was already eaten) You should remember this from like a month or two ago.(the catatonic then does polly's heartbreak attack and destroys the robot) BC: Bad Bird, Jerry fly me away from here quick! BB:(to jerry) Do we have to? Jerry: Yes, he pays our food.(they then fly away with bc) Polly: Time for the pose guys!(they all gather in front of speedy) All: Tadah! Sundance: Hey, thanks for your help. What about poor Speedy? Polly: I kinda like him on ice. Besides now me and Cosmo can go on a date without Speedy messing it up. Cosmo: uh... Guido: Dee-dee, how 'bout you and me, now that speedy isn't 'round? Dee-dee: Uh..well you see. Me and Cosmo are already boyfriend and girlfriend. Guido and Polly:(EW and mouths hung open to the ground) WHAT !?! Polly:(groan) Oh, well. I better break Speedy out. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: Back at the parlor... Speedy: So, what did the NYPC say when you guys were done? Polly: Cosmo and Dee are going out. Guido: Sucks when you think about. Polly: When will I ever get a boyfriend? Speedy:(looks sad for polly) Well, when you get over your temper problems. Polly: Thanks Spee.... wait a second! TEMPER PROBLEMS!!!(LM) WHAT DO YOU MEAN?? Speedy:(LS and EW) Errrr... See-ya!(dashes out the door) Polly: Get back here you mangy alley cat!!(runs after speedy) Guido: You'd think he would have learned his lesson. Fran: Well, thats our leader. If he didn't make stupid comments then people probably wouldn't like the show. N: Another day completed and yes BC did explode again. Man some of this stuff is repetious. We need new stuff to keep this series alive. Well, See you next time on... SPC: Samurai Pizza Cats! THE END